Author Topic: CumFuckMyArse - Camden (Walked)  (Read 4873 times)


59 review(s) for CumFuckMyArse (53 positive, 3 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Complete Novice

****LINK****  
External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/CumFuckMyArse

****BOOKING LENGTH / TYPE****
Supposed to have been a 1 hour / Incall

****COST****
£0 (Should have been £180 inc a-levels)

****COMMS**** 
A couple texts to agree time, date and services followed by a call which is part of her screening process to confirm the booking.

****LOCATION****
Less than a 5 minute walk from Camden Town underground station.  Her digs, well what little I saw of them, looked a bit run down but I didn't venture further than the hallway.

****THE WG****
I should put this into context, I was in her presence for all of 2 minutes so this needs to be born in mind when the degree of accuracy with which I can describe CFMA is taken into account.

Profile states Spanish, looked Oriental to me so I'm guessing has mixed ancestry;
I'd go with mid 30s, looked a bit haggard;
Size 10 - 12;
Height, I'd guess around 5'5" but CFMA was wearing heels;
Long straight black hair;
Fairly chubby in the stomach region;
Greeted in a negligee and black one piece fishnet underwear twinned with stripper heels;

****SERVICES REQUESTED****
By text agreed:
OWO
Rimming
Protected penetration, inc A-levels
CIM

In person, I didn't get that far.

****THE BOOKING****
After I texted to say that I'd arrived, CFMA responded to say that she was running late and that she'd call, eventually calling roughly 10 minutes after the booking was supposed to start to give the final part of her address, she also explained that she'd need to come down to let me in after I buzzed.  

Following the old hiding behind the door routine, when CFMA revealed herself I was disappointed.  At this price point I wasn't expecting a stunner, particularly given the services that this buys you, but I just wasn't attracted to her and was pretty sure that however good her service was reputed to be, I just wasn't going to be able to enjoy the experience.

I apologised and explained that this just wasn't going to work, gave her £30 for her trouble, apologised again and left.  In this brief exchange CFMA was pretty decent about what was happening, saying she understood.

****WOULD I RETURN****
No.

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Offline harry1980

This is the duo buddy of Sussybustynatural and was planning a duet with them after all the rave reviews but my worry was they this WG had very blurry pictures so thanks for the review   :thumbsup:

Not sure I would have given her £30 so fair play to you. It’s hard to walk sometimes. Did you have a back up plan?

Offline Risky80

Cfmy was the my last punt before lockdown, last bloody March! She's a mixture of Brazilian and Asian. I thought she was pretty was pretty and with a good body. BUT the caveat was that I love squirters, and she's squirts a lot! Can really take a pounding in the arse too. I was really happy with her, but I was after the squirting and anal which she delivered in spades.

She's very charming, though does chat a lot. She's very accommodating, but if you're just looking to bang a model and nothing more than that, I can see why you might be disappointed. I'll definitely return when I get the time.

Offline winkywanky

Cfmy was the my last punt before lockdown, last bloody March! She's a mixture of Brazilian and Asian. I thought she was pretty was pretty and with a good body. BUT the caveat was that I love squirters, and she's squirts a lot! Can really take a pounding in the arse too. I was really happy with her, but I was after the squirting and anal which she delivered in spades.

She's very charming, though does chat a lot. She's very accommodating, but if you're just looking to bang a model and nothing more than that, I can see why you might be disappointed. I'll definitely return when I get the time.


Great to have your input as a newbie  :hi:.

Even better though would be a proper review of your meet with her Risky  ;)

Reviews are allowed up to 1yr after a booking.

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Offline unknownpunter

Similar situation to me yesterday with Amanda big bum in Hammersmith; weren’t sold on the reviews here got to location and it was defo no from me gave her £20 for the inconvenience.

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I've only seen her in a trio, but don't think I'd go for a 121.

Offline Discoballs

lol was thinking the same thing  :dash:

Yes most generous I've walked plenty and never felt the need to pay anything . Its par for the course of you dont fancy someone you cant help it . In my 22 years of punting I've learnt hopefully to have a radar if it's going to be a good punt . The ones that annoy me are the real lookers that lil me cant resist .

Offline teddyking

I don’t know but in my opinion you seriously did not owe her £30 for this shit. She was 10 mins late and fooled you with outdated brushed up pictures. It’s not your fault you had to walk, she should have paid you for wasting your time with fake pics.

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Offline Yankee41

I have seen her plenty of times and never felt like her photos were not accurate.  She is well reviewed on here as well.  I think she is good looking and well fit.  Certainly cant fault her for her performance either.  It has been over a year since ive seen her though.

Offline BootyConnoisseur

I found her looks and services to be good. Different strokes for different folks but would say that CFMA is def not ugly there's no BS in the service, but that's just my experience.

Offline Ace_max66

Poor fella. It’s hard to gauge as she blurs out her face in pics. I nearly booked something this week but she didn’t respond via text and responded very late on AW. Will try again as I’m in it for the anal and squirting experience. As others have said she appears to be in good knick so I’ll sample myself and make my own judgements I suppose :). Different strokes for different folks.

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Similar situation to me yesterday with Amanda big bum in Hammersmith; weren’t sold on the reviews here got to location and it was defo no from me gave her £20 for the inconvenience.

I personally enjoyed her several times but given the interest in her on here you should leave a comment on your experience below one of her reviews.