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Such a shame she bats for the other team.
I'm sure that after 15 seconds with me she will have realised that her choice to be a lesbian was a good decision. 

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Such a shame she bats for the other team.

she doesn't, she's heterosexual

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And is a twat.

she's not, I'm a big fan of her views and politics  :cool:


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she's not, I'm a big fan of her views and politics  :cool:
Enough said.

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She's always injured though, half way through a shag she'd tell you to stop as she's pulled a muscle  :D

Yeah she’s fucked up, lost in round one.

Natch report is interesting (albeit hugely edited)

How did Raducanu look on court?

in baking hot conditions, Raducanu looked laboured….
she planted balls and struggled to keep up….
She showed little emotion and rather than…voicing her frustration, she coughed in between points….
Even when she found some rhythm…Raducanu - who has previously let out a roar  kept her celebrations to a minimum….
There was little Richardson could say to inspire a comeback….
she made a hasty retreat….
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Yeah she’s fucked up, lost in round one.

Natch report is interesting (albeit hugely edited)

How did Raducanu look on court?

in baking hot conditions, Raducanu looked laboured….
she planted balls and struggled to keep up….
She showed little emotion and rather than…voicing her frustration, she coughed in between points….
Even when she found some rhythm…Raducanu - who has previously let out a roar  kept her celebrations to a minimum….
There was little Richardson could say to inspire a comeback….
she made a hasty retreat….
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I guess that means she will be firing and hiring another coach   :unknown:
Time she called it a day and sign up for strictly come dancing, second thoughts she would probably pull out from that with injury.

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I’d imagine her ukp review count would be negatives, neutral at best ….

Who’s writing her match reports? Razzle magazine?   

Raducanu would have a lack of sharpness.
Raducanu was regularly unable to push out.
Also exposed her relative lack of mobility.
Her body language - head bowed, stony face and muted reactions - she lacks belief.
Nothing seemed to rally Raducanu.
There certainly were not many positives for anyone to take.

But she eventually was able to prolong.
While her improvement was a big positive to take.
Raducanu became increasingly emotional.
"I think you need a lot of resilience. I think I'm trying my best each day, and I think that's all I can ask of myself," she said.

3/10 no return visit planned. Finished the session very early. Declined to give me half my money back.




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But.  There would be a couple of reviews in which she was the best fuck ever.  Supermodel looks and fucked like no one ever has before.

So we’d keep trying

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China's Wang Xinyu. 
Feisty too. Just had a heated spat (not a euphemism) with another player. Still cute before she gets al
too “muscley” and manly.


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The sexy rabbit from the Cadbury's Caramel ads

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Offline RandomGuy99

Shake n Vac woman - she's got good wrist action

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Charli XCX was mentioned a while ago. She looks good in her new video
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I was just watching ITV and the weather popped up, that Jo Blythe is one tidy Milf!  :P

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The sexy rabbit from the Cadbury's Caramel ads

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I’m never one to ruin anyone’s wank, but did you know she was voiced by Miriam Margoyles?

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I’m never one to ruin anyone’s wank, but did you know she was voiced by Miriam Margoyles?
A nasty thought, but I'd be more worried about someone wanking over a cartoon rabbit

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I’m never one to ruin anyone’s wank, but did you know she was voiced by Miriam Margoyles?

Well there’s a boner killer if ever there was one.  :lol:

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I was just watching ITV and the weather popped up, that Jo Blythe is one tidy Milf!  :P

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I think someone mentioned that she's gay.

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I’m never one to ruin anyone’s wank, but did you know she was voiced by Miriam Margoyles?


Well there’s a boner killer if ever there was one.  :lol:

yep I've never been happier to find someone is gay
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Miriam Margolyes was quite happy to dish out random BJs back in the day. Read her autobiography.
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Miriam Margolyes was quite happy to dish out random BJs back in the day. Read her autobiography.
I'll give that a miss if you don't mind!

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Miriam Margolyes was quite happy to dish out random BJs back in the day. Read her autobiography.

The day.

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Offline mr.bluesky

The day.

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The bird sitting next to her must be upper class with a name like Jinty ,who the fuck calls their daughter Jinty unless they're posh  :D

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Sure if you own a few oil wells and able to drop £20k+
I contacted her on Insta and suggested a date. She's thinking about it but did ask me to send £100 in advance to cover her travel costs.

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I contacted her on Insta and suggested a date. She's thinking about it but did ask me to send £100 in advance to cover her travel costs.

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Well if she was dating multi millionaire football players, it looks like she is a hustler.

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Well if she was dating multi millionaire football players, it looks like she is a hustler.
She gave me her PayPal to send the payment. I've sent it, so now waiting for details of new train.



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I think I may have nominated her before a long time ago

 but having seen her recently on the latest Stella lager advert- Maria Sharapova
 
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In my eyes she was always the most stunning looking female tennis player around.
( you can keep your Emma Raducanu she's not in the same league)
Game ,set and match to miss Sharapova  :rose:
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Sad news that Dua Lipa got married at the weekend,  I will console myself with Ms Sweeney’s ample chebbage instead.

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