Hi - glad to be able to have registered recently. I thought I'd throw a review in there although unfortunately it isn't positive. I have been stuck overseas due to Covid and only recently managed to back home, so most of my reviews are not recent.
This was back in December, a work appointment had fallen through so I had some free time.
Comms:
Exchange by Text and a quick reply agreed the time that was convenient.
Venue:
Parked in a public car park, I was a bit early so had a wander around, wooly hat and face mask hid my identity from the traffic on the busy road. Buzzed and was let in. The place is a little rundown. I needed to use the toilet and there was slow running water to wash my hands and it was a bit run down. But I was committed at this point. The room was warm but smelt a bit stale and not appealing. There was a load of building work going on next door and the sound of drilling and banging was really off-putting. The SP then put on some awful Chinese music, which she couldn’t decide on and kept changing.
Girl and Service
She was shortish, slightly chubby, English was poor. I couldn’t see if she was good looking due to the mask, I would guess she was early 40’s (don’t know if she was Thai or Chinese) Dressed in a leggings with a skirt of the top. Not overly appealing. The massage was with Baby Oil and not really appealing. It was uneven and bizarre, what she did on my left side she didn’t repeat on my right side. She also had a go with some hot stones and seem to lose her way with them and they were abandoned. Standard CC etc, she also got on my back and was flapping around, this was not relaxing at all and I was just counting down the clock. When the turn came she asked me if I wanted a B2B, which I declined and went for the HE for £20. I really should have walked at this point but I thought I might as well carry on. HJ was boring and mechanical and she didn’t even finish me off properly. Right at the end the door went and she to answer it, leaving me lying in my own juices and naked
…I just jumped up and wiped myself down with towels and quickly started to get dressed as I didn’t know who had just arrived. She then came back and started rubbing herself up against me and saying I was a sexy man and asked why I was leaving. I quickly left and there were 2 guys waiting in reception and I shot past them and back to the car. I was smelling of baby oil and having to head home like this as no shower was available. Got back to the car and realised my works phone had fallen out of my pocket in the massage room.
Rang it and no answer so headed back, explained to her what happened and I was brought into the room where the punter after me was lying bollock naked
….luckily found the phone and got the hell out of there. That is the first time after a HE massage that I did not feel relaxed and needed a wank.
Overall:
Really Poor, think I paid £40 for the hour and it wasn’t an hour, which to be honest I was just happy to get out of there. I'm sure there must be other's local better than this.
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