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External Link/Members OnlyFirst time post and glad to be able to contribute at last as membership was closed when I first found the site but many thanks to all who have posted reviews who have saved me wasting my time/money on WGs who don’t provide the service advertised. Hope this review meets readers’ expectations and welcome any advice on improvements from more experienced authors.
This was an early evening, short notice punt between Lockdowns 2 & 3 which would not have happened if I had bothered to check on UKP as I now see she has only to reviews (in 2018) and both negative.
I took a chance on Laura as nobody else within walking distance of both hotel and pub was available and I had raging post-lockdown horn so reckoned even a pump and dump would be better than another wank.
The Price£80 for 30 minutes
The CommsArranged by text, quick responses and accurate directions. Immediate response to text with address/buzzer details on arrival at appointment time.
The LocationEast Acton near Acton Park. No idea about parking as I walked from hotel but her flat is on busy main road so guess it may take a while to find a space in side streets.
Buzzed in straight away to grotty stairwell leading to equally grotty first floor flat door. The flat’s hall was not much better although at least some effort has been made to make bedroom decent with reasonable furnishing, comfy bed with clean covers but it’s obvious this is just her working flat and not her home.
The WGPhotos are a reasonable representation of Laura’s physique but perhaps a few years old as nearer size 12 than 10 and much bigger tits than I was expecting. I thought she had a pretty face and she has a nice smile but would guess she is closer to 40 than the claimed 31.
I can’t remember what she was wearing but whatever it was it was ok and suited her.
Good English spoken and has obviously lived in UK for some time.
The PuntShower was offered and declined (as did so before leaving hotel), glass of water offered and accepted then quickly helped each other get our kit off while snogging and groping beside bed. It wasn’t full on DFK but still better than many and the tongue action got more enthusiastic as the session went on.
Onto the bed and had a play and suck on her big tits which to be fair were in reasonable nick but got bored of that pretty quickly (much prefer smaller ones) then moved down for a taste of her pussy which was clean, fresh and free of stubble. She got fairly wet and although her pretend orgasm wasn’t the most convincing it was better than silence or OTT moaning.
Swapped over and enjoyed good OWO with some decent eye contact, no deep throat or ball licking but that’s not really an issue for me and had to ask her to stop after a few minutes as I was in danger of cumming too soon so on with condom for some energetic cowgirl from her until she got knackered and swapped round for some even more enthusiastic mish where I was enjoying myself too much to be arsed trying any other positions so finished in the bag.
Bit of a cuddle and chat while getting breath back before she helped clean me up and offered a shower which I accepted this time but wish I hadn’t. Bathroom is as clapped out as the rest of the building but was at least bath seemed clean and had plenty hot water, shower gel etc.
Things took a turn for the worse as I was getting dried when the door burst open behind me and a male voice said “sorry mate” before closing the door again quickly. Just about shat myself thinking a pimp was about to beat me up!
Got dressed again in record time and returned to bedroom where Laura apologised and explained that her friend had an appointment she hadn’t known about. I had no idea there was another WG in the flat or I would have locked bathroom door and was initially a bit pissed off but had a chortle later as her punter must have had a cracking view of my fat arse as I was bending over to dry my legs … poor bastard!
The SummaryCould have been a positive if flat was in better nick and without mooning another punter in the bog as I found Laura good looking, friendly and she was a good shag way above expectations with no obvious clock watching.
Would probably return when back in area.