Coco Vanilla - Camberwell

[crafty_jlack]

Coco Vanilla

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Comms: The meet was scheduled via texts, asked for address and said I would text when I am near
Lives in an apartment block in camberwell


Girl: 5’3
Body as advertised
C cup breast
Nigerian born girl with accent

Before sex:
Rang door bell, she let me in
The state of her accommodation was like a crackhouse
the house stunk of weed
No heating and shit all over the floor
Wanted to leave but my dick said otherwise
Got to the bedroom and it was a mattress on the floor with clothes everywhere and broken shit

Sex:
This is where it gets weird
She put a condom on my dick then she stretched the top part of it and wrapped it around … I was like wtf at this point
Then she took a tissue and started to wipe the condom
the blowjob was alright she did use spit but the crackhouse and her rough look was putting me off (probably on something that starts with a H and involves needles)
Did her in cowgirl and her breast was covered.. took them out and started sucking on them
She started to moan but the whole experience was awkward
Finished off in doggy with 15 minutes left… couldn’t be bothered to even ask for half or stay for a massage
Just wanted to leave
She didn’t know what she was doing at all, said she moved from Nigeria to London a year ago.

Overall:
Body- as advertised
Sex- 1/10
Return - nope, a waste of £100

I would include the review of the other girl but it was the same thing. When I went to her flat I got those same crackhead vibes and just said I’d forgotten my wallet in the car and never returned.

[crafty_jlack]

fixed

[last_days_of_logan]

Coco Vanilla

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Comms: The meet was scheduled via texts, asked for address and said I would text when I am near
Lives in an apartment block in camberwell


Girl: 5’3
Body as advertised
C cup breast
Nigerian born girl with accent

Before sex:
Rang door bell, she let me in
The state of her accommodation was like a crackhouse
the house stunk of weed
No heating and shit all over the floor
Wanted to leave but my dick said otherwise
Got to the bedroom and it was a mattress on the floor with clothes everywhere and broken shit

Sex:
This is where it gets weird
She put a condom on my dick then she stretched the top part of it and wrapped it around … I was like wtf at this point
Then she took a tissue and started to wipe the condom
the blowjob was alright she did use spit but the crackhouse and her rough look was putting me off (probably on something that starts with a H and involves needles)
Did her in cowgirl and her breast was covered.. took them out and started sucking on them
She started to moan but the whole experience was awkward
Finished off in doggy with 15 minutes left… couldn’t be bothered to even ask for half or stay for a massage
Just wanted to leave
She didn’t know what she was doing at all, said she moved from Nigeria to London a year ago.

Overall:
Body- as advertised
Sex- 1/10
Return - nope, a waste of £100

I would include the review of the other girl but it was the same thing. When I went to her flat I got those same crackhead vibes and just said I’d forgotten my wallet in the car and never returned.

Thanks for the review mate
Between her and her friend, who had the bigger ass? and who was 'prettier'?
I know you didnt like the sex but was going hard in doggy on offer?

having said all that, i am worried that as she arrived in the country a year ago, with the state of the flat... what he motivation might be for this job

[last_days_of_logan]

wait WTF.....

No heating??!! Man that really does worry me why she is there.

[Dopedj]

Lol .. she did what to the condom? Maybe Thts how condoms are used in Nigeria. 

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @ crafty_jlack

I totally get that she looks thic based on pics however on arrival with what you was presented with I am amazed you went through with the punt. Stiff Dick or not this is the equivalent in footy terms of a stonewall pen not given by a dodgy ref.

This punt was always gonna end in tears.

Trust lesson learned mate.

[Discoballs]

You must have seriously  wanted to bust a nut . I wouldn't have even got to the mattress.  Sounds rank .

[Jerk Chicken]

You must have seriously  wanted to bust a nut . I wouldn't have even got to the mattress.  Sounds rank .

 

[StiffChocolate91]

Coco Vanilla

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Comms: The meet was scheduled via texts, asked for address and said I would text when I am near
Lives in an apartment block in camberwell


Girl: 5’3
Body as advertised
C cup breast
Nigerian born girl with accent

Before sex:
Rang door bell, she let me in
The state of her accommodation was like a crackhouse
the house stunk of weed
No heating and shit all over the floor
Wanted to leave but my dick said otherwise
Got to the bedroom and it was a mattress on the floor with clothes everywhere and broken shit

Sex:
This is where it gets weird
She put a condom on my dick then she stretched the top part of it and wrapped it around … I was like wtf at this point
Then she took a tissue and started to wipe the condom
the blowjob was alright she did use spit but the crackhouse and her rough look was putting me off (probably on something that starts with a H and involves needles)
Did her in cowgirl and her breast was covered.. took them out and started sucking on them
She started to moan but the whole experience was awkward
Finished off in doggy with 15 minutes left… couldn’t be bothered to even ask for half or stay for a massage
Just wanted to leave
She didn’t know what she was doing at all, said she moved from Nigeria to London a year ago.

Overall:
Body- as advertised
Sex- 1/10
Return - nope, a waste of £100

I would include the review of the other girl but it was the same thing. When I went to her flat I got those same crackhead vibes and just said I’d forgotten my wallet in the car and never returned.

I concur with this review - I was tempted to walk after seeing the state of the apartment.

I stalled on paying cos I didn't like her attitude initially and ended up walking cos she just seemed out of it. Caught a glimpse of her ass though and she looked thick for sure.

[Payyourwaymate]

She might have been a victim of trafficking. I remember on the news there was a nigerian woman that got caught years ago for trafficking many girls to be WGs. Not really relevant to the review but african girls can get trafficked aswell.  She does not sound like she came to the UK to sell herself to her best potential, especially with what you described. Seems a bit odd, the whole set up...also no heating. Lots of red flags to be honest, something is off, may not be trafficking but something is deffo odd.

[last_days_of_logan]

She might have been a victim of trafficking. I remember on the news there was a nigerian woman that got caught years ago for trafficking many girls to be WGs. Not really relevant to the review but african girls can get trafficked aswell.  She does not sound like she came to the UK to sell herself to her best potential, especially with what you described. Seems a bit odd, the whole set up...also no heating. Lots of red flags to be honest, something is off, may not be trafficking but something is deffo odd.

this.^

What my brother just said. It does sound like a person that doesnt want to be there.

The trafficking thing is big in nigeria...but a lot of the girls go to Italy and spain (no idea why there)

There are various ways of coercing girls to do this, one of which is through the threat of black magic being cast against them...(of course violence and threats etc are used). There was an expose in this country with one of those daredevil documentary guys ..cant remember his name

[oversexed]

Lol .. she did what to the condom? Maybe Thts how condoms are used in Nigeria. 

It's a way of detecting that the condom is still on.

tie a knot at the end so that she always feel it

[Dopedj]

It's a way of detecting that the condom is still on.

tie a knot at the end so that she always feel it

😂WHAT??!!
I’m sure the manufacturers of condoms worldwide will find tht ridiculous.

[crafty_jlack]

Thanks for the review mate
Between her and her friend, who had the bigger ass? and who was 'prettier'?
I know you didnt like the sex but was going hard in doggy on offer?

having said all that, i am worried that as she arrived in the country a year ago, with the state of the flat... what he motivation might be for this job

Coco was better looknig, but I didn't get to see the other girls bum.

[crafty_jlack]

Thanks for the review @ crafty_jlack

I totally get that she looks thic based on pics however on arrival with what you was presented with I am amazed you went through with the punt. Stiff Dick or not this is the equivalent in footy terms of a stonewall pen not given by a dodgy ref.

This punt was always gonna end in tears.

Trust lesson learned mate.

If only i trusted my instincts

[crafty_jlack]

I concur with this review - I was tempted to walk after seeing the state of the apartment.

I stalled on paying cos I didn't like her attitude initially and ended up walking cos she just seemed out of it. Caught a glimpse of her ass though and she looked thick for sure.

I should've taken a similar approach. The punt was doomed from the beginning.

[crafty_jlack]

It's a way of detecting that the condom is still on.

tie a knot at the end so that she always feel it

Well that's a fucked way to do things 

[oversexed]

Well that's a fucked way to do things 

It is indeed

[robgbo123]

Same girl, now back as Jael  External Link/Members Only

Mannn, she thick af! And she can tweerrrkkk. But these reviews are so off putting 

[last_days_of_logan]

Same girl, now back as Jael  External Link/Members Only

Mannn, she thick af! And she can tweerrrkkk. But these reviews are so off putting 

TOFTT?

[finn5555]

Same girl, now back as Jael  External Link/Members Only

Mannn, she thick af! And she can tweerrrkkk. But these reviews are so off putting 

Flabby 

[last_days_of_logan]

Flabby 

LOL

flabby?

[Payyourwaymate]

Flabby 

She's not flabby.

Here's are examples of flabby.

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[finn5555]

She's not flabby.

Her thighs are like jelly 

[robgbo123]

TOFTT?

Not after this negative review lol but that ass looks glorious. But I think her accent and the cold will put me off

[last_days_of_logan]

Her thighs are like jelly 

Aaaahhh i see now...
This is actually good news. Saying stuff like that kind of highlights what kind of ass / body person you are

essentially if you were to say "Great ass", i'll know its most probably not to my taste and PYWM's taste as well. Sometimes it is hard to separate good ass versus someone else's good ass comment. cause you turn up and the ass isnt all that

for the record, to me her ass is phat, and thick and jiggles....just the way i like it

[last_days_of_logan]

Not after this negative review lol but that ass looks glorious. But I think her accent and the cold will put me off

Am getting curious...but the crack den feel and the lack of heating says something sinister

[oversexed]

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[oversexed]

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[Dopedj]

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Nice ass 🤦🏼‍♂️Tho