Lizzie

[kingalfonzy]

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Met Lizzie for a quickie. 15 minutes 50 quid. Comms all in texts. very prompt. Despite the usual 'Hi hun, Im available, babe'' sort of  veteran ho texts, in fact she is a really down to earth girl. No fuss like ''Have we met? Age?'' sort of crap. I was at her place 30minutes after I found her on AW. Inside the door, i found her very plain and unattractive. bit gutted. I wanted to run away like I did when I saw Lanya. Suddenly I was no longer horny. She is short, rather stocky, and black hair.  I think she is Scottish.

But once we sat down on bed and faced each other, the going got better. She was in the mood and friendly and FK settled me.   She started wank me not in the way a WG wants the punt done and over as quick as possible sort of way but more affectionate way.  I finished in mish and I remember then we smiled at each other. 

conclusion     I found her unattractive, face wise, but as a punt, this was a positive experience.  Her ''no fuss booking'' and friendly nature more than compensated. 

by the way, the day I met her, she was doing a real conveyer belt shift.  Not sure it is always like this.
I actually bumped into the previous punter at the door. Still remember his face. 
The bed was sticky and she was sweaty and had body odour. was i disgusted? No, I found it strangely arousing.
But it depends on you.

She is a natural born SP in that she genuinely loves sex and getting paid for it. Also She is one of those girls who love meeting different men every day.   She said I was always welcome back.  So far I haven't but I don't rule it out and I do recommend her.

[Matrix]

Whereabouts?

[Davie081980]

I remember seeing her at the start of last year in Glasgow,  friendly enough girl and no complaints on the service. Sorry dont remember much else about it.

[David1970]

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Met Lizzie for a quickie. 15 minutes 50 quid. Comms all in texts. very prompt. Despite the usual 'Hi hun, Im available, babe'' sort of  veteran ho texts, in fact she is a really down to earth girl. No fuss like ''Have we met? Age?'' sort of crap. I was at her place 30minutes after I found her on AW. Inside the door, i found her very plain and unattractive. bit gutted. I wanted to run away like I did when I saw Lanya. Suddenly I was no longer horny. She is short, rather stocky, and black hair.  I think she is Scottish.

But once we sat down on bed and faced each other, the going got better. She was in the mood and friendly and FK settled me.   She started wank me not in the way a WG wants the punt done and over as quick as possible sort of way but more affectionate way.  I finished in mish and I remember then we smiled at each other. 

conclusion     I found her unattractive, face wise, but as a punt, this was a positive experience.  Her ''no fuss booking'' and friendly nature more than compensated. 

by the way, the day I met her, she was doing a real conveyer belt shift.  Not sure it is always like this.
I actually bumped into the previous punter at the door. Still remember his face. 
The bed was sticky and she was sweaty and had body odour. was i disgusted? No, I found it strangely arousing.
But it depends on you.

She is a natural born SP in that she genuinely loves sex and getting paid for it. Also She is one of those girls who love meeting different men every day.   She said I was always welcome back.  So far I haven't but I don't rule it out and I do recommend her.

So the SP was ugly, unattractive, stocky, had body odour, a sticky bed, turned you off, and “she was doing a real conveyer belt shift”, you met the previous punter so no shower for her and you gave her a positive

Where did this shitty meet happen, you didn’t bother to mention in your review or the title?

[Jock D]

So the SP was ugly, unattractive, stocky, had body odour, a sticky bed, turned you off, and “she was doing a real conveyer belt shift”, you met the previous punter so no shower for her and you gave her a positive

The floodgates have opened...a real spate of strange reviews of late.

[Clattypats]

She is a natural born SP in that she genuinely loves sex and getting paid for it. Also She is one of those girls who love meeting different men every day. 

That line really is quite special
Pretty impressive however that you can deduce all of this from one 15 minute booking...

[CrespinWolfe]

Bit of a strange review!

[Candyman64]

The floodgates have opened...a real spate of strange reviews of late.

A few strange reviews coming forward and loads of new good ones from new members which is good for the site and users. I was finding the previous reviews from the same members becoming stale.

[David1970]

A few strange reviews coming forward and loads of new good ones from new members which is good for the site and users. I was finding the previous reviews from the same members becoming stale.

I am sure you did with your vast experience on this site of 20 days

[Jimmy21]

So if you like ugly burd with a belting Fanny she’s the one for you!!


Waken up you idiot

[Atomcat58]

Think her hygiene both sexually and physically would have me thinking NO,if she does not care about herself in these departments of Health & Safety then woe betide her punters COVID breeds in such cases it says on the NHS website   

[Matrix]

Think her hygiene both sexually and physically would have me thinking NO,if she does not care about herself in these departments of Health & Safety then woe betide her punters COVID breeds in such cases it says on the NHS website   

Have you ever considered learning how to write a coherent sentence?

[Atomcat58]

Still learning ,but will try to improve to your standards 

[Uncle Buck]

Still learning ,but will try to improve to your standards 

Still learning to write a coherent sentence? Geez this remote schooling is really taking its toll on the standard of education.

[Candyman64]

I am sure you did with your vast experience on this site of 20 days

So you need to be a forum member for how long to gain experience ! Anyone can read reviews and comments also enjoy the fruits of SP gaining a vast amount of experience. As for me I have been with SP for over 30 years not only the UK and included Germany, Holland, Greece, Hong Kong, Singapore to name a few. 

[AEparker]

I like this one as well she is a good local lass

[Ericshon]

Still learning to write a coherent sentence? Geez this remote schooling is really taking its toll on the standard of education.

 

[Bru1901]

Having met lizzie two times over the years she wasnt operaring a conveyor belt

The two meets were identical somewhat.

Once in partick area close to motorway and the other was mear city centre air bnb.

I dont think she has put on the beef.

She was always enthusiastic throghout and has a gnd look with the similar lingerie to profile pic worn each time

If i recall second meet was arranged all by text

Always a positive in my book and she was a size 10 max 12 when we met

[J_H]

So the SP was ugly, unattractive, stocky, had body odour, a sticky bed, turned you off, and “she was doing a real conveyer belt shift”, you met the previous punter so no shower for her and you gave her a positive

Where did this shitty meet happen, you didn’t bother to mention in your review or the title?

Not merely a positive, he actually recommends her!

[David1970]

So you need to be a forum member for how long to gain experience ! Anyone can read reviews and comments also enjoy the fruits of SP gaining a vast amount of experience. As for me I have been with SP for over 30 years not only the UK and included Germany, Holland, Greece, Hong Kong, Singapore to name a few. 

This what you wrote and what I replied to.

“A few strange reviews coming forward and loads of new good ones from new members which is good for the site and users. I was finding the previous reviews from the same members becoming stale.”

You criticised long term members for their “stale” reviews. No mention of you wonderful life of punting around the world.
Stop trying to defect from your original statement 

[willie loman]

enjoyed reading that, dont have a problem with being the next man in the room, would you say she "takes a good pounding"? It wasnt clear from your review.

[Trickus]

So you need to be a forum member for how long to gain experience ! Anyone can read reviews and comments also enjoy the fruits of SP gaining a vast amount of experience. As for me I have been with SP for over 30 years not only the UK and included Germany, Holland, Greece, Hong Kong, Singapore to name a few. 

So what is “SP” ? Is that the Secret Police?

[David1970]

So what is “SP” ? Is that the Secret Police?

[Candyman64]

This what you wrote and what I replied to.

“A few strange reviews coming forward and loads of new good ones from new members which is good for the site and users. I was finding the previous reviews from the same members becoming stale.”

You criticised long term members for their “stale” reviews. No mention of you wonderful life of punting around the world.
Stop trying to defect from your original statement

Yes stale same members reviews week in week out, the site needed more reviews from broader range of members to gauge a better understanding of the level of service provided by the WG .
And being a site member for only 20 days so what and who are you to judge anyone experience !

[willie loman]

Yes stale same members reviews week in week out, the site needed more reviews from broader range of members to gauge a better understanding of the level of service provided by the WG .
And being a site member for only 20 days so what and who are you to judge anyone experience !

+1 way too much hostility to new members on here from the usual suspects.

[Aberlad]

I’m with others that this review seems a bit odd. Make comments about things that would turn many off seeing a SP but then trying to make it look less suspect by saying they’d return.

I’ll take this one with a pinch of salt ...

[David1970]

+1 way too much hostility to new members on here from the usual suspects.

Willie some new members have been a breath of fresh air, but this review throws up so many negatives about this SP then rates it a positive. The review and the positive rating make no sense wither done by an estimated member or a new member.
As for you Wille your promotional reviews for the pimps that run the Edinburgh saunas are all to predictable

[S.X. MacHine]

Have you ever considered learning how to write a coherent sentence?

You touch on a serious point. Our Scottish education system, once the envy of the United Kingdom, has fallen a long, long way in recent years.
I understand that certain English teachers regard it as acceptable for pupils to write down their thoughts with no regards for spelling, syntax, punctuation or the rules of grammar.
Standardisation of language exists to aid communication. It’s abandonment leads to misunderstanding and ambiguity.

[Name Not Found]

I understand that certain English teachers regard it as acceptable for pupils to write down their thoughts with no regards for spelling, syntax, punctuation or the rules of grammar.

That may be your anecdotal information, but it is largely untrue. Another failing of the education system may be our willingness to accept information as fact without any supporting analysis or evidence.

[S.X. MacHine]

That may be your anecdotal information, but it is largely untrue. Another failing of the education system may be our willingness to accept information as fact without any supporting analysis or evidence.

Indeed, my information is anecdotal, and that is why I prefaced my remark with the words ..’I understand..’. While my understanding (or misunderstanding) may rattle a few academic cages, I remain convinced by the evidence of my own eyes, that standards of written English have deteriorated in our country; and for that, I am sad.

[Name Not Found]

Indeed, my information is anecdotal, and that is why I prefaced my remark with the words ..’I understand..’. While my understanding (or misunderstanding) may rattle a few academic cages, I remain convinced by the evidence of my own eyes, that standards of written English have deteriorated in our country; and for that, I am sad.

I couldn't disagree with you there, or, as the youth of today might say, "youse is bang on bro". 

[Matrix]

Any chance of telling us which city this took place in?

[nike]

Any chance of telling us which city this took place in?

As Matrix has said, which city, it's best to add the city in the heading. That can still be done, for u.

[myothernameis]

Suddenly I was no longer horny.

by the way, the day I met her, she was doing a real conveyer belt shift.  Not sure it is always like this.
I actually bumped into the previous punter at the door. Still remember his face. 

What a downer, no longer horny

Previous punter, wonder if he is on here as well

[Clattypats]

Any chance of telling us which city this took place in?

"edinburgh"... 

[seeker]

I rattled  lizzie twice
  before February last year .
I found her attractive, easy to get on with
No hygiene issues and a enjoyable punt .
I will definitely go see her again once this Pandemic thing is under control .
She's mostly in Edinburgh and some times in Glasgow .
I think there's been a lot of people joining
Ukp with grudges and axes to grind lately
Judging by the amount of weird and unbelievable
Reviews.
Thankfully we can as a collective
usually sort out the truth from the bull.

[S.X. MacHine]

Totally agree, Seeker. You came out and said what I was thinking. Some newbies on here settling scores with girls.
The Alfonzy guy, of happy memory, being one. He panned both Lizzie and Lanya, girl I’ve enjoyed in the past.

[auldie63]

Totally agree, Seeker. You came out and said what I was thinking. Some newbies on here settling scores with girls.
The Alfonzy guy, of happy memory, being one. He panned both Lizzie and Lanya, girl I’ve enjoyed in the past.

+1 some load of absolute crap going on here recently. 

[OGS20]

I rattled  lizzie twice
  before February last year .
I found her attractive, easy to get on with
No hygiene issues and a enjoyable punt .
I will definitely go see her again once this Pandemic thing is under control .
She's mostly in Edinburgh and some times in Glasgow .
I think there's been a lot of people joining
Ukp with grudges and axes to grind lately
Judging by the amount of weird and unbelievable
Reviews.
Thankfully we can as a collective
usually sort out the truth from the bull.

That's rather counter to what you said a few months ago, maybe your memory is failing you?

The post I refer to: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=281546.msg2926989#msg2926989

[seeker]

So ,I said she was a bit sweaty 
Its been a year since my last punt 
Im obviously only remembering the good bits .
But
I would definitely visit here again 

[OGS20]

No you said "but also the hygiene thing has stopped me going back the 4th time", which, at the risk of spelling it out, means you made a point of not returning due to her poor hygiene. That's in stark contrast to your earlier comment on this review of "no hygiene issues and a enjoyable punt".

I'm just pointing out the discrepancy. I agree with your previous assertion that she's not worth visiting due to her hygiene issues. Even though I'd like to return, I have no reason to believe she's sorted her stinking tuna cave out and it's important the facts aren't twisted.

For full disclosure, I've visited 4 or 5 times and she's ranged from mildly smelly, to OK, to on one occasion, absolutely boufin! And that clingy, thick stench still haunts me on occasion.

If she could sort that one major issue out, she'd be a reliable shag.

[seeker]

Its been a year since my last punt 
Im obviously only remembering the good bits .

You pays your money
And makes your choice.
If you feel so strongly about not going to see her again
Don't.
Let leave it at that .

[Name Not Found]

Yes stale same members reviews week in week out, the site needed more reviews from broader range of members to gauge a better understanding of the level of service provided by the WG .

I missed this smart-arsed comment earlier but, now I've spotted it, it really boils my piss.

There are members on here who have put a huge effort into writing reviews, helping out members, and commenting on posts for years to help out people like me and many others, and presumably, even needy newcomers like Canytman have been sponging off their input for years. Describing them as stale and inadequate in some way is just a fucking arrogant insult. Where is this 'broader range of members' you want to hear from? In fact, how do you have the first fucking clue how broad the current range of members is?

I used to be a member of another (no punting) forum where new members started whining that the regular posters took up too much airspace. Instead of telling them to put up, or shut up, the forum mods proposed that the established members should tone things down for a while to let the newbies have a go. Unsurprisingly, the needy newbies did fuck all, and the established members got pissed off and left. That forum is now dead in the water. Thankfully, the mods on here are more sensible.

Maybe when Candyman has made some more contributions we can all have a go at him for being stale and inadequate but I, for one, am certainly looking forward to his forthcoming deluge of contributions to bring in this new era of fresh, informative, entertaining and eloquent writing.

I'll take my piss off the boil now.

[Matrix]

I missed this smart-arsed comment earlier but, now I've spotted it, it really boils my piss.

There are members on here who have put a huge effort into writing reviews, helping out members, and commenting on posts for years to help out people like me and many others, and presumably, even needy newcomers like Canytman have been sponging off their input for years. Describing them as stale and inadequate in some way is just a fucking arrogant insult. Where is this 'broader range of members' you want to hear from? In fact, how do you have the first fucking clue how broad the current range of members is?

I used to be a member of another (no punting) forum where new members started whining that the regular posters took up too much airspace. Instead of telling them to put up, or shut up, the forum mods proposed that the established members should tone things down for a while to let the newbies have a go. Unsurprisingly, the needy newbies did fuck all, and the established members got pissed off and left. That forum is now dead in the water. Thankfully, the mods on here are more sensible.

Maybe when Candyman has made some more contributions we can all have a go at him for being stale and inadequate but I, for one, am certainly looking forward to his forthcoming deluge of contributions to bring in this new era of fresh, informative, entertaining and eloquent writing.

I'll take my piss off the boil now.

I noticed it.

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[Clattypats]

That's rather counter to what you said a few months ago, maybe your memory is failing you?

The post I refer to: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=281546.msg2926989#msg2926989

Have you seen her since your review that you've linked here?

[seeker]

No you said "but also the hygiene thing has stopped me going back the 4th time", which, at the risk of spelling it out, means you made a point of not returning due to her poor hygiene. That's in stark contrast to your earlier comment on this review of "no hygiene issues and a enjoyable punt".

I'm just pointing out the discrepancy. I agree with your previous assertion that she's not worth visiting due to her hygiene issues. Even though I'd like to return, I have no reason to believe she's sorted her stinking tuna cave out and it's important the facts aren't twisted.

For full disclosure, I've visited 4 or 5 times and she's ranged from mildly smelly, to OK, to on one occasion, absolutely boufin! And that clingy, thick stench still haunts me on occasion.

Reads to me  like,
He has EAS
 she won't see him
So he's decided to try and trash her .
In his review of her
He gave her a Positive
Looks like her tuna cave is haunting him 

[Clattypats]

Reads to me  like,
He has EAS
 she won't see him
So he's decided to try and trash her .
In his review of her
He gave her a Positive
Looks like her tuna cave is haunting him 

Just to clarify, do you mean the OP or OGS20 that you've quoted seeker?... 

[seeker]

Its OGS 20
Whos fantasising about a tuna cave.
Only my opinion of course 

I said I wouldn't visit her again ,
At the time there where a few unrattled hoes about 
Eg lana77 ,foxy Scarlett, so no real need to revisit at that time .
Most wgs are only one or two trick ponies as we all know .
They need to be something special 
To become a Regular.

[Matrix]

A few strange reviews coming forward and loads of new good ones from new members which is good for the site and users. I was finding the previous reviews from the same members becoming stale.

 

Also, just to add...

That did-nay age well, likesay. 

[Clattypats]

Its OGS 20

Thanks, I'll await his answer to my question...