Losing my virginity* @ FKK Sharks,Darmstadt,Frankfurt / Ferris Bueller's Day Out

[DocJohnson]

So slightly clickbait but I was a virgin in:

Punting - never paid for it before
Anal
Threesome
Public blow job - in front of a few other guests who where “peeking” round a not very closed curtain in a garden tent type thing
Driving above 140 mph

 

This was an epic day trip.  The memories are priceless to me.

Main points to note:

- It was my first ever experience of paying for sex. I wanted to go big.
- Return Flight from STA to FRA with Ryanair on same day (gave me Midday to 5pm in the Club)
- Hired a fast saloon at the airport and nailed the autobahn on route to the Club - got up to 140mph / 230kph before I bottled it.
- Had my first ever anal sex.
- Had my first ever full threesome and it ended with both girls taking my cum in their mouths.
- Had my first ever BJ in front of strangers with both of the girls from the threesome.
- The whole place is spotless and (comparatively) very safe. It is legal and the girls
get tested weekly.
- All you can eat buffet included in the entrance fee (I think that was 65€)
- If you don’t want to have sex you can just watch all the naked girls and let them try and chat you up (FOC)
- The 4 girls I sessioned with were between a 7.5 and 9/10 IMO.  All early 20s and fit.
- There were up to 40 girls to choose from.
- They all had enough English.
- It was in June and the weather was fantastic - I caught some rays in between getting serviced in the extensive beer garden.  There was a big pool but I saved my energy for fucking.
- I dropped about 650€ split between 4 girls for about 3 hours of action.
- Plus about €170 on flights, airport parking, snacks, car hire and speeding ticket.
- Got a fucking speeding ticket on return drive back to airport. Hit the slip road a bit too fast.
- Brilliant Germans though - it was only a €14 fine that arrived 3 weeks later in the UK post.
- Got away with not putting any fuel in the car because of the short distance and the fuel guage didn't move.
- Fucked my GF when I got back home that night.

Recommend Sharks to anyone when the doors are open again. Especially if you want a day trip and want to tick off some of the sexual bucket list - or just have a blow out.
 
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[Joe Exotic]

Haha unreal day.  Only been to one FKK but Sharks is top of the list.

June ‘19 I guess?
We’re 90%>of the girls Romanian?

[DocJohnson]

It was incredible.  I was hard most of the plane journey there. Had to disguise my boner walking through security 

It was June 2018.  I’d guess most girls were Romanian.  All mine were. 

I prepared by reading reviews from a well known international sex website.

I’ll probably go back one day but it would be tough to follow my first visit.

I am currently planning an epic 5 SPs in one day London trip. I need to go big again. Some fellow members who miss FKKs may feel the same.

The emerging deets of my London mission can be found here. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=296509.0

[DaVINCI]

Good insight  to your exploits at FKK Sharks, the place is unreal  l’ll be heading there  when this Covid eventually eases off. Could you imagine having these places in the UK, there would be an uproar from the Activists 

[Eeyore]

I’ve been to a few FKK places in Germany but Sharks is definitely my favourite due to the huge selection of girls (often 80-120) & good wellbeing facilities.

Other FKK places I’ve visited are also great fun but I think you get better value at Sharks and the large garden is lovely in the summer.

I’ve been to Sharks on the way back from other Countries/Places or sometimes visited for a couple of days. But my favourite trip is flying from Stansted or Heathrow arriving in Sharks early to mid afternoon and staying until it closes (depending on the day) at 4 or 5am. Then it’s straight to Frankfurt airport taking the first flight to Stansted or Heathrow landing in the UK around 7-7:30am. You need a bit of stamina spending 15/16 hours in a sauna club plus all the travelling that it entails but it’s great fun.

Ryanair is basic & very cheap or I fly BA using air miles which works out at a similar price.
Usually I pay £70-£100 for a return ticket then €85 euros for return taxi fare & entrance fee to Sharks. So in essence it’s not that expensive as the facilities, food & soft drinks are all free. The lady prices  are roughly (depending on the exchange rate) £44 for 30 mins or £88 for an hours basic service. BBBJ, kissing, sex are usually part of the price but “extras” are at £44. Only anal is £88.

Most girls are genuine, fun and will give you a great time but as with most places there are a few vultures that will prey on the inexperienced and over charge you if they think they can get away with it.

If you want to stay a night in a clean & safe hotel nearby you’re looking at about £45-£75.

It’s worth a visit once in your life but beware......it can become addictive.

[webpunter]

DJ,

What an epic day
I might have to give it a go myself when things get back to normal
One of my mates is up for a reccy patrol
I'm gonna float the idea past him

Not sure about RyanAir
Unless the schedule works re flight times
Its not as bad as the northern monkeys who travel on Jet2 
I'll have a look at BA & WankyJet out of London surrounding airports

Only tip on the autobahns is do not exceed the speed limit by any degree of margin
The rozzers go off at the deep end, on the basis that in however many km it is you can go as fast as you want
From a hire car very impressive
The traffic rarely allows for really giving it the beans in the [limited] unrestricted zones
Next time 150 beckons
& have a few practice goes at easing the brakes on, then pressing much harder [when clear behind]
This might make your ring-piece twitch, good practice for in the fkk later !

A tremendous effort & thanks for sharing 
Webby

[webpunter]

OP, hope you don't mind
I've just changed the subject slightly
Adding
"Ferris Bueller's Day Out"
Switching off to out
Respec !

[DocJohnson]

OP, hope you don't mind
I've just changed the subject slightly
Adding
"Ferris Bueller's Day Out"
Switching off to out
Respec !

YOLO as the kids say now! Love it.

[DocJohnson]

DJ,

What an epic day
I might have to give it a go myself when things get back to normal
One of my mates is up for a reccy patrol
I'm gonna float the idea past him

Not sure about RyanAir
Unless the schedule works re flight times
Its not as bad as the northern monkeys who travel on Jet2 
I'll have a look at BA & WankyJet out of London surrounding airports

Only tip on the autobahns is do not exceed the speed limit by any degree of margin
The rozzers go off at the deep end, on the basis that in however many km it is you can go as fast as you want
From a hire car very impressive
The traffic rarely allows for really giving it the beans in the [limited] unrestricted zones
Next time 150 beckons
& have a few practice goes at easing the brakes on, then pressing much harder [when clear behind]
This might make your ring-piece twitch, good practice for in the fkk later !

A tremendous effort & thanks for sharing 
Webby

Thank you sir 

Ryanair is literally a ball ache but for there and back (with enough time in the club to make an impact), it was my only option.  I live within an hour of Stansted too.

I went big on planning and logistics - the skyscanner app was priceless for sorting flights.

I was a bit lucky with traffic but the distance was just a good enough stretch to put foot properly down for a minute.  It was a Seat Leon R. A surprisingly nippy beast.

I tested the breaks well when I saw the camera on the exit slip. Couldn’t believe the pointless fine though lol. Must have cost them more in admin and international postage.

Now plotting my 5 girl same day rampage in London.  It’s going to be epic one way or other 

A sneak peek of the draft roster here for you perverted hedonists.

1.Mia Bubble - West Ham (District) - £60
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=17703
10:15 Start
10:45 Finish

2. NatashaX - Holborn (Central) - £100
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=27494
11:30 Start
12:00 Finish

3. Veronica69 - Chancery Lane (Central) - £190 (incl Anal and CIM)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=13408
12:30 Start
1:30 Finish

4. Sexxxy Laura - Bond St (Central) - £150
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=14688
2:30 Start
3:30 Finish

5. MIA - Hoxton (Uber) - £200
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=20290 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=20290
5pm Start
6pm Finish

Total damage: £700 plus expenses

[webpunter]

I had to goggle it FFS
Pleased you like some minor editing 

YOLO as the kids say now! Love it.

[pusfunman]

FKK Sharks is good, just avoid the "Eqyptian" girl - numerous reports on ISG and my own experience say send her packing if she wonders over

[SuperSz7]

Hey..

ONLY JUST realised the FKK places and mega brothels germany has! I want to visit again when things are more normal for a few days. wanted to try and experience a bit of each. is there a specific location which would cater to both?
Wanted to visit Berlin for Artemis FKK and i think theres a brothel there too. But was wondering if there is a better option in Frankfurt?

Any help would be appreciated.

[Eeyore]

There are several in the Frankfurt area.

Oase & Sharks are the two big ones with Palace the closest to the airport although it can be a bit “touristy”
There’s Mainhatten but I’ve never been as it hasn’t a good reputation. Another one a few miles out is World which I also haven’t been too, some say it’s not as good as it was in the past.

There are a few more in the area which are smaller venues and one in particular where a lot of the girls regularly do bareback. Again I’ve not been to this either.

Basically loads to choose from.

[Eeyore]

Forgot to mention that whether all these will survive financially after Covid only time will tell but there has been a few places in Germany that have already closed forever.

[SuperSz7]

so looks like frankfurt has more options in that case i guess.

Anyone ever tried out any of the mega brothels by any chance? Wanted to try and tick both off the bucket list in one round trip ?

There are several in the Frankfurt area.

Oase & Sharks are the two big ones with Palace the closest to the airport although it can be a bit “touristy”
There’s Mainhatten but I’ve never been as it hasn’t a good reputation. Another one a few miles out is World which I also haven’t been too, some say it’s not as good as it was in the past.

There are a few more in the area which are smaller venues and one in particular where a lot of the girls regularly do bareback. Again I’ve not been to this either.

Basically loads to choose from.

Thanks for your info

[Malvolio]

There's a large RLD in Frankfurt very close to the main station.  Lots of separate buildings rather than one or two megabrothels, but it's effectively the same experience - you just have to go outside for ten metres to the next place if there aren't any girls that take your fancy.

[SuperSz7]

There's a large RLD in Frankfurt very close to the main station.  Lots of separate buildings rather than one or two megabrothels, but it's effectively the same experience - you just have to go outside for ten metres to the next place if there aren't any girls that take your fancy.

Thank you M...very much appreciated!

[webpunter]

Quite a few on the buildings are properly multi-story
Seems like they are a bit run down but par for the course
Lots of stairs
And its good window shopping wandering down the corridors
Worth hearing in mind that some of the fitties may well be busy so a few circuits doesn't do any harm
"Ten floors of whores" springs to mind 

There's a large RLD in Frankfurt very close to the main station.  Lots of separate buildings rather than one or two megabrothels, but it's effectively the same experience - you just have to go outside for ten metres to the next place if there aren't any girls that take your fancy.

[Joe Exotic]

There's a large RLD in Frankfurt very close to the main station.  Lots of separate buildings rather than one or two megabrothels, but it's effectively the same experience - you just have to go outside for ten metres to the next place if there aren't any girls that take your fancy.

Eros centres in the RLD can never be compared to FKK experience 

FKK = Received BJ in hot tub. Ate barbecue meats.
RLD/Eros: walking around climbing stairs in full clothes. Saw more than 1 person shooting/smoking middle of day. Girls ugly mostly.

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[webpunter]

A pukka link
The burd at about 1'14" is FAF
[fake] blondie, [fake] tan & [fake] tits
Fit legs & looks milfy 30s
Ideal
In these venues the lighting can play all sorts of tricks, especially when you are wasted 
Deffo i'm more for the club scene
However wandering around window shopping is fun
Mostly average to munters but a very occasional stunner [fuck knows what they are doing in the place ?]
Just not the best environment & i've never seen a bathroom in one of these places
Have been when out for the evening getting on it & a quick R&T is about all that i'm capable of before sleep beckons

Eros centres in the RLD can never be compared to FKK experience 

FKK = Received BJ in hot tub. Ate barbecue meats.
RLD/Eros: walking around climbing stairs in full clothes. Saw more than 1 person shooting/smoking middle of day. Girls ugly mostly.

Random: External Link/Members Only

[Malvolio]

Eros centres in the RLD can never be compared to FKK experience 

FKK = Received BJ in hot tub. Ate barbecue meats.
RLD/Eros: walking around climbing stairs in full clothes. Saw more than 1 person shooting/smoking middle of day. Girls ugly mostly.

Random: External Link/Members Only

You've misinterpreted my meaning - my post was to say that the Eros centres are much like a megabrothel.

[notcalledchris]

Now plotting my 5 girl same day rampage in London.  It’s going to be epic one way or other 

A sneak peek of the draft roster here for you perverted hedonists.

1.Mia Bubble - West Ham (District) - £60
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=17703
10:15 Start
10:45 Finish

2. NatashaX - Holborn (Central) - £100
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=27494
11:30 Start
12:00 Finish

3. Veronica69 - Chancery Lane (Central) - £190 (incl Anal and CIM)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=13408
12:30 Start
1:30 Finish

4. Sexxxy Laura - Bond St (Central) - £150
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=14688
2:30 Start
3:30 Finish

5. MIA - Hoxton (Uber) - £200
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=20290 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=20290
5pm Start
6pm Finish

Total damage: £700 plus expenses

You have good taste Doc.  A logistical hassle but a great selection of girls.  Have fun.

[Marsh Mitch]

I lived in Germany for couple of years recently but I never knew this. Wish I had known about UKpunting atleast.

[DocJohnson]

You have good taste Doc.  A logistical hassle but a great selection of girls.  Have fun.

 

Am tweaking the line-up a bit but keep an eye on my other thread and you’ll see who makes the cut eventually! 

 

[Sullivan]

Mostly average to munters but a very occasional stunner [fuck knows what they are doing in the place ?]

Likewise I’ve been in RLDs and wonder if the girl in the window has ever had someone pay her. The type of women who, if one approached me in a club, I’d run like the wind to get away from. Never mind part with €50 for.

[garfield]

Ryanair fly to Frankfurt hahn which is about 80 miles from frankfurt in the middle of nowhere ifyour not hiring a car you’d have a 2 hour coach trip each way, also be prepared for milling scrums when trying to board a bus in germany

[DocJohnson]

Ryanair fly to Frankfurt hahn which is about 80 miles from frankfurt in the middle of nowhere ifyour not hiring a car you’d have a 2 hour coach trip each way, also be prepared for milling scrums when trying to board a bus in germany

I flew ryanair from Stansted direct to FRA (Frankfurt am Main), not Frankfurt Hahn.  Ryanair are still doing flights to FRA direct from Stansted. 

FRA is on the very edge of Frankfurt. 30 min drive to Sharks, or a little over 15mins if doing 140mph.  Can also get public transport or taxi.  I preferred the car hire 

[garfield]

I flew ryanair from Stansted direct to FRA (Frankfurt am Main), not Frankfurt Hahn.  Ryanair are still doing flights to FRA direct from Stansted. 

FRA is on the very edge of Frankfurt. 30 min drive to Sharks, or a little over 15mins if doing 140mph.  Can also get public transport or taxi.  I preferred the car hire 

I never knew that, might come in handy, cheers

[Silent69]

Thank you for your review OP,this is on my list and as of now single lifestyle I really want to try this out.

[Rob23]

God Damn Sounds like a crazy day out, I’ve only experienced Samiya in Cologne Western Germany, I’ve been there 3 times but you just sold this place to me, one the pandemic improves I’m gonna convince one of my mates and we will try book a day there.

[Eeyore]

God Damn Sounds like a crazy day out, I’ve only experienced Samiya in Cologne Western Germany, I’ve been there 3 times but you just sold this place to me, one the pandemic improves I’m gonna convince one of my mates and we will try book a day there.

Once things return to normal I would wait until reports circulate regards the situation in the Clubs.
I imagine there could be tests or proof of vaccination before entry is allowed, my last Sharks visit involved a simple temperature check.

Also it may take a few weeks for the girls to return especially to a Club like Sharks where before the pandemic it was not uncommon to see 120+ naked ladies wandering around inside (& during the summer outside) the Club.

[mancsguy1975]

Wow - what an exceptional experience by the OP. This post has certainly got my interest in terms of taking my punting habit overseas.

All I need now is a Berlin recommendation so I can do the full hedonist thing and finish off in a Berlin Techno club 

[DocJohnson]

Wow - what an exceptional experience by the OP. This post has certainly got my interest in terms of taking my punting habit overseas.

All I need now is a Berlin recommendation so I can do the full hedonist thing and finish off in a Berlin Techno club 

A big part of the experience for me was the planning and mental preparation/stimulation. It gave me a huge kick to have pulled it off too.  This isn’t meant to be a brag but I planned as far as buying over the counter Viagra - just in case of performance anxiety.  Needn’t have worried though.  On return journey, I left it in its packet in the gents’ toilets at the airport, as a gift to any gent who wanted it!

One thing I didn’t plan for though was a fuck up in the changing room. I was trying to find my designated locker (they give you key to one on entry) and tumbled past this big naked stern looking german (I think).  I accidentally slammed his locker shut while he was using it and then ended up finding my locker next to his. 

Looking back, perhaps it was nearly over before it started. Fortunately, all I got was a very very hard stare. I think the dude was getting dressed so must have been on his way out and just relieved himself in the Club... Probably lucky it was that way round rather than pissing him off before he’d spent himself!