Emma Stone (Edinburgh)

[BootyAddict]

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saw her the other week.

location central,secure 9/10
profile pretty accurate. body like baywatch etc 7
attitude good, will do it all if bit tired and complaining 7
presentation good bit unhygenic, chavvy very petit 7
services all you can eat. 9
action bit generic but good wee ride 7
value good but think shes raised her prices 8

overall a solid 7.5/10

protip her anal may be messy. be careful!

[Marmalade]

Fair enough reviews mr bootyaddict but I'm not sure if understand them. So often you seem to say it was "good" after listing all the things that are shite lol.

eg for this one, she's tired and complaining but has "good attitude"(?) What was the 'good' bit in her attitude?
Generic action yet still "good"
And a smelly unhygienic chav with "good presentation" - would that be her eyeliner??

I will take your word for it that you personally found her "good value" (I'm not quite clear as to whether that included some "messy" shat on your cock) as at £100 for a half hour she's not one I'll be taking for the lads.
 

ps her timetable looks all over the place. I suppose that's last month she's referring to.

[BootyAddict]

just saying good despite x y z

e.g. she was looking slutty and hot in a see through thing but needs to get a colonic irrigation. capiche?

[Marmalade]

just saying good despite x y z

e.g. she was looking slutty and hot in a see through thing but needs to get a colonic irrigation. capiche?

yeah no problem - your clarification's good. Personally I quite like minging slapper occasionally - reminds me of smells and gropes with piss and fanny juice on my fingers as I drove home after a night with Glasgow street hookers. They can ve unforgettable.