LittleBlondie. - Nottingham

[gbyld87]

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£150 1hr

Met LittleBlondie in a small rented apartment in the city centre.  Booking was simple - she's very straightforward and chatty on text, no pretence or waffling.  I booked her for 1hr and requested 2 pops, which she was fine with 'as long as you don't take too long for the first one' - fair enough, challenge accepted.

Location was central, easy enough to get to, and directions were a bit drawn out but did the job.  Blondie herself was dressed in plain clothes but still looked hot - have to say she didn't have all the gloss and glamour of her profile photos and came across as much more 'next-door' and down-to-earth.  She was very chatty and friendly throughout.

She has a cracking body, very slim and pale with almost ridiculous fake tits which were a total fucking turn-on for me.  Whilst really warm and welcoming, there was little sensuality about it all - most of it felt like exactly what it was... a paid-for fuck.  That's not to say she didn't put in any effort or wasn't as accommodating as she could be, just that there wasn't much atmosphere about the whole thing really. 

We ended up skipping oral as she told me she wasn't that great at it (although more than happy to do it if i wanted).  Sex was actually really good, although she's really small and tight and unfortunately reluctant to take it all - she bailed out of doggy about 15 seconds in despite my best efforts to be gentle, so most of the action was me on top halfway in or her on top controlling it.  That said, we had two rounds and i came pretty quick both times.

She's a lovely down-to-earth girl, completely at odds with her somewhat pouty profile photos, and her body is fucking great, but the sex was so restrained and size-limited that i don't think i could drop another 150 notes on her. I'll still give her a weak positive as she got two pops out of me and i genuinely liked her, both physically and personality-wise.  If she could throw herself into it a bit more and be a bit more 'sexy' with it all, i'd be hooked.

[InMefan]

Was there any french kissing? Bit weird that she didn't really want to give a blowjob as she's not good at it should't be charging £150 an hour if she isn't half decent at doing that then.

[gbyld87]

Was there any french kissing? Bit weird that she didn't really want to give a blowjob as she's not good at it should't be charging £150 an hour if she isn't half decent at doing that then.

They were literally her words. I can't actually vouch for whether she was any good at a BJ or not - as i say, i decided to just skip it at that point! 

Kissing was nice actually, bit of tongue, soft and would have been the most sensual part of the booking, but i remember she seemed intent on wanking me off the whole time we were doing it so it kinda put me off a bit!

[Gplincs]

180 p/h in Lincoln...

[HailWood]

Thanks for the review as I know we have similar tastes. Does read a bit like a neutral to me though.

[demonic]

Reads very similar to the review I posted on her last year when she was in Leeds.

At least she is consistent in being under whelming

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

Still not got to see her sadly, looks very me, nut this has put me off a bit tbh.

[Mr Gray]

180 p/h in Lincoln...

This is her outcall price of course it’s going to be slightly higher ..

[Jaymes]

£150 for 30 min
No oral
No doggy
 

[gbyld87]

£150 for 30 min
No oral
No doggy
 

It was £150 for 60 mins.  I think she was advertising £100 for 30 when I saw her.

[mrfishyfoo]

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£150 1hr

Met LittleBlondie in a small rented apartment in the city centre.  Booking was simple - she's very straightforward and chatty on text, no pretence or waffling.  I booked her for 1hr and requested 2 pops, which she was fine with 'as long as you don't take too long for the first one' - fair enough, challenge accepted.

Location was central, easy enough to get to, and directions were a bit drawn out but did the job.  Blondie herself was dressed in plain clothes but still looked hot - have to say she didn't have all the gloss and glamour of her profile photos and came across as much more 'next-door' and down-to-earth.  She was very chatty and friendly throughout.

She has a cracking body, very slim and pale with almost ridiculous fake tits which were a total fucking turn-on for me.  Whilst really warm and welcoming, there was little sensuality about it all - most of it felt like exactly what it was... a paid-for fuck.  That's not to say she didn't put in any effort or wasn't as accommodating as she could be, just that there wasn't much atmosphere about the whole thing really. 

We ended up skipping oral as she told me she wasn't that great at it (although more than happy to do it if i wanted).  Sex was actually really good, although she's really small and tight and unfortunately reluctant to take it all - she bailed out of doggy about 15 seconds in despite my best efforts to be gentle, so most of the action was me on top halfway in or her on top controlling it.  That said, we had two rounds and i came pretty quick both times.

She's a lovely down-to-earth girl, completely at odds with her somewhat pouty profile photos, and her body is fucking great, but the sex was so restrained and size-limited that i don't think i could drop another 150 notes on her. I'll still give her a weak positive as she got two pops out of me and i genuinely liked her, both physically and personality-wise.  If she could throw herself into it a bit more and be a bit more 'sexy' with it all, i'd be hooked.

You must be blessed with a HUGE cock MrG. 

Reads like a ROM punt to me. 

Thanks for sharing fella. 

[Charliehutton]

You must be blessed with a HUGE cock MrG. 

Reads like a ROM punt to me. 

Thanks for sharing fella. 

Unless I'm misreading it, your post seems to have an unpleasant, sneering tone to it.

It didn't read to me as if he was trying to 'big himself up'. It seemed a perfectly fair, well balanced review to me.

[mrfishyfoo]

Unless I'm misreading it, your post seems to have an unpleasant, sneering tone to it.

It didn't read to me as if he was trying to 'big himself up'. It seemed a perfectly fair, well balanced review to me.

What makes you think that MrC ?? Have you got no sense of humour ??

I don't expect lasses that charge £150 per hour to cock dodge. 

That's a ROM trick. 

Either he's got a huge cock or she was avoiding sitting on it.   

[justalad]

What makes you think that MrC ?? Have you got no sense of humour ??

I don't expect lasses that charge £150 per hour to cock dodge. 

That's a ROM trick. 

Either he's got a huge cock or she was avoiding sitting on it.   

Nowt wrong with your post.  £150 and she dodged the cock = negative / neutral in my view.

[RogerBoner]

Thanks for an informative review and for conveying the mood in the room. I would have definitely let her attempt a bout of oral. It might bring out the devil in me and lead to some assertive cock thrusting to give her what for...

[gbyld87]

What makes you think that MrC ?? Have you got no sense of humour ??

I don't expect lasses that charge £150 per hour to cock dodge. 

That's a ROM trick. 

Either he's got a huge cock or she was avoiding sitting on it.   

I'm not gonna comment on the size of my cock either way!  What i will say is that i didn't get the vibe she was dodging in that way, and i've had it before so i know exactly what that shit is like.

i do get where you're coming from though, and a few other comments on here.  Thinking again, there are enough things that should have been better about this - i forget the money side of it sometimes, and you're right... for 150 notes i regularly get a LOT better service.  It's a fucking shame really as she is so petite and with those massive tits she's 100% my type.  I'll shift this to a Neutral as I concede to your point about the lack of services, although the ones i did get were pretty good.

[CoolTiger]

Review changed to Neutral per author's request.

[NervousJ]

An escort who claims not to be good at oral...

[rajpat12]

Would expect a better service at those prices

[Charliehutton]

What makes you think that MrC ?? Have you got no sense of humour ??

I don't expect lasses that charge £150 per hour to cock dodge. 

That's a ROM trick. 

Either he's got a huge cock or she was avoiding sitting on it.   

Fair enough, Mr F, and my apologies for misreading the tone of your post.

I must admit, I'm becoming ever more irritable these days, for some reason...

[Whore Master]

Fair enough, Mr F, and my apologies for misreading the tone of your post.

I must admit, I'm becoming ever more irritable these days, for some reason...

Charlie, we are all in the same fucking boat, mate!

Can't wait for normality just to see the grandkids!

[Pie Eater]

Im one of those dumb asses who puts attractiveness over service so I am still tempted even though I'm pretty certain I'll get a 5/10 service.

[mrfishyfoo]

Fair enough, Mr F, and my apologies for misreading the tone of your post.

I must admit, I'm becoming ever more irritable these days, for some reason...

I think we're all getting fed up MrC.

No harm done so all's good. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Im one of those dumb asses who puts attractiveness over service so I am still tempted even though I'm pretty certain I'll get a 5/10 service.

There's nowt wrong with punting stunners MrP and one thing that ain't in doubt is that this lass is a stunner.

Many of us punt stunners that there's no way we could pull on civvy street. It's a benifit  of paying them.

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

Noticed the OP has responded to the cock dodgin opinions and subsequently changed this to a grey, and I understand his reply/opinion!

But to me she also seems to have "cock dodged" in the sense of giving a blow job, her first review stated she was  good at it, but didnt do it for anywhere near long enough, yes a blowie is Subjective as we all like it a bit different, but she dodged it there to by doing it as briefly as possible, so imo she prob doesn't like giving them, but here for me she set the tone to get out of doin it, and suceeded regardless of whether or not she said "I'll do it if you want me to"

An escort that doesn't like /cant be arsed or simply cant give an half decent ish blowjob  some one could be in the wrong job/line of work.

Her prices are very sporadic, and very high for a newbie, 150, 160, 170, 180, 200 all since I first noticed her not long before Xmas,  imagine if you'd been daft enough to go visit her at 200 notes, and got the blow job speach!

I'm still slightly tempted as OP says nice lass and she looks fit to me despite bein called out for not being as glamorous as her AW suggests more than once, we will see! Still waint be seeing her mate hope, shes clearly wayyyyyy better than her 

[Thracian]

Rates have all disappeared from her profile now... must be reading the reviews of her somehow.

[Pie Eater]

There's nowt wrong with punting stunners MrP and one thing that ain't in doubt is that this lass is a stunner.

Many of us punt stunners that there's no way we could pull on civvy street. It's a benifit  of paying them.

Very good point Mr F 👍

[Chestboy1988]

Rates have all disappeared from her profile now... must be reading the reviews of her somehow.

I think she does this alot, i saw her advertised pre xmas in Nottingham when i was staying overnight, next day rates had gone, i thought it was a BS profile just to sell private gallery etc then post xmas back in area and her rates had returned