Hi Stanley2010,
I'm not sure what venue you visited Linda at, as she was working at 2 different venue's near Bayswater these past couple of weeks.
The first venue she was working from was in Kensington Square Gardens (KSG). The room was so small, the shower was so small, and the toilet was on the floor below in the communal corridor.
Linda knows this room was not acceptable, but due to not having a private apartment to work at, not being easy to work out of a hotel due to extra scrutiny from hotel staff, and the general Covid circumstances, it was not easy to find a suitable location.
When Linda decided to extend her stay and changed her flight ticket, there were no more rooms available at the location she was staying at in KSG, so she booked into another hotel on Inverness Terrace. She was there a few days before she even took any bookings, as she was scared to see anybody there, as there was CCTV in the corridors, and the reception gave notices upon checking in with the keycards about not having guests to the room, so she was spooked about this.
Linda then booked back into her original accommodation at KSG for a few days down the line when a room became available.
I managed to convince Linda that nobody would be watching the CCTV at the Inverness Terrace hotel, and she should be relatively safe to resume bookings again, so she did. So, Linda started seeing clients at the Inverness Terrace location, and once the KSG room was available a couple of days later, she moved back there.
I don't know what her room was like at Inverness Terrace as I never saw it.
In all the many times I have booked with Linda:
-She has never answered the phone during a booking
-She has always been spot on with communications with me (although she has also mentioned some cock up's to me, like when she gave the wrong postcode to a customer)
-She has always left plenty of time between bookings, actually even making it hard for me to see her by turning down bookings as she would not risk a situation as you described in your post
-She has never rushed me out if I didn't finish on time as she always leaves enough of a buffer between appointments. However, I am also very respectful of her and her time, and make sure it isn't going to have a negative knock on effect for her next customer waiting, and I always leave her a little extra if the time runs over, even though she always tries to give it back to me.
I can not comment on the quality of the regular massage from Linda as I never had one, nor am I interested in trying one after discovering her Lingam abilities.
Also, some of the reviews make her teeth sound like they are crooked gravestones in the graveyard. They are not that bad, just unfortunately one of the front ones is slightly discoloured.
I really could not recommend Linda more highly enough if I tried, and I for one can not wait until she gets back to us here in the UK.
For £60/hour, I don't believe there is value like this to be had anywhere in the UK when you consider the skills which Linda applies to the Lingam Massage.
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Location: 2 minute walk from Bayswater station (I drove and parking was very difficult. I recommend parking on a single yellow after 6:30pm. there is one nearby)
Price: 60 per hour
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Linda has been well reviewed here so I will just include some details that I feel are lacking in other reviews.
During the first visit, I noticed the room being quite messy - duvet, used towels and pillows on the floor + a bin by the bed filled with used wet wipes. I don't expect high standards, but this almost put me off at first and made me wonder whether the throw on the bed was clean or it had been used before. After a quick shower, on with the session. Linda is not a stunner and on the skinny side. If looks are important for you, this might not work for you but then most HE massages are offered by less attractive girls in general anyway.
The massage itself is quite poor - if I had this massage in a proper massage establishment, I would be pissed off. So I opted to have a 5 minute massage with CC swipes + ball teasing and dedicate the rest for B2B and HR.
This sounds like a negative so far but when it comes to what you really came for, it is a different story. I have seen Linda on 2 occasions and can confirm that both sessions were amazing. 10 out 10 for the most important part of the session that is HR & B2B. I could tell she genuinely enjoys seeing clients appreciating her technique and aims to please - a big big plus. I came close to coming on several occasions but she stops at the right time and resumes slowly to prevent you coming, but keeps you aroused at the same time. There is a technique that involves using both hands which feels as good as fucking pussy - shot a massive load on her and she didnt mind. The session ended with one of the most intense orgasms I have ever had and its a shame she has left for Hungary till May.
There are aspects she definitely needs to work on.
For the 2nd visit, the session was delayed by 15 minutes and I had to see a punter before me leaving the building - a massive negative. She then apologized over a text and explained that the guy before me had difficulties with coming and she needed some time to air out the room because the punter before me smelt very bad. Why on earth would anyone want to know this? I went back to the car and texted her to text me back when she is ready, because obviously, I didn't want to rush her and walk into a smelly room whilst the room is even more ill-prepared than the 1st time.
I was not wrong. Despite giving ample time to tidy up etc... the room was in a worse state than the 1st visit and the room was stuffy. After the session, the throw that was used during my session was still in the same place, so I asked her if I was the last client for the day and she said there is 1 more. FFS!! the throw must have been used for the whole day.
Overall: Linda's enthusiasm and skills outweighed the down-sides despite the down-sides being quite important factors for me.
I wouldn't mind paying 70 or 80 if she was in a better venue and kept the place tidy and clean - its impossible to relax and enjoy a massage if the place feels dirty. Fixing her teeth would be welcomed by other punters, but I didnt mind too much. But for christs sake, she must learn not to do back to back bookings!