Author Topic: TS Valentina - Hounslow (tours)  (Read 9597 times)


4 review(s) for Valentina Freitas (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline mallym17

This is a TS review

Link
External Link/Members Only

Cost
£150 for 1 hour

Location
Isleworth / Hounslow - However she is a Brazilian who tours and moves around

Service
This took place beginning of Dec 2020 before national lockdown malarky. I had been reading TS reviews / watching porn online and saw something that looked good locally thought I would take the plunge in someone passable nice ass and looks natural.

COMMS were fine sends postcode and confirms she will accept bank transfer. I walk towards the door then I see another punter walking out looking dodgy.

I walk in and she looks passable not as good as the pictures quite tall.. however this is where it took a turn. I ask for her bank details whilst we walk up the stairs together and she lets of a burp to which I can literally smell her food she had burped up. I thought it was a one off so sat down and mid transfer 3mins have passed, she then burps again and she was close to me so I smelt the shite.

I start dragging my feet thinking do I really want my first TS punt to be with a belching burping Brazilian. She then says 'Baby hurry up and transfer money I waste my time here' then lets off another longer burp (NO APOLOGY). This act put the nail in the coffin and I said I'm leaving sorry. This level of unprofessionalism isn't something I can handle. Whilst I walk out she utters some Portuguese swear words to her friend in the next door "Puta Merda" which I recognised from many Netflix shows I watch.

Overall the smell of the belching burps and behaviour put me off - If its your type of punt go ahead. But ill keep my £150 in my pocket for another day.

Offline themaserman

Oh god how disgusting!...No wonder you walked mallyn

Offline mallym17

Oh god how disgusting!...No wonder you walked mallyn

It happens, a lot of times as a punter thinking with our penis makes us stay however I didn’t want to punt to smell someone’s lunch  burps

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Offline winkywanky

At least she didn't fart, now that really would have been unladylike  :D


Offline indianguy

 :hi: Hats Off for walking and thanks for the review.

Offline mallym17

At least she didn't fart, now that really would have been unladylike  :D

Good thing she’s an alien  :D live to punt another day a day

Offline Iceman90

At least she didn't fart, now that really would have been unladylike  :D

She’d probably charge £50 extra for that “service”

Offline winkywanky

She’d probably charge £50 extra for that “service”


Being Brazilian, probably not far off.

Fart in your face: ees £50 esstra babeee
Infection with Brazilian Covid strain (incl. surcharge for extra vaccine resistance): ees £50 esstra babeee (although refundable upon death).

Offline pelvic thrust overdrive

Come on guy's, she was only belching like a typical bloke.

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