Martha Thai – Sheffield

[mrfishyfoo]

Spotted this one as soon as she arrived in Sheffield and thought to myself “if only” as the chance of me getting to her was at that time ZERO.

Roll the clock forwards a few days and I found myself in Sheffield for work.

The job was going so smooth that it would have been rude not to have a look on AWank as I’d have “several” hours to kill. Couple of texts sent to test the water, I know but I’ve had C-19 now so my “bravery levels” are higher at present, and my balls were bursting. Amongst others I got a text back from Martha with a postcode less than 5 minutes from where I was sitting. I had a look on UKP at what was going off and thought to myself “life’s a punt as you only live once so why not” as her reviews told me she should deliver a good service.

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The short version.

Had starters now I want the main !!!
 
The booking process.

A couple of texts and that was it. I made a point about kissing, OWO, CIM and fucking her arse which I was assured were all available.

Time and place agreed.

GAME ON !!!

Well maybe not as I’ve been playing this game long enough to know when I’m dealing with a goalkeeper. More about that later.

The waiting game.

What waiting game. Not so little fishy was filling the bag just over 4 hours after the idea entered into my head.
 
The Venue.

A fit for purpose flat in S1. It was a nice safe area with enough people about so that I didn’t feel out of place.

First I am going to describe her.

No doubt in my mind that the lass in the pictures was the one I fucked as she shows her face and ain’t shy about it.

This is the lass I met in the room

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I reckon Martha is 5’ tall and fuck me sideways is she fit. I reckon she’s a size 6/8 as she’s really slender, but has curves, and I reckon her stats are 32-26-34 at most and that her tits are a C cup and that they are very well done bolt-ons. If she weighs more than 7 ½ stone I’ll be surprised.

Mod wise she’s pretty much clean. Ears and belly pierced and that seemed about it albeit I wasn’t paying too much attention as I could take my eyes off her arse.

Martha has quite long, half way down her back black hair, and what seemed to me to be dark brown eyes. I found her to be 8/10 attractive without makeup, YMMV, and I reckon she’d maybe be a 8.5/10 when she was fully done up. I really did think she was FAF !!!!

Age wise the 26 claimed is optimistic as I’d put her as being early 30’s and maybe even a bit more.

Have to say that not so little Fishy was absolutely ecstatic when I laid eyes on her.
 
The meeting.

I arrived in the vicinity of the venue with 5 minutes to spare and let Martha know I was there. An immediate come on down so off I popped. I’d parked just round the corner from the venue so it was less than 2 mins away by foot.

Usual hiding behind the door thing, the flat was really dark, before I was ushered into her room. No kiss but I wasn’t expecting one at this stage.

Martha was wearing the white “tennis” skirt that’s in her pictures and some form of blouse.

Martha asked me how long and if there was anything else I wanted off her menu. FFS I’d made it very clear in comms what I wanted which is when she admitted it was her “friend” doing the comms.

I then handed over the money for an hour and left an extra £30 on the side for her arse. Matha went to stash the cash while I got a shower before “presenting” myself on the bed. No massage table which was a bit of a let-down.

Martha now sat on the top of my legs and gave me what can best be described as a naughty massage. Wasn’t the best but that wasn’t what I was there for. The massage got naughtier as she rubbed herself up and down me and “tweaked” my cock and balls while she was at it.

She’s really friendly and very chatty. I thought she was “absolutely lovely”.

Not sure when she lost her clothes as my face was buried in the pillow but that’s when the massage got more interesting.

Now for the good bit as I was getting her special happy ending. Quick kiss, all lips and no tongue, before she asked with or without. Without being my response. FFS she wet wiped my cock. Martha’s blow job was all tip and no shaft, she was though a very enthusiastic ball licker. This then progressed to 69, nice fresh bald fanny which I agree with other reviews was waxed, which I thoroughly enjoyed as did Martha, least it seemed that way to me or she’s a superb actress, as her sucking became erratic before she sat bolt up right on my face and had a shivering orgasm while telling me how much she loved her job.

FFS she wet wiped me again, and herself, and then it was podging time as she applied the condom with her mouth.

Very enthusiastic squatting, forwards and reverse, with really good clamping and pelvic floor use. This lass knows how to milk a cock as she varied the depth and speed, I was on the edge in no time whatsoever and then she teased and edged me. The sight of her riding me in reverse squat was absolutely fucking grand.

Martha then asked me to bend her over having informed me I was too big for her arse. That pissed me off as she’d had plenty of time to tell me that before.

She can take a good pounding. FFS when it came to the money shot she balked and requested that I fill the bag, not her gob, with fish goo.

Martha now tidied me up and I went for a shower. On my return Martha was already dressed. She informed me her next punter had now arrived which tells me runs a conveyor belt.

The £30 for her arse went back in my pocket and then I was off, exactly 1 hour after I walked through her door, with a brief lip kiss and the promise that next time I saw her that CIM and her arse would be on the menu if I was willing to stay a little longer. Cynical me “sees” that as a marketing ploy to get me back again which I wasn’t falling for.

I got back to my car 70 minutes after I left it so the timekeeping was on the ball to say the least.

The money bit.

I paid £120 for an hour of Martha’s life. It would have been an extra £30 to fuck her arse.
 
In conclusion.

A Thai conveyor belt punt with a FAF lass that really knew what she was doing.

Last but not least.

There’s those that would say I’m mean for only giving a grey to this punt BUT the lack of the agreed kissing, the maids poor comms, wet wipes, her being a cum dodger and the conveyor belt nearly had me issuing her a red card.

I can’t though get away from how nice a lass she was and that arse of hers as she squatted on me in reverse.

So it could have been a green or a red so a grey it is.

FWIW yes I would go back but it would be for sex only.

[viper13]

Thanks for the review Mr FF   

Had this one on my HL same as you, sent msgs but no reply to date   

That fucks me off too when you give details of service expected, they agree then when you get there they ask what it is you want because they have a fucking maid dealing with their messages    Fucking kills the mood for me   

The lack of kissing isn't good either, I like a good snog.

Might give her a miss, don't know 

Thanks again 

[mrfishyfoo]

Thanks for the review Mr FF   

Had this one on my HL same as you, sent msgs but no reply to date   

That fucks me off too when you give details of service expected, they agree then when you get there they ask what it is you want because they have a fucking maid dealing with their messages    Fucking kills the mood for me   

The lack of kissing isn't good either, I like a good snog.

Might give her a miss, don't know 

Thanks again 

Indeed !!! 

If I'd gone for a massage with sexy ending I wouldn't have expected kissing. TBH I was surprised she agreed to it which is why my fishy sense was tingling.

Fucking maids. 

I reckon she's worth a look still if she'll CIM but I wouldn't pay £150 for an hour including her ass as her pussy is well tight.

[stewthescrew]

I paid her a visit  today  similar  experience  to  yours  Mr fishy , she is quite  attractive  better  than the photos, owo not  very  good it  lasted about  a minute  although  she likes her clit licking bit of kissing sex in mish. She said  she is moving  on next weekend,  I would  probably  given  her a positive  review  as I got  more than I expected from  a Thai.

[mrfishyfoo]

I paid her a visit  today  similar  experience  to  yours  Mr fishy , she is quite  attractive  better  than the photos, owo not  very  good it  lasted about  a minute  although  she likes her clit licking bit of kissing sex in mish. She said  she is moving  on next weekend,  I would  probably  given  her a positive  review  as I got  more than I expected from  a Thai.

Good point  as I'd have greened her if I was in a parlour for a rub and fuck. 

You should do a review MrS. 

[HailWood]

Good to read you are back on your bike, Fishy.

Also glad to read that you don’t seem too badly affected by you brush with the virus. 

[RogerBoner]

Great review. She looks so gorgeous that I would be more than happy adore her body. It's even better to hear that she enjoys her work. I'm glad that you got over Covid and was wondering how long it took you to make a full recovery.

[mrfishyfoo]

Great review. She looks so gorgeous that I would be more than happy adore her body. It's even better to hear that she enjoys her work. I'm glad that you got over Covid and was wondering how long it took you to make a full recovery.

She is fit. 

Just like Lewis Hamilton I got back to work in less than 2 weeks. 

[fforte]

Thanks for the review Mr FF   

Had this one on my HL same as you, sent msgs but no reply to date   

That fucks me off too when you give details of service expected, they agree then when you get there they ask what it is you want because they have a fucking maid dealing with their messages    Fucking kills the mood for me   

The lack of kissing isn't good either, I like a good snog.

Might give her a miss, don't know 

Thanks again 

I did get in contact with her. It took 4 to 5 hours for her to respond . I always set it all up and always ask at tie end if she/Thais do non white men. She said no sorry. It’s quite common for Thais to think darker skin is associated with ffarm workers. I’m not sure how  that translates to punting in the UK but hey. I tend to find the colour thing has its advantages as well especially at certain massage places in Sheffield.

 Looking at this review it looks like she can be choosy. If I bet her in a bar in Pattaya I’d certainly had ave a go!!

[RogerBoner]

I did get in contact fforte ffarm

[smaugthegolden]

Just to be clear, this was in lockdown?

[wakefieldlad13]

I did get in contact with her. It took 4 to 5 hours for her to respond . I always set it all up and always ask at tie end if she/Thais do non white men. She said no sorry. It’s quite common for Thais to think darker skin is associated with ffarm workers. I’m not sure how  that translates to punting in the UK but hey. I tend to find the colour thing has its advantages as well especially at certain massage places in Sheffield.

 Looking at this review it looks like she can be choosy. If I bet her in a bar in Pattaya I’d certainly had ave a go!!

Many SP's can be choosy, and not just on skin colour, age is something i have seen many times, be it, too old, too young etc. i suppose it is there right, i have also seen it where the Polish girls will not see Polish/ eastern European men and black men too.

To generalise, Thailand can be quite racist, though many in the Thailand sex industry will take your money as there are generally more working girls or girls willing to give you sex than there are punters, unlike here in the west, where there are possibly more punters than working girls so they will be able to be more choosy

What you say about dark skinned being associated with farm workers is not far from the truth, As in much of Asia, dark skin is equated with outdoor labour conditions and the lower classes
Thai culture shares this skin-tone bias with the rest of Asia. In Thailand, this bias is exacerbated by the fact that many of the wealthy Thais in Bangkok are of Chinese descent and have naturally lighter skin than the indigenous Thais from the countryside.

Unfortunately, you will just have to accept the decision of these girls who do not wish to see coloureds, just as i have to accept that certain girls would not see me because of my age, BUT there is one thing you can do, i have tried it and have been successful, if you are determined, you could offer them silly money to see you for the first time and show them that you are a good guy, having good experiences is probably the only way to get people to change their mind set

[sheffielder]

I think neutral was fair. I was going to book her but if I'm doing 30min I always want cim or facial as a option. I still would go for a quickie but she doesnt offer them 

[Uklad873]

Parking ok mr fishy ? After a Thai

[Bush]

It’s a sham that she gets let down from bad communication between her and the maid who tends to say yes to everything and then leaves Martha to sort it out.

[mrfishyfoo]

It’s a sham that she gets let down from bad communication between her and the maid who tends to say yes to everything and then leaves Martha to sort it out.

Says the bloke who openly encourages punters to try and get discounts from her by asking for prices/discounts from her maid that you know full well aren't communicated to her in the room.

It’s a shame you had a bad experience. She is the only one of a few girls I’ve visited three times and am waiting to have another session......I found her absolutely the best. Full on DFK, OWO and I got an hour and half for £90. Just shows how experiences can vary.
I have had chats with her  about the maid who does give crap information to the punter and rarely seems to pass on punters requests to Martha.

It’s a good idea with this girl to agree a reduced price with her maid who says ‘yes’ to anything. As the OP did you can then show her the txt agreement.

That IMHO makes you one of the dodgy MrB.

[sanchez]

Enquired about booking for tomorrow but told she was buggering off today. 

Maybe next time.

[Ali Katt]

I've seen this profile before. Tits look great, but I've never wanted to take the plunge.

[mrfishyfoo]

I've seen this profile before. Tits look great, but I've never wanted to take the plunge.

Yeah they were a nice pair albeit I reckon she's too petite/small for you.