NICOLE LUSH ESCORTS BIRMINGHAM B5

[Imp8]

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Saw Nicole for 30 minutes @£60. Location was The Hive,Birmingham B5

My usual trick,called lush to see who was available. You know you're a regular when you've seen 3 of the 4 girls that were free  !!!!
Didn't really like the look of Nicole,I thought she was a Rom. Was pleasantly surprised to find that she was one of our communist friends,Latvian.
Booked up and made my way,wasn't really looking forward to finding a parking space,but I got lucky,right outside. More to do with the timing I suspect,8pm on a Sunday evening.
I should imagine the parking would be a nightmare during the week.

Usual behind the door trick,First impressions weren't good. This bitch was OLD,no way was she 35,got to have been in her 50s. Battered face,body wasn't much kop either. Looks 4,bags under her eyes,body 5,size 6 would be accurate,but she just reeked of Age.Height would be 5'4.
Now although I wasn't impressed I gave her the benefit of the doubt,the service could be very good and she came recommended by Polska the receptionist,.......uuhhmmm,
Gotta ignore his advice next time.
Now these Latvians arent the most Loquacious of types  (  just love that word  ) but they're  straight to the point,Kate 43 in Coventry comes to mind. She's fantastic by the way.  But then again a spell in Stalin's Gulags would do that to you.
Went through what was on offer before handing over the folding. FK,but not deep,fine by me, OWO,RO,no CIM,That would have been nice,but I knew that anyway,You gotta try.

Handed over the wad and put my clothes on the chair,was told to wash my hands. Nicole came back into the room and that's when I noticed her feet. Fuck me,talk about bunions,her big toe was at 90 degrees.....they were horrible.

She started pissing about finding some music on her phone,then she turned off the light.....WTF. I said what's that about ???  keep the light on please. She said we have another light,and she preceded to turn her phone light on....UNFUCKINBELIEVABLE.
Now I just wanted to get down to the action and so I went in for a kiss,she turned her head,went in again,head to the other side,finally pinned her down and put my tongue in her mouth,she didn't like that.


Right,that's it.....I terminated the meet,can't be dealing with this bullshit. I asked her for my money back,she was taken aback and wanted to know what was wrong. I said that I wasn't happy with the level of service offered to me and I'd like my money back please,all whilst tying up my shoe laces,it was that quick.....I couldn't believe it myself.
She came back with the money and I was out the door,without even buttoning up my shirt. WOW

Now I'm normally a very laid back,non confrontational kind of guy,in other words....A pussy. But that evening,I just went for it,and it felt SOOOO GOOD. This wrinkly cunt  (  probably had one as well  )  thought that the money was in the bank,but the speed of the conclusion to the Punt,even took me by surprise.

Immediately phoned Polska as soon as I got into the lift and explained my reasons for the termination of the Punt. He was apologetic. I can't really ask for any more than that,my money back and an apology.
Back to the car,total time 12 minutes.

Onwards and upwards.

[0ralist]

Well done for walking and thanks for the review.
I was thinking of seeing her as I do like the odd eastern European or ex Stalin-ite.

Lush are turning into a bit of a mixed bag of late, but I put that down to some girls just thinking that we are not going to complain as it's too much like hard work, well it back fired on her.

Once again thanks for the review OP
 

[Adnan001]

hats off to you for getting your money back and u didnt stand her bad attitude.

[Imp8]

Well done for walking and thanks for the review.
I was thinking of seeing her as I do like the odd eastern European or ex Stalin-ite.

Lush are turning into a bit of a mixed bag of late, but I put that down to some girls just thinking that we are not going to complain as it's too much like hard work, well it back fired on her.

Once again thanks for the review OP
 

 

[Imp8]

 

hats off to you for getting your money back and u didnt stand her bad attitude.

 

[Straightsix]

her big toe was at 90 degrees.....they were horrible.
😭 funny as fuck

When you continued despite the light issue i thought  'ffs' here we go. But then....!!.
All i can say is well done for not putting up with the bullshit.  What we as punters pay for in a service is pretty simple.  Why are these women so obstructive? Is it really so hard?

Good job, the revolution has begun. 💥💫👍🎊🎉🍻🥳

[Imp8]

Thanks Straight six.
I'm pretty confident with Lush,I've used them on numerous occasions and they've got some excellent SPs.
I do believe that more punters should walk....it'll give these skanky Ho's something to think about
It's pretty easy with Lush because you've got a bit of back up with their admin side. The real world is slightly trickier.
Still that's the beauty about UKP,it  does weed out the poor service providers

[Straightsix]

The bottom line is you are denied the service that has been agreed. Essentially you are being mugged when they take your money and refuse the service that you were expecting.
I've been walking now for years. Infact i expect to do it every time I go out at the moment. Its become second nature considering how deceitful profiles have become.

[teddyking]

The bottom line is you are denied the service that has been agreed. Essentially you are being mugged when they take your money and refuse the service that you were expecting.
I've been walking now for years. Infact i expect to do it every time I go out at the moment. Its become second nature considering how deceitful profiles have become.

Same with me.. i always walk now at the slightest hint of “skankiness” on first impressions. It’s much easier and less hassle than having to fight for your money back after stripping as the SP has the upper hand then. I once walked from a meet after an SP opened the front the door to let me in and immediately says “shoes off” as I was her slave or sumn. I was like wtf, where is mutual respect gone to. I just left. Always trust your gut folks

[alabama1]

The bottom line is you are denied the service that has been agreed. Essentially you are being mugged when they take your money and refuse the service that you were expecting.
I've been walking now for years. Infact i expect to do it every time I go out at the moment. Its become second nature considering how deceitful profiles have become.

I have walked on a couple of occasions. It was a great feeling. Made me feel like i'd had a small win on the lottery with the money saved 

[Straightsix]

SP opened the front the door to let me in and immediately says “shoes off”

You just know its going to be a less than mediocre service. 👍

[Straightsix]

I have walked on a couple of occasions. It was a great feeling. Made me feel like i'd had a small win on the lottery with the money saved 

I think the elation stems from knowing you have avoided that awful feeling of financial loss and dissatisfaction. At least now you still have the means to put that right instead of refinancing a punt. 👍
I think we could do with a thread totally dedicated to 'walk aways'. Alot of young and inexperienced guys need to know the pitfalls of an imminently South heading punt.

[Tender.french.kiss]

Sorry to hear about your bad exp.
At least you got your money back.
Looks like this has been the last nail in her coffin as she's been removed from Lush website.

[Straightsix]

That right angled toe though. 😭
Sorry, shouldn’t revel in somebody's misfortune but hopefully this incident will be beneficial to all concerned.

[teddyking]

That right angled toe though. 😭
Sorry, shouldn’t revel in somebody's misfortune but hopefully this incident will be beneficial to all concerned.

I know you would probably enjoy it if she put it up your ass 😭🤣🤣

[Straightsix]

I know you would probably enjoy it if she put it up your ass 😭🤣🤣

Ok you're giving the game away now. Have you done reverse cow girl with it? Any sign of nail fungal infection? I'd definitely use a condom considering that acute angle.😂

And don't knock 'a toe in the ass' until you've tried it.

[Imp8]

I have walked on a couple of occasions. It was a great feeling. Made me feel like i'd had a small win on the lottery with the money saved 

Although it was a waste of time and a big disappointment,the overall experience was a huge positive.
I felt great,not in the fact that I walked,it was the way that it happened. Shocked her and myself.
Finished the meet,got dressed  (  partly  ) collected the money,and out the door.
Literally in 60 seconds.

[Straightsix]

The look on a girls face when they realise that a trivial matter like not having enough light has resulted in her losing money.
That alone is worth walking for.

[alibirmingham]

I’ve walked plenty in the past so well done mate. Does fell good walking but then for me the dissatisfaction sets in quick and I start looking for a plan B which doesn’t always work out. Need to learn how to hold onto the cash and hold out for a good punt but suppose the little brain takes over with a “you fucking owe me” attitude and it needs to be satisfied.

[Straightsix]

the little brain takes over with a “you fucking owe me” attitude and it needs to be satisfied.

Easily remedied.  Get yourself home pronto and twist one out. You'd be surprised how quick you sober up.
Live to fuck another day.
There used to be a time when you'd never need plan B. Unfortunately nowadays you need up to a plan E.

[Pablo02]

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Anyone see this one yet?

[Straightsix]

Half Arabic half Czech? Yep, new term for Romanian. 😆


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[Imp8]

Easily remedied.  Get yourself home pronto and twist one out. You'd be surprised how quick you sober up.
Live to fuck another day.
There used to be a time when you'd never need plan B. Unfortunately nowadays you need up to a plan E.

Nah straight,I've got a better idea.
As I was driving home,I stopped off at my local chippy. Got a HUGE bag of Fish and chips (  Fat Bastard )
Stuffed my face and watched  ' The lone Ranger '  FAN -FUCKIN -TASTIC 

[Imp8]

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Anyone see this one yet?

Did see her,thought to myself  'That's a weird combo ' 
But I suspect that straight six could have a point as well. A nice way of saying Romanian.
Looks a bit chunky as well.

[Imp8]

The look on a girls face when they realise that a trivial matter like not having enough light has resulted in her losing money.
That alone is worth walking for.

It wasn't the light issue,although that didn't help.
It was the entitlement issue that really pissed me off. The  ' I'm doing you a favour, so be grateful   '  issue.
This 55 year old  Battered Ho, been smashed all around the Urals,is telling us to like it or lump it.
Get the Fuck outta here    !!!!

[escortman]

Nicole is no longer on the Lush website lads...

[Imp8]

I don't think that too much should be Read into that escortman.
These girls come and go,she may be taking a break,going indie for a while,or hopefully,pissing off back to Latvia.
It doesn't necessarily mean that Lush have got rid of her for her bad performance.
After all,Polska the receptionist did recommend her to me.

[teddyking]

I don't think that too much should be Read into that escortman.
These girls come and go,she may be taking a break,going indie for a while,or hopefully,pissing off back to Latvia.
It doesn't necessarily mean that Lush have got rid of her for her bad performance.
After all,Polska the receptionist did recommend her to me.

The guys at lush are known to monitor this forum so it’s more than likely she got the boot 👋

[Imp8]

The guys at Lush don't look at this forum.
Sophie,the owners daughter,does.
I think she's in charge of the day to day running of lush