External Link/Members OnlyDate of visit - just before Christmas: must have been around December 19th I recon
Location - They are based just over the road from the Darlington Theatre (was The Civic - now called the Hippodrome). Loads for parking available. I think there are at least 3 carparks within spitting distance and currently it's first two hours for free.
Not the first time I've been - this must be around the 4th or 5th. I always park at the multi-storey car park near Vue Cinema and then take a 10 minute walk over to the parlour.
I usually book an hour or two in advance but this time I was already in town so I fired off a txt asking if i could call in for a 1 hour 'all over body massage'. Got a reply within 5 minutes. Comms was good - a couple a txts back and forth and I wandered over.
On arrival you always have to ring the doorbell and wait to be let in. The longest I've waited is about 20 seconds, and the door is set into an alcove so you're not waiting in the middle of the pavement
Each time I've been it's a different girl but the standard has always been the same. The girl that let me in this time was friendly, mid 30's but it's difficult to tell because we were both masked up. She offers me some hand sanitiser before confirming the one hour appointment and price (£40). She then leads me out of reception to one of the rooms at the back. She takes the payment and asks me to strip and lay face down on the table. She's Chinese, about 5 ft 5 with blonde hair, not slim but far from chunky. She leaves for a couple of minutes to allow me to strip and I presume she's stashing the cash i just gave her.
She quickly returns and I'm butt naked face down on the table. She gives a little giggle, pats me on the bum and puts on some relaxing music. She asks is the temperature in the room is ok (it is). She then applies generous amounts of oil to may back (the oil has been warmed too which is nice - but I'm pretty sure it's just regular baby oil). She asks if I like a hard or gentle massage - I always opt for hard
She gets on doing her thing and it's pretty good. Little bit of chit chat here and there - mainly just to check I'm liking what she's doing. I kinda like to zone out so her level of comms was just right. I've had one that just talked and talked about nothing
Over the next 40/45 mins (difficult to judge time) she gives a good all over body massage and starts to get closer and closer to the old cock and balls - even running her fingers over my arse hole a few times. She then says 'you want sensual' - and I'm thinking - hell yeh. So she tells me to flip over.
This particular time the extra is not given a price but I just go with it. She does a good hand job and even fully strips off (leaving her mask on which was weird) and even encouraged me to let my hands wander. She tosses me off and within 10 or so minutes I'm spunking and she's making all the noises like she's never see this happen before. Afterwards she cleans me up and there's a little more friendly chat and an extra £20 is handed over
Would I go back? Yes. Like I said it's been a different girl each time and £60 here and there is a nice way to spend an hour
I should point out this is my first review after lurking for a while. Some constructive criticism would be welcome. Hope you guys find the info useful. Hopeful more reviews to come this year once World War Z comes to an end
