A long time admirer of UKP, and glad registration for new members was opened up. Until very recently, I'd not previously punted, but equipped with excellent intel from hours of UKP research, I have finally taken the plunge. For my first punt to test the waters, I decided to ease into things and play it safe, so I opted for a massage with extras as opposed to a full service provider.
External Link/Members OnlyIn addition to the fact this SP is well reviewed and has excellent ratings, VFM is also an extremely important factor to me, so Linda's price point of £60 for 1 hour and two pops really satisfied this criteria for me.
Comms - Excellent
I sent over an initial email explaining that I'd read over the AW profile and understood her "terms" and enquired about her availability for the following day. I was expecting an automated reply, as explained on the AW profile and by previous reviewers, and it was largely a copy and paste job reiterating her terms of service but also included her next day availability and phone number. After receiving the email with her phone number, unfortunately a combination of my schedule changing and being concerned with the COVID risk posed, I was not able to meet with her in the next few days before her last stated day of work (17/01/21) so I didn't bother to begin text communications. Nonetheless on the 18th after deciding that being almost completely isolated for the previous 10months, if Linda was still available, I'd go for it because I had a serious urge. I sent over a message to enquire as to whether her profile was up to date and if she had indeed finished up in London. She responded quickly and said it was good that I'd checked as she'd extended her stay until Monday. Score! A few messages exchanged and an appointment was set for the following day.
I sent over a text to confirm our appointment a few hours in advance, to which I received a swift reply confirmation.
Location
Postcode in hand I set off to the Bayswater location. My arrival time meant that parking was freely available at no cost. I text Linda upon arrival and the door number was provided, but with instruction not to approach the door and to instead call from the street. Initially I thought this was odd, but remember from reading some reviews that some SPs like to size up clients before decided whether to proceed, thankfully however this was not the case. I called from across the street and she asked me to enter through the basement entrance fire door. I went downstairs, alas the fire door was closed. Before I could call to say the door was closed, Linda was calling me. She apologised and gave me the passcode for the door entry system. Now for me, this wasn't really an issue at all because (a) it was quite late and no one else was around (b) it all happened very quickly, I wasn't dawdling around waiting and gained entry pretty swiftly. I only mention this as for some it could be an issue if visiting during busier times in the day.
In hindsight, entering this building through the basement firedoor would have been better as I noticed a security camera directly in the main entrance. Again, for me this wasn't a major issue as I had a face mask on and am pretty indifferent to such things, but I recognise others may not share the same view.
Linda opened the door to the apartment standing behind it. I hesitated at first until I heard a soft voice usher me in. From previous reviews I was expecting the tiniest of spaces, but actually for the purpose it was serving, it was more than sufficient.
The Girl and The Punt
Linda greeted me in her underwear, we exchanged pleasantries and she apologised again for the firedoor being locked. She also saw that I had a facemask on and asked if I would like to keep it on for the duration of our appointment and if I would like her to wear one too. I did for the obvious health concerns, and she kindly obliged. The face mask also served dual purpose and hid the previously mentioned dental issues.
There are a few pictures of Linda's body available on the AW page and the ones that tantraman also kindly posted, however I must say... They really don't do Linda justice. In my opinion, she has fantastic body. She has a small frame, I think it's smaller than the size 8 stated on the profile, lovely pert breasts with nice shaped nipples (not too small, not too big, but enough protrusion). There isn't much fat on her at all, and she's not gaunty like many women of that size can be. She does have quite a few moles across her body and for some this may be an issue, but this kind of thing doesn't bother me. Her body was tight as fuck and I was excited to get things going.
I was offered a shower, but I had one before I left, so I just used the toilet before getting down to business. The bathroom facility was clean, although I don't recall seeing any handwash, but instead a bar of soap.
Back into the room and I asked Linda if she would like to take care of the payment now or later and she said that she did not mind. I opted to deal with this first and popped the cash on the table, she had a quick glance over to see the amount and confirmed a 1 hour service. She asked me to get undressed and as I was doing so we discussed how I would like things to proceed and whether I would like one or two HJs. I opted for two and said that we could start with a little massage on the back to get things going. I have a lot of body hair and am concious that for some this can be a problem, so I mentioned to Linda that if she was uncomfortable with CC swipes, that was ok with me. She assured me that this was not a problem and that I probably wasn't the first hairy client she had massaged lol
Undressed, I laid on my front on the bed. The sheets looked clean, but there was some kind of throw laid on the bed, which also looked clean, but I don't suspect that this was changed or washed between clients. I could be wrong, but this was a hygiene concern for me. Nonetheless Linda proceeded to take off her bra, straddled me, oiled my back up (baby oil) and started a decent massage on my shoulders. She asked me if the pressure was ok and if any increase or decrease was required. I told her she could increase the pressure which she duly obliged. She varied a few techniques during this time and at first things were largely undertaken with not much conversation initiated by Linda but to check if the pressure was ok. This wasn't a problem for me as I'd rather just enjoy the services, but I know for some, an initiator of good conversation adds to the experience. I did initiate some conversation about her return to her native Hungary, where in Hungary she was from, if she would be returning etc and nothing in her response was awkward. Conversation warmed up a little as things proceeded and she asked me about my work in the gym.
Conscious of the time and not wanting to waste too much time on the body massage, I asked Linda to move down to my legs, which she did. She asked me to open my legs and the under-reaches were plentiful. I was ready to turn over and really get things started, so I told Linda this and she happily obliged.
I laid back and let Linda get to work as she gently oiled up the young gun. She also oiled up her pert little breasts for the ensuing titjob she was going to deliver. As she leant forward and arched her back she gently told me it was ok to touch her, I duly obliged and finally got to grips with her taught body. She switched between rubbing her body against me and my cock and gently masturbating me. It was at this point I realised two things. This was going to be gentle and that the edging wasn't quite what I was expecting. For some this may be wonderful, but I was going to require something a bit firmer and faster. Secondly I noticed that she had a plaster covering the entirety of her thumb/finger (I can't remember exactly which). It was a little off-putting but not the end of the world. The plaster was clean and expertly applied covering her thumb like a glove and not "manky"/dirty or anything.
Now to address the first point, I asked Linda to apply more pressure and increase the speed, which she actioned effectively. With a few variations in techniques, she switched between one handed service to two simultaneously with a few twists, and as I could feel an explosion nearing I asked her to continue increasing speed and pressure, which she again kindly and expertly obliged. I exploded and she started to slow a bit, but I asked her to continue which she did and as the pulsating simmered so did her movements and she gently finished up round one. After wet wiping everything clean nice and gently, Linda asked me what I would like to do next. At this point I really wanted to get to grips with her body. Knowing that she didn't offer full service, I asked if she would like a massage. This served as an opportunity for me warm her up a bit more for round two, give myself a short break, and also if taken up by her, I would get to indulge my desire to really feel and grope her enticing body. She said of course she would love a massage but that I really didn't have to, and that she could just massage me if I wanted. This was said not in a deterring manner, but more so as an expression of her willingness to please. I appreciated that and explained that I didn't mind, and would love to give her a massage. But before doing so I said I wanted to check the time. As I was checking the time I realised we were already 38 minutes in, but when I got up to check, Linda said that it was ok and that she had some time before the next appointment and we could proceed with whatever course of action I desired.
Conscious not to go over my allotted time and not to take the piss, but also not to cut myself short on round two for myself, I proceeded to oil Linda up and massage her full body, front and back. I was careful not to overstep the mark when approaching her pelvic region and at no point did she raised an issue with this. In fact when I had finished caressing her, she thanked me and said she was sorry that her massage was not as good as mine and that she would try some of my techniques lol. Perhaps she was indulging my ego, but I suspect not as I have taken a few massage courses over the years. So if any of you get the groin massage, you can thank me later!
Linda asked me if the temperature in the room was ok, I informed her it was a bit hot, so she shut the heating off.
Now for round two, she wanted to practice this new technique quickly and then we got pretty much straight to it. I enjoyed the gentle touches and the titjob again, but I was much quicker to direct the action to be firmer and faster. Again Linda obliged, and in doing so delivered a much better service for me here. I knew time was short but wasn't exactly sure because the clock was behind my field of view. As the session had progressed and Linda's willingness to please was apparent, I asked if I could finish standing up with her kneeling before me. She of course agreed and proceeded to position herself and then asked me if I wanted to cum on her tits. Having not seen this listed on the profile, I wasn't sure it was going to be an option, but given how the session progressed I felt comfortable enough that I would ask, but in the end I didn't need to as it was kindly offered! I asked Linda to lower herself so that she was sat on her heels, instructed her to increase firmness and speed, and before long I sprayed my load all over her neck and chest as she looked up at me with my cock still pulsating in her slowing grip. What a result!
She wet wiped us clean and offered me a shower. I of course wanted to take a shower, but was hesitant because of the time. Looking at the clock, we were already 10 minutes over. But Linda encouraged me to have a shower and reassured me the time was ok. I asked if she would like to join me in the shower, which she accepted as we could save time. Another first, showering with face masks
we both laughed as it was a first for us both. During the shower she offered to help me with my back and proceeded to soap me down, I also returned the favour. I was given a clean towel and offered some water, we dried and had a brief conversation as I dressed. I thanked Linda and left through the fire door leaving it ajar as requested.
Conclusion
Linda provided and excellent service throughout. Her communications were quick and concise, her massage was of a decent standard with good pressure and technique, and she was willing to please and took direction very well. She was welcoming and did not rush me at all despite our appointment overrunning by approximately 15 minutes. Her service represented, in my opinion, excellent VFM and when normality resumes in the UK, and Linda herself returns, I will definitely visit again. Based on services and all the little positives like no stress about paying before or after, the assisted shower, the cum on tits option, I would probably return before she departs on Monday, but given her increased traffic and the fact that room would be an absolutre breeding ground for the virus should an infected punter visit (due to the size, lack of fresh air circulation, and seemingly unchanged bed topping/pillow coverings) I will not risk it again. Although I would recommend a visit to Linda, I would recommend on awaiting her return. The service was fantastic, but in hindsight, it probably wasn't best to visit at this time. But I needed a release, and I certainly got that and I'm sure you will too!
A long review, but hopefully a useful and informative one. Any respectful suggestions for improvement are welcomed.
I have not attached any pictures as they are available through AW and through tantramans post!
Happy punting and stay safe everyone!
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