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Offline SirFrank

We should also get the red tops involved. They could then spend months bigging up England as world beaters blah blah only to turn on the English hookers as soon as they get fucked over (literally) on the penalty shoot out (again) to Albania.  At this point they'd also lose all interest in the tournament.

« Last Edit: May 05, 2014, 08:35:15 PM by SirFrank »
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I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.

I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.

 :lol: :D :lol:

Offline oldfart

I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.

Thats great mate, funny as fuck.

Offline SirFrank

Hahaha brilliant. Maybe also Gary Cuntbag Barlow could be behind the tournaments English song
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Hahaha brilliant. Maybe also Gary Cuntbag Barlow could be behind the tournaments English song

Billie Piper should dust off the mic

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Can someone clarify the punting offside rule?

Potting the brown instead of the pink, or getting the white in the eye or hair instead of the mouth...  :thumbsup:

Mangled metaphors for the win!

Offline Jerboa

Yeah I was thinking about this too, say punting with a lady from the country that won their match that day, think we'd be stumped to find a Japanese or Korean, or a Uruguan, the Spanish hooker will end up coming from Romania.

Offline akauya

I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.

Quality!  :thumbsup: :D
 

Right have been in discussion with the head of International Punters Federation Sepp (Fanny) Blatter.

It is agreed that this is the rule on Nationality, If the pro$$ie claims to be half english/iranian you can count her as iranian

If anyone is really up for this as a bit of fun then do say.

I did approach Panni about doing a sticker album for the World Cup of Punting but they seemed to think it didnt fit with there key demographic.

 

I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.
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Funny as fuck :D :thumbsup
« Last Edit: May 07, 2014, 07:18:52 PM by juan kassof »

Wouldn't mind group B myself just hope there's no penalties for handball

Online superchamp

Before you all get carried away with this has anyone checked to see if Viagra is on FIFA's list of banned performance enhancing substances?

Before you all get carried away with this has anyone checked to see if Viagra is on FIFA's list of banned performance enhancing substances?

Its fine if its good enough for Pele its good enough for the punting world cup

I should have thought of approaching a few viagra websites for sponsorship

Offline Vinblanc

Not a footie fan, but this sounds like a right laugh! I'm game!

Curious6705

Can't help thinking it might be easier come the Euros in a couple of years - if a certain harpy hasn't got back in power and made it illegal by then.

Yes it could be argued that Euro's would be a lot easier.

I did think of doing one next year for the Rugby World Cup but I was thinking it might be hard to Samoa(ian) Hooker

But I do like a challenge



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Yes it could be argued that Euro's would be a lot easier.

I did think of doing one next year for the Rugby World Cup but I was thinking it might be hard to Samoa(ian) Hooker

But I do like a challenge

Be careful what you wish for, the average Tongan is about 300lbs and while Romania may not have qualified for Brazil, their rugby team may make it next year...
« Last Edit: May 08, 2014, 11:51:10 PM by LanceVance »

Offline Daffodil

I don't know if this has been suggested, but how about we do a sweepstake for people interested. Put our names into the hat and then get drawn a country. Before the world cup is out we have to punt a prossie from that country and post a review  :music:

Daff

Seems a decent idea if we get enough people interested. I dont mind sorting it. If its simpler than picking a group and getting really stuck in !


Offline Daffodil

Daff

Seems a decent idea if we get enough people interested. I dont mind sorting it. If its simpler than picking a group and getting really stuck in !

Do it. If there's only a limited number of entrees then do groups. Moreso could do countries.

It's fun and a good thread whatever.

As World Cup Fever starts to build I thought I would see if anyone is still interested

If we get 8 entrants then everyone gets a group
16 entrants then everyone gets two teams so to speak
32 entrants and we do a sweepstake and each person gets a team

On a side note

11/5 with Corals for England to get 5 or 6 points looks decent. As does the 4/1 about Sturridge to be top English Goal Scorer and the 25/1 each way about Fred for the Golden Boot looks good too.

Offline willbred

Can someone clarify the punting offside rule?

Wouldn't know where to start...hasn't it got something to do with "interfering with play"??...or is that what you might get in an MMF punt   :hi:
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