****LINK****
External Link/Members Only or https://www.adultwork.com/CumFuckMyArse
****BOOKING LENGTH / TYPE****
Supposed to have been a 1 hour / Incall
****COST****
£0 (Should have been £180 inc a-levels)
****COMMS****
A couple texts to agree time, date and services followed by a call which is part of her screening process to confirm the booking.
****LOCATION****
Less than a 5 minute walk from Camden Town underground station. Her digs, well what little I saw of them, looked a bit run down but I didn't venture further than the hallway.
****THE WG****
I should put this into context, I was in her presence for all of 2 minutes so this needs to be born in mind when the degree of accuracy with which I can describe CFMA is taken into account.
Profile states Spanish, looked Oriental to me so I'm guessing has mixed ancestry;
I'd go with mid 30s, looked a bit haggard;
Size 10 - 12;
Height, I'd guess around 5'5" but CFMA was wearing heels;
Long straight black hair;
Fairly chubby in the stomach region;
Greeted in a negligee and black one piece fishnet underwear twinned with stripper heels;
****SERVICES REQUESTED****
By text agreed:
OWO
Rimming
Protected penetration, inc A-levels
CIM
In person, I didn't get that far.
****THE BOOKING****
After I texted to say that I'd arrived, CFMA responded to say that she was running late and that she'd call, eventually calling roughly 10 minutes after the booking was supposed to start to give the final part of her address, she also explained that she'd need to come down to let me in after I buzzed.
Following the old hiding behind the door routine, when CFMA revealed herself I was disappointed. At this price point I wasn't expecting a stunner, particularly given the services that this buys you, but I just wasn't attracted to her and was pretty sure that however good her service was reputed to be, I just wasn't going to be able to enjoy the experience.
I apologised and explained that this just wasn't going to work, gave her £30 for her trouble, apologised again and left. In this brief exchange CFMA was pretty decent about what was happening, saying she understood.
****WOULD I RETURN****
No.