External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyNew to the forum, and as you can probably tell from my user name I joined for a reason. Never actually planned to sign up but after this experience felt like I had a duty to share seen as a lot of people make an effort to contribute a lot of very useful information for each other's benefit.
1 hour incall inc owo - £100
TL;DRInitially bad communications but they improved once booking was arranged. Double booked my slot and had me waiting for previous punter to finish. Service was actually quite good, while it lasted. Cut me 20 minutes short after I had cum once. Epic row followed
CommsLike some other reviews have mentioned Honey can be quite hard to get hold of. I had booked for 9pm the day before. I tried to ring and text before setting off but couldn't get in touch so cut my loses and didn't attend seen as initial communication was sketchy. Honey got in touch the next day apologising profusely and we rearranged for 9pm again. Once I had booked for the second time comms improved. Possibly also because she was set to
available today this time.
LocationClippers Quay Salford in a tall apartment block just on Trafford road. Double security doors round the side and then elevator up to 8th floor. Modernish apartment with en suite to the bedroom. Reasonably clean but nothing special.
LooksSo considering she was advertising for £100p/h it was obvious that her AW profile pics weren't her. I saw her pic on WhatsApp and my suspicions were confirmed. Whilst not classically beautiful I liked her brunette bimbo look which made me think she'd be a proper dirty shag so I decided to book.
In person I actually had to do a double take as initially I didn't think it was the same girl. Facially not as nice as the pic but still shaggable. Honey has definitely put on some weight. She's probably more like a size 14 maybe 16 with a belly. Also her lip injections have worn off. Probably not possible to get them done considering lockdown. On the positive side her boobs are huge and she was dressed in a bright red 2 piece lingerie with red lippy to match as well as long thick hair and nails done.
The puntWhen agreeing the booking earlier in the day Honey said to ring before I set off to confirm I was definitely coming. I rang but I couldn't get through so I assumed she was letting me down again like the previous night. She got back to me about 20 mins later saying that she could still do the booking so I informed her I'd probably be a bit late which was fine. I arrived at the postcode and rang Honey only to be told she had another punter who was just finishing up and she'd ring me once he was done. This should have been my first big warning sign but we all know how these things go when you're thinking with your dick. 15 mins later and no call so I rang her again. She said that she was really sorry for the delay and she thought the punter would have left by now but he wanted his full 30 minutes and was just sat there waiting. In my head I thought well yeah he's paid for it now so he should get his full 30 if he wants it and I decided I'd walk. 2 minutes later she rang back saying he'd finally left.
So as you can probably predict like an idiot I thought I've waited this long already I may as well carry on with the booking even though it's now 9.40. I got up to the flat and was greeted by Honey. Like I said didn't look as good as I was expecting but she was dressed very sexy and was very friendly and welcoming. She apologised for the mix up with the previous punter saying her friend was managing the bookings and shouted into the other room to call her useless (all part of the illusion). To reassure myself that I wouldn't get mugged off like the last guy we agreed I could cum 2 times and she set an hour timer on her phone. Also she said no FK because of covid and be gentle with her boobs as they're quite sensitive. Paperwork done.
Honey offered me a glass of lemon water and was on the wine herself. Off with the clothes and on to the bed we started with a massage. Honey had some oil with no fragrance which I opted for. The massage was nice though nothing special but accompanied with her seductive one liners and general flirty nature I was quickly forgetting the chore it had been to get to this point in the first place.
Some of the things she was coming out with were a bit ignorant but nothing overtly racist like one of the negative reviews had mentioned. She told me that she had a toy boy sugar daddy in his early 20s who was paying for her range rover sport and that she had a couple of properties. All this sounded a bit farfetched but who cares its just a punt. Even though I knew the AW profile pics weren't her I asked why she didn't have the tattoo on her left had to see if she'd come clean. She told me that she'd had it removed and then started telling me about a few other removals she'd had. I don't have any tats so I don't know how simple it is but it definitely sounded like BS. She also mentioned she that was single and wanted kids one day and that she had two bulldogs Harry the ginger one and Charles because he's white like cocaine (these detail will come back again).
Moving on from the massage Honey started giving me owo which was pretty decent although I was slightly disappointed she didn't have the trout lips any more. She took off her bra and wow those things are big. I had a good play with them. I got a bit carried away and she had to remind me that they were sensitive. At this point we were probably 20-25 mins into the booking. I wouldn't have said she had been wasting time just that she was quite chatting and flirty and I hadn't been giving much direction. In between spells of owo she would climb on top of me and start grinding on my member and cuddling and kissing on the neck. It was definitely feeling like a GFE type punt which I really enjoy.
We then switched places and I started going down on her. Her pussy was nice and clean and fairly moist. A bit of finger action and a lot of tongue and Honey climaxed, although this could have been performance like many things turned out to be. She then hinted that she wanted me inside her and looked to the side table for the rubber. She had a quick look and couldn't find one and began accusing me of hiding it. I couldn't tell if she was winding me up but she left the room to grab another and we proceeded. We only went missionary but I gave it a good pounding. Her pussy felt noticeably warm which was nice and definitely helped me along the way. After I came we cuddled for a minute or two and then I rolled over.
This is when things went from surprisingly good to probably the worst experience I've had. Honey started saying she was going to have a shower now and asked if I'd rather go first. I was a bit confused as I'd only cum once and her alarm hadn't gone yet. I asked the time and she checked her phone and said it was 10.30. I got up from the bed and checked my phone and it was 10.20. I showed her a text proving I had arrived at the door at 9.42 so I should still have another 20 minutes. Honey's personality completely switched. She said she wasn't bothered and was going to have a shower and if I wanted to stay for the remaining time I'm welcome to sit on the bed and wait. Just like her previous punter I had been swindled. There was no point in sticking around so I hopped in the en suite shower. Honey then came in and accosted me in the bathroom. Clearly she wanted to be in the right for cutting the punt short so she started accusing me of giving her covid because I was kissing her neck when she was cuddling me which at the time she appeared to be enjoying.
We argued a bit and I told her to "shut the f*ck up I'm leaving now any way". Big mistake!! She left the bathroom then came back again to tell me she'd thrown my shoes out the window. At this point I lost it a bit. I put my clothes on and started storming around her flat searching for my shoes. I was worried she hadn't actually thrown them out however if I left the flat I wouldn't be able to get back in again. At this point she was on the phone to her "boyfriend that she's got kids with" and said that he was already at the lobby. I went in to the kitchen/living room and came across Charles a fat lazy looking white bulldog. People do say dogs look like their owners. I looked in the main bathroom to find Harry other bulldog eating from his bowl. I also went into the other bedroom to look. Throughout all this I never came across her friend that was supposedly working with her and I had covered the whole flat. I kept demanding to know where my shoes were and she said she's thrown them off the balcony so I had a look and could see something that resembled shoes 8 floors down. I decided to take my chances and left bare footed. Fortunately after wondering around outside for a couple minutes in the freezing cold I found my shoes. I didn't come across the boyfriend I doubt he was actually there no idea how he could have arrived so quickly.
Would I see again?OF COURSE NOT! All in all it was a mental night. Had she not tried to short change me I would have definitely said a positive and forgiven the poor comms and double booking. She does know how to act and make you feel good when she wants to and gives a good GFE service when in the mood. Perhaps I just caught her on a bad night as she does have a lot of positive feedback and several positive reviews. I think because of all the positive reviews I didn't bother to read the negative ones until this morning. I guess my take away from this is read ALL the review available before you make up your mind. I definitely learned the hard way and would have saved myself some trouble.
Topic: I am Honey - Manchester (Read 7932 times)