Petite Claudia 22 - Birmingham - B2B Massage & HE

[AffAlchemist]

Petite Claudia 22 - Birmingham - Massage & HE
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Date: Feb 2021
Comms: Assume someone else is doing the comms as they are really quick and perfect English whilst i dont think Claudia speaks more than the word "shower".
Location: Incall B'ham city centre apartment
Cost: £70 1/2 hour & £90 Hour - paid for an hour got a 1/2 hour

Girl: Stunning. Beautiful looking girl with smoking hot body, small pert tits. Very shy and doesnt speak a word of English from what I could gather

Meet: Fancied a B2B massage with HE. Arrived at a very nice apartment in a decent part of the Chinese/gay quarter of Bham. The invisible man opened the door or thats what it felt like. I walked in and she was completely hidden behind the door. Walked into the room and she took the paperwork, £90 for an hour and she said to shower but i literally had one 30 mins ago so declined and she was fine with that. I did say id have one if she wanted me to.
She disappeared to stash the paperwork and i could hear a couple of people in the living room.
Felt a bit uneasy bit stripped and sat on bed
She came in and stripped to her knickers. Smoking body but lay facedown
Nicely oiled up and nice body to body with plenty of swipes of the ass and balls. some small pecks to my cheeks (face cheeks lol). All very pleasant.
Flipped over and rubbed herself against my cock and also trapped it behind her and rubbed herself against it and between her butt cheeks. Plenty of strokes. I had a nice play with her small tits massaging them. She is a proper looker with curly hair now.
I felt like id only been there 25 mins or so and was close to cumming so asked to relax for a short time but the language barrier is a problem and she popped my tool in her hand and wanked me off to a climax. I dont think she speaks English at all or its very limited.
Cleaned me with a cold wipe and immediately disappeared.
So got up and got dressed
She walked back in and said 'no shower?' and i said nah fine ill have one once back and left. So drove back feeling like an oily bag of chips.
In all of about 30 to 40 mins spent there
I think part of this was down to her not understanding i wanted an hour even though i had coughed up the hour money or she had assumed i needed 20 mins plus for 2 showers.

Overall: Did what it said on the tin. B2B massage with happy ending but for £90 too expensive for what 30 to 40 mins and not being able to communicate was frustrating. You can get a smoking hot FS for this. Wouldnt go back but neutral as it is what it is. Think you used to get a full service with her for this money from other reviews so feels like you're paying the same money for a basic service.

[Philloveit21]

Hi she looks very fit but shortchanged you time wise , no problem understanding English so let’s not go there she took the £90 to get you done and out the door , that’s what it’s about taking the money getting you to cum as quick as she can then disappear till your dressed and next one in , there all at it

[AffAlchemist]

Hi she looks very fit but shortchanged you time wise , no problem understanding English so let’s not go there she took the £90 to get you done and out the door , that’s what it’s about taking the money getting you to cum as quick as she can then disappear till your dressed and next one in , there all at it

Yes pal you arent wrong.
Lesson learnt and its a simple "i wont be going back" which is a shame as they just burn the punter and need new ones every time

[Philloveit21]

No worries mate we all learn it will put you in good stead for your next punt 

[Spurt]

On my recent visit I had agreed 2 pops before hand and was not short changed time wise.They will set phones for less than the allocated time, worth being upfront as to what is the finish  time
Agree the poor communication is a barrier, but  the view is more than adequate compensation.

[Turnip]

She’s one I have fancied paying a visit to and has pretty good feedback, but wondering if an hour is stretching it a bit with no conversation. £50 for 30mins would be spot on

[Spurt]

Good luck with that,many reviews have remarked that she is the most attractive lass that they have been with.
You are unlikely to get cordon bleu cooking at high street prices.

[AffAlchemist]

yes she is smoking hot and id say the communication was the bit that went wrong here and that why i put it as a neutral and not a negative as im equally to blame

[Kingfisher69]

Thanks for reviewing her. She's been on my hot list for awhile, scrubbed now though.

[Spurt]

Back in town now using the name Laura.

[bonham]

Back in town now using the name Laura.

No wonder I couldn't find no reviews on her if she used to be called claudia maybe I search claudia massage see what reviews come up

[Spurt]

Only very recent change, most reviews to be fund with this link,

Petite Claudia 22 - Birmingham - Massage & HE
External Link/Members Only

[Spurt]

Usually stay a couple of days before visiting other cities.

[BromsgroveFella]

yes she is smoking hot and id say the communication was the bit that went wrong here and that why i put it as a neutral and not a negative as im equally to blame

I was interested in seeing her but won't now. As you handed over the money for an hour how is this in anyway shape or form an error on your part? If her English is that poor, shirt of talking to her in her native tongue the handing over of money for an hour seems very clear.

Great feedback that has made a difference

[Little Joe]

Interesting and informative review. She will stay on my visit list, probably next up if she’s about. Overall great reviews and I do like a nice looking girl.
Did you try RO.  Cheers

[Spurt]

Yes tried some RO on last visit, just divine, and think she appeared to enjoy.

[bonham]

I was interested in seeing her but won't now. As you handed over the money for an hour how is this in anyway shape or form an error on your part? If her English is that poor, shirt of talking to her in her native tongue the handing over of money for an hour seems very clear.

Great feedback that has made a difference

I agree you don't need to be able to talk English to know if someone pays for a hour you get a hour unless the op seid it's ok to finish.
Most massage shops carry on massage after you cum. I always try to get the finish in last 10 minutes but some just don't listen and go for it as soon has possible 

[mr.bluesky]

I agree you don't need to be able to talk English to know if someone pays for a hour you get a hour unless the op seid it's ok to finish.
Most massage shops carry on massage after you cum. I always try to get the finish in last 10 minutes but some just don't listen and go for it as soon has possible 

  totally agree with bonham on this. My number 1 pet hate. If you book an hour then an hour you should get. If you cum before the hour is up the good places will continue to give you a bit more of a massage

[Little Joe]

Yes tried some RO on last visit, just divine, and think she appeared to enjoy.

There you go...definitely my next punt 🤪🤪

[AffAlchemist]

Yes tried some RO on last visit, just divine, and think she appeared to enjoy.

Not on her like list at all and it didnt appear on it when i was there too

[girthyrod]

such a shame she stopped offering sex