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Offline Rockhead

« Reply #100 on: February 06, 2021, 10:03:59 am »
Due to the joys of working from home, I was able to see 'paranormal expert' Evelyn Hollow being interviewed by Phil and Holly on 'This Morning'.

"Jesus," I said, to absolutely no-one, "her tits are even more impressive than Holly's".

Dunno about things going bump in the night, but thoughts of sliding my bones into Evelyn's hollows has provided two magnificent lockdown wank sessions this week.



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Offline ashmag

« Reply #101 on: February 07, 2021, 12:27:16 am »
Margot Robbie
Sharon Stone (casino)
Halle Berry ( circa Flintstones)
Penny Smith (twenty years ago)
Charlotte Church (circa pop career)
Katy Hill ( Blue Peter in boots era)
Lucy Pinder
Grace Jones (worth the bruises)
Gillian Anderson
Jenna Coleman ( the serpent )



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Offline Jonesy85

« Reply #102 on: February 07, 2021, 10:04:33 am »
Stacey Dooley and Jess from the real hustle for me all day long!

Offline Hotpocket

« Reply #103 on: February 07, 2021, 10:17:37 am »
Quote from: Jonesy85 on February 07, 2021, 10:04:33 am
Stacey Dooley and Jess from the real hustle for me all day long!
I definitely would with Stacey Dooley as long as she didn't talk  :D

Offline Pedalwall

« Reply #104 on: February 08, 2021, 02:24:09 pm »
Quote from: Yankee21 on January 30, 2021, 10:07:20 pm
Rachel Riley

I checked out Rachel Riley on Countdown. Got aroused for 7 letters!

I'll get my coat  :lol:

Offline Field69r

« Reply #105 on: February 08, 2021, 03:54:37 pm »
Alex Scott, she could sit on me all day long  :thumbsup:

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Offline BJrimmer

« Reply #106 on: February 09, 2021, 05:31:58 am »
My top 2 would be..

Carol Vorderman
Nigella Lawson

Offline Veritas

« Reply #107 on: February 09, 2021, 01:05:44 pm »
Quote from: ashmag on February 07, 2021, 12:27:16 am
Margot Robbie

Jenna Coleman ( the serpent )



Jenna Coleman and Harley Quinn - the ultimate dream threeway

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Offline davxx

« Reply #108 on: February 10, 2021, 09:41:48 pm »
Quote from: BJrimmer on February 09, 2021, 05:31:58 am
My top 2 would be..

Carol Vorderman
Nigella Lawson

Would add Carol Kirkwood to that as well a fine threesome of ladies... :P

Offline David1970

« Reply #109 on: February 10, 2021, 09:55:36 pm »
Jenna Coleman  :yahoo:
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« Reply #110 on: February 10, 2021, 10:19:08 pm »
Quote from: davxx on February 10, 2021, 09:41:48 pm
Would add Carol Kirkwood to that as well a fine threesome of ladies... :P

As I reviewed recently, punted a bird who strongly resembled Nigella at the height of her curves.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=285640.msg2973908

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« Reply #111 on: February 10, 2021, 10:24:50 pm »
As I'm spending so much time indoors watching telly now...

- the 'Perf with Surf' bird (really can't explain that at one at all given it's Dani Dyer)
- the Radox ad bird who emerges from water saying "Flipping 'eck" (External Link/Members Only)

Offline CoolTiger

« Reply #112 on: February 11, 2021, 03:26:36 am »
Quote from: sparkus on February 10, 2021, 10:24:50 pm
As I'm spending so much time indoors watching telly now...

- the 'Perf with Surf' bird (really can't explain that at one at all given it's Dani Dyer)
- the Radox ad bird who emerges from water saying "Flipping 'eck" (External Link/Members Only)

The one from Slimfast diet showing off her arse in tight jeans

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« Reply #113 on: February 11, 2021, 07:41:22 pm »
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Offline Ghost89

« Reply #114 on: February 11, 2021, 08:51:28 pm »
The lovely Storm Huntley from channel 5’s Jeremy Vine show. The only reason to tune in.

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Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #115 on: February 13, 2021, 07:17:14 am »
Quote from: Field69r on February 08, 2021, 03:54:37 pm
Alex Scott, she could sit on me all day long  :thumbsup:

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And she'd be quite happy to go to the football match with you without you having to explain the offside law to her  :thumbsup:

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #116 on: February 13, 2021, 07:25:42 am »
Jennifer Lawrence.  I would love to play some " games" with her

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Offline Rick2468

« Reply #117 on: February 15, 2021, 07:01:46 pm »
Jacqui McQueen played by Claire Cooper in Hollyoaks. Great body and frequently would dress up in slaggy clothes. Often wore thigh high boots and had a really filthy look. I could never stand Hollyoaks but used to watch once a week just to see her.

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Offline Ghost89

« Reply #118 on: February 15, 2021, 10:56:23 pm »
Quote from: Rick2468 on February 15, 2021, 07:01:46 pm
Jacqui McQueen played by Claire Cooper in Hollyoaks. Great body and frequently would dress up in slaggy clothes. Often wore thigh high boots and had a really filthy look. I could never stand Hollyoaks but used to watch once a week just to see her.

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I used to like Jodie Albert for the same reason

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Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #119 on: February 16, 2021, 06:16:20 am »
Denise van outen

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« Reply #120 on: February 16, 2021, 04:50:39 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on February 16, 2021, 06:16:20 am
Denise van outen

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Bait & switch - she doesn't look like that anymore.

Offline CoolTiger

« Reply #121 on: February 16, 2021, 05:07:47 pm »
Quote from: Jonestown on February 16, 2021, 04:50:39 pm
Bait & switch - she doesn't look like that anymore.

If she had an AW Profile, she would be showing herself as 20 years old  :lol:

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #122 on: February 16, 2021, 06:12:55 pm »
Quote from: Jonestown on February 16, 2021, 04:50:39 pm
Bait & switch - she doesn't look like that anymore.

Still looks hot as a milf imo.

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« Reply #123 on: February 16, 2021, 07:26:44 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on February 16, 2021, 06:12:55 pm
Still looks hot as a milf imo.

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I get the impression though that the ladette image is her schtick and her list of services would be very vanilla.

Offline Ghost89

« Reply #124 on: February 16, 2021, 07:27:59 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on February 16, 2021, 06:12:55 pm
Still looks hot as a milf imo.

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I agree. I saw her on the masked singer and she is certainly curvier but imo still hot. I bet she’d be great in bed!

Offline CoolTiger

« Reply #125 on: February 17, 2021, 03:25:50 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on February 16, 2021, 06:12:55 pm
Still looks hot as a milf imo.

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Still remember her as the FAF in Babes in the Woods

Offline Fugly

« Reply #126 on: February 23, 2021, 01:43:15 pm »
Kat Dennings - US Sitcom Two Broke Girls. Outrageous figure; loves showing it off



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« Reply #127 on: February 23, 2021, 02:14:48 pm »
Quote from: Fugly on February 23, 2021, 01:43:15 pm
Kat Dennings - US Sitcom Two Broke Girls. Outrageous figure; loves showing it off



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Yes!

Was it wrong of me to think while watching 'Broke, huh?' ;)

Offline David1970

« Reply #128 on: February 23, 2021, 02:19:48 pm »
Quote from: Fugly on February 23, 2021, 01:43:15 pm
Kat Dennings - US Sitcom Two Broke Girls. Outrageous figure; loves showing it off



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Hours of fun with these puppies
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Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #129 on: February 23, 2021, 03:31:36 pm »

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #130 on: February 24, 2021, 05:56:55 am »
Quote from: Fugly on February 23, 2021, 01:43:15 pm
Kat Dennings - US Sitcom Two Broke Girls. Outrageous figure; loves showing it off



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She does seem to like wearing skin tight pvc  :yahoo:

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Offline Liverpool

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« Reply #131 on: February 24, 2021, 07:33:47 am »
Sarah Shahi from 'Person of Interest'.

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Offline hermanmunster

« Reply #132 on: February 24, 2021, 08:32:09 am »
How about someone a bit more "up market", Queen Rania? At 50, but looks classy and gorgeous.


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Offline Hobbit

« Reply #133 on: February 24, 2021, 01:55:00 pm »
Megan Boone. If only she was an escort, I'd pay her whatever she wanted...........within financial constraints of course.



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Offline george r

« Reply #134 on: February 24, 2021, 03:39:41 pm »

Offline Keema

« Reply #135 on: February 25, 2021, 06:35:34 am »
Quote from: Ghost89 on February 11, 2021, 08:51:28 pm
The lovely Storm Huntley from channel 5’s Jeremy Vine show. The only reason to tune in.

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Met her irl, she's a right wee shag.

Offline Ghost89

« Reply #136 on: February 25, 2021, 08:09:28 am »
Quote from: Keema on February 25, 2021, 06:35:34 am
Met her irl, she's a right wee shag.

I reckon she’s a big flirty cock tease.

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #137 on: February 25, 2021, 11:23:38 am »
Quote from: Liverpool on February 24, 2021, 07:33:47 am
Sarah Shahi from 'Person of Interest'.

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 :thumbsup: well she has my interest

Offline Fugly

« Reply #138 on: February 25, 2021, 02:13:56 pm »
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« Reply #139 on: February 27, 2021, 12:12:00 am »
Grace Chatto - the cello player with clean bandit, sexy as fuck:)..

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« Reply #140 on: February 27, 2021, 08:41:29 am »
Quote from: Watts.E.Dunn on February 27, 2021, 12:12:00 am
Grace Chatto - the cello player with clean bandit, sexy as fuck:)..

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The violinist is really hot and looks like she who be a dirty whore :D

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« Reply #141 on: February 27, 2021, 11:18:25 am »
Quote from: Watts.E.Dunn on February 27, 2021, 12:12:00 am
Grace Chatto - the cello player with clean bandit, sexy as fuck:)..

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That's well tidy.

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« Reply #142 on: February 27, 2021, 03:44:52 pm »
Quote from: sparkus on February 27, 2021, 11:18:25 am
That's well tidy.

Isnt she just!

That song has a certian poignacy the number of abandoned single mums doing a bit of escorting to support them and their child/ren...

Offline Punterperson1971

« Reply #143 on: February 27, 2021, 03:57:49 pm »
Quote from: David1970 on February 27, 2021, 08:41:29 am
The violinist is really hot and looks like she who be a dirty whore :D
The violinist is the better of the ones there she’s gorgeous

Offline fredhiggins

« Reply #144 on: February 28, 2021, 08:30:59 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on February 23, 2021, 03:31:36 pm
Sofia Viagra more like. She makes me hard  :D
Is it wrong to masturbate to Modern Family?

Offline Rock123

« Reply #145 on: March 01, 2021, 07:10:32 pm »

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« Reply #146 on: March 01, 2021, 07:19:39 pm »
Peak Sarah Michelle Gellar. Unbelievably hot.


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Offline Ghost89

« Reply #147 on: March 01, 2021, 09:25:53 pm »
Louise Redknapp. Having trouble getting a date online apparently! Tell me which site and I’m there!

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Offline JonnyJ

« Reply #148 on: March 01, 2021, 10:29:45 pm »

Offline CoolTiger

« Reply #149 on: March 01, 2021, 10:37:01 pm »
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Gal Gadot, fit as fuck.

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Former Miss Israeli.

Into Martial Arts as well... happy for her to do splits and sit on my cock :cool:
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