Fairly recently visited this one...
Comms were decent all done via text (this got my hopes that the massage and service would be good, how wrong was I!!)
Agreed 55 for 60 min massage and HE.
Arrived onto a resi street (not exactly discreet) and was stood waiting couple mins.
Usual behind the door, once I'm inside presented (sarcasm) is an old thai wifey aged around 50+ in bloody pyjama and T shirt.
Very abruptly she's like shut door, come upstairs.
I should of at this point ran in the opposite direction... But I thought I'm here now, even if the massage is half decent it'll do.
Go upstairs, house is messy and the room has a bed (no table) and a firm as fuck mattress.
Points to bed and says clothes off
I'm like where you from? She reply Thailand, NOT EAT. (I think north east
)
Anyway paid and laid down.
Things go from bad to worse
Out comes the baby oil, her phone with some BS documentary she's watching and the worst massage I've had.
It goes from light motionless movements to all of a sudden full on big fat wifey on my back with all her might. No reach around and more interest in the video..
Her bloody phone rings half way through and she answers!! What a joke
Eventually
Get to end, turn over
Grabs my legs, spreads them.
Slaps baby oil on and fucking hammers away..
Throws some baby wipes towards my head and continues go watch her shitty documentary.
I'm like can I use the toilet? She looks up and points.
Safe to say I grabbed my stuff and got the hell out as quick as I could.
No idea what her name was, I didn't dare ask..
Overall,
Good comms.
Abysmal everything else.
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