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External Link/Members OnlyServices: OW, protected sex, hand job
Cost: £70 for 30 mins (ish).
WorcWarrior did a review of this one saying he was so impressed he extended from a 30 min to 60 min booking so I thought must be something good about this one, not your normal shite Rom experience. I took a punt, wish I hadn't.
Comms: I had a short window of opportunity so rather than piss about with texts not being answered I called, 15 mins later I was parked outside where she's staying. Easy.
Location: The absolute highlight of the meet for me, venue was the old MEB building at Blackpole Road, I used to work there when it was offices so a real treat to go in there now it's apartments. Unfortunately that was the best part of the meet.
Meet: Good directions to get in and to the room, magic door trick, not really impressed by Ruby, a fat Rom wearing fluffy slippers, saving grace relatively pretty face, if she smiled, which didn't happen much. Probably the girl in the photos after she'd made an awful lot of effort with make up and with cunning camera angles.
She asked me how long I wanted and I foolishly didn't take the opportunity to downgrade to 15mins, I was still clinging to the forlorn hope that this was a Romanian unicorn.
We both ended up naked on the bed, my penis got wet wiped then she tickled it to get some life in it, it was not really awake when the poor thing was covered in rubber. Ruby had a nosh then, which was quite nice and managed to wake him up to full erection. That didn't last long before she suggested sex, so she lubed up herself and my cock and jumped on top. This was where the problems started - the bed was a super soft mattress, so the riding was more a bit of rocking back and forth. She optimistically asked me if I'd cum. Not like that luv no.
We changed to missionary, again the squashy mattress sabotaged things - I thought I had it in her, didn't, lost some hardness, she told me it had gone floppy (it wasn't that bad) - she told me she'd give me a handjob.
Condom off, handjob and ball tickling got me hard again, she thoughtfully placed a wet wipe on my belly to catch my jizz. I eventually came. And that was it.
All through the meet there was this annoying noise like a lift going up and down nearby.
When I went to use the bathroom I realised that it was the toilet. I had a go at trying to fix it, but Ruby came into the bathroom and told me to hurry up and leave. Fair enough.
Clothes back on and back out to my car 15 mins after I entered.
Should have asked for some money back but frankly wanted to get out of there, have the cartharsis of writing the neg on here and forgetting it ever happened.
Afterwards I had a moment of clarity where I realised, fuck me I could have caught covid off this skank and end up in hospital on a ventilator and dying. So not only did I waste £70 on a fairly awful time (not my worst ever Rom experience but it's down there), but imagine how shit you would feel lying in hospital struggling to breathe knowing the reason you'd caught it was because you went and had a depressing, barely adequate paid sexual experience.
To clarify - I don't think Ruby has the Rona, she displayed no symptoms. But it's a risk any of us still punting takes at the moment, with an elevated risk if seeing a touring escort. Normally it's a risk/reward calculation as to whether reward of getting your rocks off offsets the risk of catching something nasty. When the reward is negligible then it highlights the risk part some more.
Anyway, I'm still totally chuffed to have the chance to wander round my old place of work in it's new guise of an apartment building and try to visualise how it used to be. Rest of it was awful.
