Although I wanted to try a punt since I was about 22, I was already in a LTR that went for another 4 years... And about 2 years beyond its use by date. About 3 months after we parted company, I was climbing the walls. so decided to visit a brothel, which, being in Australia, was legal. It took a while to research a discrete location at a suburb far enough away to not accidentally bump into someone. I drove about 1/2 hour late on a saturday night to a bog standard bungalow house, adjancent to larger factories on each side. Driving into the back garden, which was converted to a car park, I was already that nervous that as I turned to park the car, I scraped the side of the car on the edge of the house.
I walked around to the front door and rung the bell. I what seemed an eternity, the maid opened the front door, peered at me and decided I was not a threat before unlocking the security door and letting me in. I followed her to what was originally the living room of the house, now a waitign room. I still remember the faces of the other punters waiting there as girls came out and paraded their offerings. The girls eoudl return to the room behind the counter (presumaby the old kitchen). One block was at a sort of reception desk negotiation A level (called Greek in Aus) with another maid. Eventually, the girl he was interested in appeared and led him to a room.
The girls then started their parading with me.. Each one would come out, offer their hand, state their name (some with genuine smiles, others contrived) and quickly return to the room behind the reception desk. They were all dressed in lingerie, stockings/suspenders and heels. I was after a woman who was mature-ish and voluptuous (the anthithesis of my now ex). The second girl to come out hit the jackpot, but being entirely new to this, I decided to mentally note her name and let the parade continue. There were a couple fo other girls who were acceptable alternatives, but I really wanted that one.
Afther the parade of about 6 girls ended, I asked for the one I noted and the maid went in to get her. After what seemed an eternity, but must have been 5 minutes, the maid emerged and apologised but she had already been booked. I knoew she was BSing, but figured if this woman had apprehensions about me, it would be a crap punt anyway.
So, I went for second best... She had dark wavy hair, about shoulder length, a reasonably pretty face, ample rakc and hips, but not fat.. everything well proprotiomed, and frankly she was physcially my sort fo girl. She led me into a bedroom which was clean and well decorated. By now, my thu,ping heart was probably visisble and I was more nervous than I had ever felt before.
Off with my clothes, laid face down for a massage, which was perfucntory. Then she started breathing heavier so I could feel the warmth of her breath on my back as she rubbed those larger but firm mammaries on my back.. it was truly a sensual feeling and I think my erecting little fella jacked my arse off the bed, I was that aroused, my heart still pounding away.
She rolled me over, slipped on the condom and proceeded to give me a BJ.. I was glad to have OW, as it numbed the sensation a bit which meant I could last longer. She then motioned for me to move over, laid on her back, and intimated it was my turn. In I went, and after not too long, I popped. Suddenly the heart rate returned to some sense of normality, but I remember thinking that, actually, it was a very bland experience.. no real movement from her - literally she was acting if she were a life support system for a vagina.
I showered, dressed, pecked her on the cheek and was let out by the maid. I was careful not to scrape the car on the way out.. As I was driving home, I thought it wasn't bad, but what a waste of money. Then it dawned on me, we hadn't said a word the whole time!
I did go back a couple of weeks later as I felt it was the one I was least likely to be seen.. Still nervous, but managed not to scrape the car. Got a dfferent girl, and the experience was most positive.. Have punted in the US, Europe, Aus, and Blightly - Blighty still is the best place
