This is without doubt the worst punt I have ever had so bear with me on this one.
External Link/Members OnlyLocation - City Centre near Marshal College
Price - £90 for the hour
Comms - No issues
Time of punt - November 2020
I’d seen englishrachel’s profile a few times on AW and on VS, the pictures at the time included big tits, a big arse (which I like but I know isn’t for some) and the milfy vibes were strong which I quite fancied. I’d seen no reviews on her so I TOFFT in this case.
I organised the punt via text and was given the address with no issues. Arrived 5 minutes beforehand, texted and called Rachel with no success, eventual got in and the building was like Piccadilly Circus, people in and out and hanging about on the stairs. First warning sign.
After climbing the stairs (two flights) I knocked on the door and the Green giant wearing a onesie answered. She is very tall and had made no effort whatsoever in her choice of seductive clothing, unless you’re into bedtime. Second warning.
Yes, I should’ve walked, but the horn was strong and the beacons in my balls had been lit.
So into the flat, paperwork handed over, shower had, she pissed about for 5/10 minutes and whilst I was drying myself she asked if I wanted to pay for a second girl to join. I said no. She said “tough she’ll join anyways”. Third warning but too late at this point to bail.
So here I am lying on the bed with a blonde and a red head - not bad you may think, however it was like sharing a bed with Jasper and Horace from 101 Dalmatians.
Blonde (Rachel aka Jasper) - Big Tits, big arse, 4/10 face (no makeup)
Red head (Horace) - Decent tits, skinny arse, 3/10 face (no makeup)
Services:
1st Pop
Blonde - OW nothing special, bagged up and got me going, didn’t take much to be fair then onto Reverse cowgirl and rode until I filled the bag
Redhead - Sat on my face whilst Blondie did her thing, tasted fine, no complaints, she seemed to enjoy herself or pretended to
2nd pop
Blondie was knackered and openly said she couldn’t do anymore - honestly folks this bird was atrociously bad at her job. Her idea of trying to get me hard was flapping my chode around whilst lying on the bed like Jabba the slut.
Redhead took over, OW, played with the balls, took the bag off and HJ to finish.
Two pops and 30 minutes gone. I’d had my fill and couldn’t wait to get out. Long review I know, but to summarise englishrachelxx is as much use as a chocolate teapot. AVOID
