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Author Topic: Halitosis of the clunge  (Read 2571 times)

Offline Nhsi

Ever gone to do a bit of muff diving with a wg and it's less than fresh down there?

Happened to me a while back with a girl who lived in a flat off of bounds green road in n11. Can't remember her name but she left a month or so back and specialised in anal - was polish. I went down to give her some tongue love and literally gagged. I came back up and left it well alone after that.

Offline smiths

Ever gone to do a bit of muff diving with a wg and it's less than fresh down there?

Happened to me a while back with a girl who lived in a flat off of bounds green road in n11. Can't remember her name but she left a month or so back and specialised in anal - was polish. I went down to give her some tongue love and literally gagged. I came back up and left it well alone after that.

Unfortunately i have experienced this although the last time was about 6 years ago now. The WG was actually a regular and her hygiene had been excellent previously. But on this ocassion as soon as she opened her door i smelt a hideous smell, but she worked out of a group flat/brothel and i thought it was one of her colleagues.

As soon as i was alone with her i knew it was coming from between her legs, a total and terminal turn-off so i immediately left and never returned, there is NO excuse for it in my view. I reckon she had BV but whatever my interest in her was over. Nowadays this is a rare occurence for me, hygiene has greatly improved over the 30 years plus i have been punting in my observations.

Offline Nhsi

Oh Jesus Christ. This was only bad when I got close. She must have had something seriously wrong going on down there

Offline smiths

Oh Jesus Christ. This was only bad when I got close. She must have had something seriously wrong going on down there

BV can be a truly awful stench, the irony of course is it can be caused by over washing.

Offline Nhsi

Well I guess washing it would be a fairly frequent thing if you're getting a new cock up it every hour! In all seriousness though, if it was that bad she'd have known. She shouldn't have been working, out of self respect if nothing else.

Offline 385North

There are plenty of similar threads on this already I believe https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=2159.msg378628#msg378628 for starters.

Ever gone to do a bit of muff diving with a wg and it's less than fresh down there?

Happened to me a while back with a girl who lived in a flat off of bounds green road in n11. Can't remember her name but she left a month or so back and specialised in anal - was polish. I went down to give her some tongue love and literally gagged. I came back up and left it well alone after that.

Is that the fat one with big tits?

Offline Nhsi

Remember her being fat can't remember her tits. All about the anal.. Literally sticks the condom on you as you walk through the door and opens her arse cheeks

I've had one that weren't to fresh. She was sat on top of me at the time - I recall desperately trying to become one with the bed. Not nice.

Offline punk

do we have another troll or am i barking up the wrong tree?

Offline Nhsi

I'm not trolling. I'd give you the name of the girl in bounds green if I could remember it but genuinely can't.

Offline Nhsi

It might be anallexi but I'm not certain, could be getting confused

Offline Siadwel

I'd never (honestly, never) had this happen until last year, one hot July day when I headed off up the M1 to .......Bletchley. 'Uh-oh', I hear you all groan as you <face-palm> yourselves.

I'd been drawn time and again to a certain profile on AW. Got there, made the phone call, set the time to meet and caught some rays just outside the Park for an hour or so.

The door opened and first of all I thought I'd been B&S'd. Nothing like the photos.  Anyway, wasn't going to drive all that way and not come away empty-handed, so to speak, so I had a shower because I thought 'Fair do's, I've just been driving and sweating for a couple of hours, can't subject the poor girl.....I mean....woman to a sweaty crotch, can I', came out and made the best of it.

Until I went down there. She'd actually refused a shower with me, as she'd 'Just had one before you came up'.

Yeah, in a fucking pig's eye, she had. It just got worse from there on. Quite the worst punt but one from last year.

Offline smiths

I'd never (honestly, never) had this happen until last year, one hot July day when I headed off up the M1 to .......Bletchley. 'Uh-oh', I hear you all groan as you <face-palm> yourselves.

I'd been drawn time and again to a certain profile on AW. Got there, made the phone call, set the time to meet and caught some rays just outside the Park for an hour or so.

The door opened and first of all I thought I'd been B&S'd. Nothing like the photos.  Anyway, wasn't going to drive all that way and not come away empty-handed, so to speak, so I had a shower because I thought 'Fair do's, I've just been driving and sweating for a couple of hours, can't subject the poor girl.....I mean....woman to a sweaty crotch, can I', came out and made the best of it.

Until I went down there. She'd actually refused a shower with me, as she'd 'Just had one before you came up'.

Yeah, in a fucking pig's eye, she had. It just got worse from there on. Quite the worst punt but one from last year.

Of course that thinking with your dick is what all bad and smelly WGs rely on punters doing. Its why i always have a plan B option, so i can walk and know i can get a punt with a good WG elsewhere.

Offline yorkshire123

do we have another troll or am i barking up the wrong tree?

I think you could be right punk.
Please don't get him banned just yet as I'm trying to outguess his next thread topic , he's beating me at the moment 
He's on one new topic per hour at the moment.  ;)
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

I think you could be right punk.
Please don't get him banned just yet as I'm trying to outguess his next thread topic , he's beating me at the moment 
He's on one new topic per hour at the moment.  ;)

Yes; this member of the jury's out, too.  Over 30 posts since just after 5 o'clock - wish I could type that fast! [NOT]

Offline Glader

What does BV stand for?

I have only met one girl who was stinking between the legs.

Never gave her oral but did poke fingers and even after the punt was over I could smell it after a wash

Washing up liquid and bleach did the job afterwards and I haven't gone back or will

Everything else was good apart from
The smell between the legs

I dunno what BV stands for but am I fair to assume the wg is immune to the smell or is she aware?

It was a fairly last minute booking but she had 30-60 mins notice.

No fucking idea but the time was covered doing other things than me going down on her

Offline yorkshire123

What does BV stand for?

I have only met one girl who was stinking between the legs.

Never gave her oral but did poke fingers and even after the punt was over I could smell it after a wash

Washing up liquid and bleach did the job afterwards and I haven't gone back or will

Everything else was good apart from
The smell between the legs

I dunno what BV stands for but am I fair to assume the wg is immune to the smell or is she aware?

It was a fairly last minute booking but she had 30-60 mins notice.

No fucking idea but the time was covered doing other things than me going down on her

Have a gander at this.
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/bacterialvaginosis/pages/introduction.aspx
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline punk

I think you could be right punk.
Please don't get him banned just yet as I'm trying to outguess his next thread topic , he's beating me at the moment 
He's on one new topic per hour at the moment.  ;)

some of them are fun until they run out of stream

Offline vt

I'd never (honestly, never) had this happen until last year, one hot July day when I headed off up the M1 to .......Bletchley. 'Uh-oh', I hear you all groan as you <face-palm> yourselves.

I'd been drawn time and again to a certain profile on AW. Got there, made the phone call, set the time to meet and caught some rays just outside the Park for an hour or so.

The door opened and first of all I thought I'd been B&S'd. Nothing like the photos.  Anyway, wasn't going to drive all that way and not come away empty-handed, so to speak, so I had a shower because I thought 'Fair do's, I've just been driving and sweating for a couple of hours, can't subject the poor girl.....I mean....woman to a sweaty crotch, can I', came out and made the best of it.

Until I went down there. She'd actually refused a shower with me, as she'd 'Just had one before you came up'.

Yeah, in a fucking pig's eye, she had. It just got worse from there on. Quite the worst punt but one from last year.

Maybe you should do a proper review and warn other punters of what else went wrong so they don't make the same mistake as you!?!  :unknown:

Not a problem if it was less than a year ago and the girl is still advertising.

Offline Siadwel

From what I've read on here since I've been a member, she won't need reviewing by me.

I'll post her link and wait for the howls of laughter, derision and, perhaps a little sympathy. You have to remember that this was before I'd even heard about UKP, let alone read or joined.

 https://www.adultwork.com/811805 or https://www.adultwork.com/Chloe+Kisses


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Offline vt

From what I've read on here since I've been a member, she won't need reviewing by me.

I'll post her link and wait for the howls of laughter, derision and, perhaps a little sympathy. You have to remember that this was before I'd even heard about UKP, let alone read or joined.

 https://www.adultwork.com/811805 or https://www.adultwork.com/Chloe+Kisses

Well her profile does say 'sophisticated, but filthy'...so at least it seems she's honest about that!!  :D


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From what I've read on here since I've been a member, she won't need reviewing by me.

I'll post her link and wait for the howls of laughter, derision and, perhaps a little sympathy. You have to remember that this was before I'd even heard about UKP, let alone read or joined.

 https://www.adultwork.com/811805 or https://www.adultwork.com/Chloe+Kisses


oops  :yahoo:


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Offline Festisio

From what I've read on here since I've been a member, she won't need reviewing by me.

I'll post her link and wait for the howls of laughter, derision and, perhaps a little sympathy. You have to remember that this was before I'd even heard about UKP, let alone read or joined.

 https://www.adultwork.com/811805 or https://www.adultwork.com/Chloe+Kisses

Please post a review on auto-censored.


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