_ _ MYA _ _ & Lilla xxx - Kilburn

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A cold wet January day and I needed cheering up. One phone call again confirmed the address and time.

I called on arrival and was given the bell number, and in I went, the usual door upstairs slightly ajar …. I popped in and there they were, Mya and Lilla, two smiling well-built mature Hungarian ladies in minimal clothing in their warm studio apartment.

I handed over a bar of Green & Black 85% chocolate with the £120. I then indulged in one of the best value and relaxed uninhibited FFM experiences I could wish for. Kiss kiss, coat, hat, gloves off and undress, quick do on the very clean bog, wet wiped and off we go.

I lay down on the low large double bed on the right side. Mya patted the centre and moved to the left. I moved to the centre and Lilla lay down next to me, there I was, the jam in their sandwich. Mya snogged me with no inhibition, while Lilla fondled Mister Happy and began to suck him.

From then on it was a gentle romp and we were all tangled up. I was either mouth to mouth or mouth to nipple with one of them and the other sucked my hard carrot down below, but gently and at the same time I was fingering sometimes one of them. We all wriggled about. Then I got Lilla to sit on my facing forwards so I could bury my face into her enormous rear until I had to come up for breath. Mya then straddled my mouth while she faced the wall until we all collapsed in a heap

Vow Vow I said which I figured would be Hungarian for Woof Woof. Lilla got it and rubbered me carefully and kneeled up. I went behind her and jiggled Mister happy into the correct hole. He did not get right in, partly due to the rubber and partly the low bed and my knees not coping with the angle. All the while Mya looked after me, caressing between my legs from behind and/or snogging.

Lilla lay down and I attempted mish. But again on my knees, now aching, and the rubber, I could not cope. Mya snuggled up and snogged me mouth to mouth alternating with my mouth to her nipples. Lilla oiled Mister Happy and gave me a magnificently gently edged ending just like the real thing.

Rested, cleaned up, chatted and staggered out. Real fun and value for money. A new man emerged.

[RAJEC]

This looked familiar - you reviewed them both in December 

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yep
I liked them so much I went back for another stress-feee dose of FFM fun.

[RAJEC]

yep
I liked them so much I went back for another stress-feee dose of FFM fun.

Is there not a 6 month period between a recurring review? Unless the rating changes?

[Sunny]

Seems most of these mature ladies are limiting their services ie no kissing/owo/cim

Surprised both of them are still working tbh over 50+ size 14+ overweight women are most at risk

Do they get regularly tested for covid?

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Is there not a 6 month period between a recurring review? Unless the rating changes?

maybe?

excess of enthusiasm on my part!

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Seems most of these mature ladies are limiting their services ie no kissing/owo/cim

Surprised both of them are still working tbh over 50+ size 14+ overweight women are most at risk

Do they get regularly tested for covid?

no idea about their risks, kissing and owo was great, both at once with FFM!

I have had the virus last year and jab last week so I am less at risk with greater immunity. I am a Jabberwocky!

[Sunny]

They weren’t worried at all about the virus?

Maybe they don’t get many clients or only work with 2-3 clients a day?

[RAJEC]

maybe?

excess of enthusiasm on my part!

 

[treadmill1]

This sounds like a business promotion to me-

[Pupil2021]

Going by the pics maybe you should of held back on the chocolate....

[Kev40ish]

This sounds like a business promotion to me-

I doubt it..
Unless it’s for Green & Black 85% chocolate which the OP does tout 

[smiths]

Is there not a 6 month period between a recurring review? Unless the rating changes?

No that rule went some time ago, it now says touting may result in a ban but there isn't a set limit of how many reviews you can do on the same WG/s. In this case I give HP credit as a long standing member that his intention isn't touting.

[RAJEC]

No that rule went some time ago, it now says touting may result in a ban but there isn't a set limit of how many reviews you can do on the same WG/s. In this case I give HP credit as a long standing member that his intention isn't touting.

It wasn’t for fear of touting!

I was more concerned he may have lost his marbles 

He is to be fair, a top quality contributor 

[smiths]

It wasn’t for fear of touting!

I was more concerned he may have lost marbles 

He is to be fair, a top quality contributor 

Indeed, I thought he may of forgotten he had only just reviewed them. As to being top quality well that's a matter of opinion obviously.

[lillythesavage]

Going by the pics maybe you should of held back on the chocolate....

He is a feeder

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I am not sure what the last poster means about being a feeder? I contribute to UKP as well as feeding off the information.

The point about 85% chocolate is that it has very little sugar so is not fattening. Tesco and Sainsbuggers also make it but it does not taste as good and my corner shop sells the G&B. (And cherries in season).

I do not tout for ladies, I just share my pleasure and much more rarely my displeasure. Punting has to be fun and so does writing about it. Many years ago I was taught that if people are to enjoy reading what you write then you have to enjoy writing it; I have written loads of articles and a couple of books in my professional life.

Cheers
HP

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They weren’t worried at all about the virus?

Maybe they don’t get many clients or only work with 2-3 clients a day?

I don't know but if so, they did not SHARE their worries, they were intent on having fun with me and looking after me nicely.

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No that rule went some time ago, it now says touting may result in a ban but there isn't a set limit of how many reviews you can do on the same WG/s. In this case I give HP credit as a long standing member that his intention isn't touting.

Thank you Smiths for your kind remark.

[RAJEC]

Indeed, I thought he may of forgotten he had only just reviewed them. As to being top quality well that's a matter of opinion obviously.

Well I like to keep abreast of his notable work, to hopefully keep well clear 

[Sunny]

I have had the virus last year and jab last week so I am less at risk with greater immunity. I am a Jabberwocky!

You should have told them you had the virus last year and took the jab. They should know for their own safety

The vaccine takes a few weeks for it to have an effect, you aren't immune straight away

Recently a doctor from North Middlesex hospital died a week after taking the jab.

[Kev40ish]

Recently a doctor from North Middlesex hospital died a week after taking the jab.

Do you have a reference to this??? I haven’t heard about it!! I have searched for it and cannot find any details...

Or is this fake news???

[RAJEC]

You should have told them you had the virus last year and took the jab. They should know for their own safety

The vaccine takes a few weeks for it to have an effect, you aren't immune straight away

Recently a doctor from North Middlesex hospital died a week after taking the jab.

Good points but the last sentence is a bit of a sweeping statement... a small number of younger, healthier people have also died from covid. It doesn’t mean every younger healthier person will 

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You should have told them you had the virus last year and took the jab. They should know for their own safety

I did.
The rest of your response is off-topic and I do not require your advice.

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Do you have a reference to this??? I haven’t heard about it!! I have searched for it and cannot find any details...

Or is this fake news???

off topic

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Good points but the last sentence is a bit of a sweeping statement... a small number of younger, healthier people have also died from covid. It doesn’t mean every younger healthier person will 

off topic

[Xtro]

I am not sure what the last poster means about being a feeder? I contribute to UKP as well as feeding off the information.

I think he may be referring to this type of feeding     -
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Great review HP btw.   

[lillythesavage]

I think he may be referring to this type of feeding     -
Feed 2006 Movie Trailer - External Link/Members Only

Great review HP btw.   

You missed the point HP, I meant feeding the fat with more fat.

[JackTheStripper]

LillyTheSavage was just joking about you being a feeder.

A feeder is someone who constantly feeds their other half to fatten them up.

And since the girls are already rather portly, they don’t need any assistance on the feeding front.

I am not sure what the last poster means about being a feeder? I contribute to UKP as well as feeding off the information.

The point about 85% chocolate is that it has very little sugar so is not fattening. Tesco and Sainsbuggers also make it but it does not taste as good and my corner shop sells the G&B. (And cherries in season).

I do not tout for ladies, I just share my pleasure and much more rarely my displeasure. Punting has to be fun and so does writing about it. Many years ago I was taught that if people are to enjoy reading what you write then you have to enjoy writing it; I have written loads of articles and a couple of books in my professional life.

Cheers
HP

[puntingpumping1920]

I saw Mya in Greenwich/ Deptford four years ago (never reviewed)
 
Very UGLY
 
I had nightmares remembering that punt
 
One positive......is that I didn't have to shower and she still rimmed my hairy ass
 
Solid Provider

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You missed the point HP, I meant feeding the fat with more fat.

You missed the point LTS, this is very low sugar chocolate and is not fattening.

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I saw Mya in Greenwich/ Deptford four years ago (never reviewed)
Very UGLY
I had nightmares remembering that punt
One positive......is that I didn't have to shower and she still rimmed my hairy ass
Solid Provider

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.