When: Last November between Lockdowns, the links have now expired as they're keeping off the RADAR but they're below for UKP searches.
FernExternal Link/Members OnlyChabaExternal Link/Members OnlyFee: £80 for 60 minutes
Extras: £120 for “naked” B2B
Location (10/10): Modern flat in Green Quarter near the Marble Arch pub off Rochdale Road. On my first visit I parked in a car park nearby but this time, I squeezed into two hour street parking for free. Once you have the directions or know the way, you buzz twice to get in. Once at the outer gate, then again at the door to the complex. Up the lift and Chaba was waiting behind the ajar door for me, as you’d expect.
Fern (9.5/10): As seen in her pictures, appears late 30s early 40s, size 8 probably and maybe 34/36D bust which doesn’t show the surgery scars. Long hair and good make-up. Chatty personality and good sense of humour. Oh, and a fantastic arse.
Chaba (9.5/10): Fewer pictures online so I was surprised when a pocket rocket dressed in a cornflower blue cotton teddy with thigh length plaid skirt walked in. Add to that there’s a few tattoos all over and you’ve got someone that looks like she enjoys a good time. Similar height to Fern and probably a size 6, shoulder length hair, good make-up/blow job lips, maybe 34C with a narrower waist than Fern. With more bubbles in the butt. Similar friendly personality to Fern but a more pronounced Northern accent which makes for a laugh. What you can’t see in the GT photos is that she’s peppered with tattoos on legs and arms and who knows where else.
Comms (10/10): via Fern on WhatsApp. Easy peasy to find a day and time and confirmed. My second visit so I knew where to go. Messaged when I was parked up and I was asked to wait until Fern had done her hair and make-up. After waiting a while, I got the all clear on the basis that Chaba would start things off and Fern would join when ready. Once in, I paid via bank transfer and showed Chaba proof.
Service (9/10): I decided not to shilly shally so after my shower, I lay on my back to watch Chaba take off her shorts and make a start with the oils. She’s got a cheeky/filthy mouth on her and a great sense of humour. I felt relaxed, at ease and raring to go from the off. Slight disappointment that only the skirt came off and that her most intimate spots were off limits but the experience was still enjoyable and raunchy.
Fern joined, dressed in red one-piece lingerie with ties and straps all over. She was surprised that I was laying on my back but joined in with her usual enthusiasm and energy, getting me oily all over. Fern was more open to my explorations and we were all getting along famously.
Fern’s fingers are more the more curious and I’m tickled pink and brown before turning over for the usual back and leg rubs. Chaba is clock watching so I get closer to all fours for the final flourish. Fern is more intimately acquainted than anyone bar my GP during a prostate exam, which I rarely experience as I’m brought off by I don’t know which of the two.
Chaba leaves as I’m getting my breath back, then Fern carries on a sensual all over massage and chat that takes me well over the booked time. I only leave when I realise that my two hours free parking is about to expire.
A quick shower and hugs and I’m on my way.
Summary (9.5/10): Not cheap but value for money based on Fern's contribution alone and Chaba is fit and filthy as a bonus.
