Curvy From Paradise - Edgware Road - ENORMOUS tits!!!

[secret.hombre]

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Curvy From Paradise, is from Spain, not paradise. Her English is ok, just about enough for a basic chat. She charged £80 for 30mins - didn't seem to want to rush things. She seemed to be naturally friendly and welcoming when she answered the door, there wasn't that cold stand-offish vibe you sometimes pick up on. I would guess she is between 29 and 33 years old.

But really, there is only to say about this lady is that HER BREASTS ARE GIGANTIC, so if that's your thing, then I would highly recommend! Normally tits on this scale would mean a really, really overweight lady; now obviously this lady is on the larger side, but she really isn't that large. I think she may have lost a bit of weight since her pics on AW were taken. Nowhere on her body was her skin saggy, it all seemed to curve and wrap her figure nicely.

After a quick suck, she did as she was told, she bent over (standing facing the mirror) and presented her bum to me. After she quickly applied some lube I penetrated her and began somewhat lightly pounding her. At first she made annoying fake noises, but I asked her to not do this so she stopped. I wanted the mirror so I could get a good look at her tits swinging around as a was doing her. At one point she tried to cradle them as they were so heavy they were probably making her uncomfortable, but I didn't allow this and grabbed both her wrists and held them by her side and pounded her harder. We then moved to the bed, with her on her back and legs in the air. I sucked on her tits whilst I finished the job of pounding her with her legs behind my head. Again, her tits were all over the place, she tried to hold them down, but she couldn't keep hold of both at once due to size. They were so big that they fell off her chest and slipped under her back whilst I was doing her. Watching her hapless attempts was pretty funny, and she saw the funny side too!

I noticed she wasn't wearing a bra when I answered the door and also didn't put one on to let me out. I would guess that this is because it's too much effort to strap them in when boobs are that big. Better to just let them hang all day. 

Aside from her giant (and I cannot emphasise this enough) pair of udders (possible macromastia?), everything else about this lady is average. She's neither pretty nor ugly. But if huge tits is your thing, this lady should be on your 'to see' list. So the reason this review gets a positive is because those boobs are just so much fun!

[Random poster]

Lol. You've made my day.

So basically you punished a woman for having big boobs as per the sketch with David Brent and gareth in the office, not rewarded or treated equal....

[secret.hombre]

Lol. You've made my day.

 

[weirdintrusion]

  thanks for the review added to the hotlist

[sparkus]

Her previous reviews (Gants Hill and Bethnal Green) were pretty scathing.

[secret.hombre]

Her previous reviews (Gants Hill and Bethnal Green) were pretty scathing.

..no accounting for taste, perhaps being able to speak Spanish with her made things more enjoyable for both of us

[sparkus]

..no accounting for taste, perhaps being able to speak Spanish with her made things more enjoyable for both of us

Mate, I want to believe, but https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278592.0

[weirdintrusion]

Mate, I want to believe, but https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278592.0

Man off the hotlist. In the review the humongous tits aren't even mentioned. Clearly she has them but the proportions aren't the same it seems. Got too excited. Shame.

[markimark08]

This might be useful to help people see what they will get and of course if they fancy banging a famous movie star 

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[doyouforgetit]

Would you say her breasts were natural? Judging by her videos, she was busty but her breasts didn’t seem gigantic. Clearly she has put on weight and possibly a lot has gone to her breasts?

[doyouforgetit]

I think there are at least 2 girls operating under this name. I saw her yesterday. She gave me a slightly different post code as I got closer. At first I thought it was for safety but I have heard that done for addresses never postcodes. She opened  the door. Admittedly her boobs looked great in a pink dress. She had earlier said 120 for an hour but she could only do half an hour for £100! Also kissing was extra and no Fk. I should have walked there and she assumed I was going to. I could even tell it wasn’t the same girl as in the photos. Despite all this I was really curious about those tits and stupidly I  stayed. She couldn’t remember her given name but eventually said it was Stephanie. I ribbed her a little for this and tbf her personality was pretty engaging. Only problem was she was B and S, massively overpriced and with a very limited service! The reason I think this is a different girl to the OP was partly the post code thing but also  that she was busty but her breasts weren’t ginormous, as stated in the OP. They certainly would never swing round her back. I would estimate at around an f cup. They also were very probably fake, although not too badly done. Can I ask the OP what cup size would you estimate the girl you saw had? Also was she exactly the girl in the pics? Mine looked similar but isn’t her and was a lot less curvy. Mine was probably the one mentioned in the previous review.

[punther]

Again, her tits were all over the place, she tried to hold them down, but she couldn't keep hold of both at once due to size. They were so big that they fell off her chest and slipped under her back whilst I was doing her.

brilliant

[Bossmanforever]

Wait, I'm confused. Is this Jessica González? She does state that she is a english university aspirant on her instagram or is it just someone who's pretending to be her?

[H4S]

Boobtastic 

[doyouforgetit]

Wait, I'm confused. Is this Jessica González? She does state that she is a english university aspirant on her instagram or is it just someone who's pretending to be her?

The girl I saw definitely isn't her. But the girl in the OP might be. Like I said, they gave me a postcode then changed it to a few streets away  so perhaps she passes onto her friend when she is busy? We need the guy in the OP to come back to us and say if it is her that he saw. Also tell us an estimate of her bra size. Like a fool, I am still curious to see that girl because talk of gigantic tits and macromastia makes me super curious.

[doyouforgetit]

Do you know what? From looking at her Instagram account I think I did actually see her! I should have searched for the IG account before I saw her- didn't know it existed. The reason I thought it was a different girl is because she uses such extreme filters on her photos. She must have a Coca-cola body shape app. When you look at the videos on IG it's more realistic. They show that she has big boobs (although not nearly as gigantic as the OP implies, and probably fake) and that she has a bit of a booty but nothing approaching the Jessica Rabbit curves her photos suggest. Also in the meet she didn't wear much eye makeup, which makes a big difference.

[Bossmanforever]

Do you know what? From looking at her Instagram account I think I did actually see her! I should have searched for the IG account before I saw her- didn't know it existed. The reason I thought it was a different girl is because she uses such extreme filters on her photos. She must have a Coca-cola body shape app. When you look at the videos on IG it's more realistic. They show that she has big boobs (although not nearly as gigantic as the OP implies, and probably fake) and that she has a bit of a booty but nothing approaching the Jessica Rabbit curves her photos suggest. Also in the meet she didn't wear much eye makeup, which makes a big difference.

What were her rates and what services does she offer? She doesn't state them on her profile.

[doyouforgetit]

What were her rates and what services does she offer? She doesn't state them on her profile.

She will probably change them on a whim. When I phoned she quoted 120 for an hour so I assumed we were good for 1 hour. As I got closer she said she could only do half an hour and then gave an alternative postcode. I hadn't originally asked how much that would be but when I got through the door she said 100 for a half hour. I REALLY should have walked. The service is super limited and overpriced. It was OW which wasn't great but she let spit drool which I like. Kissing is extra but no fk so I didn't bother. No role play, even though she is an actress(!) I couldn't even go down on her which I offered to do because I needed a break and to get firm again. I told her this was ridiculous and she was astonished that I called her out for it. I explained because I was paying 100 for 30 minutes it's ridiculous. I was tempted to walk mid punt but I then decided to try and make the most of it. She does fake moans although her face was genuinely flushed so she was enjoying it on some level. The fake moans are to get you to cum quicker.

 I was interested in seeing the girl the OP described, or the girl in the photos, as I love super curvy girls but either the OP saw a different girl, or we have a different definition of macromastia. If it is the same girl in the photos she has modified them to a ridiculous level. Check out a video on her instagram for the reality. The main reason I think it's the same girl is that the cat in the photos was there in the room with us. Otherwise she was much less curvier and wasn't wearing the dark eye makeup, which I would have preferred because it does look sexy.

In short: AVOID!

[Rick2468]

Wow. She looks one of a kind. I see she had negative reviews before but still tempted as she looks so unique. Gants Hill area is good to me so it's annoying I somehow missed her profile whilst she was based there.

[doyouforgetit]

Wow. She looks one of a kind. I see she had negative reviews before but still tempted as she looks so unique. Gants Hill area is good to me so it's annoying I somehow missed her profile whilst she was based there.

Did you read my posts: the pics are not a true representation of her: she is using an extreme body morphing app! Check out any of her movies from insta and you will see!

[sparkus]

TBH she looks quite beastly in her IG pics and a quick look at her film star ('don't call us, we'll call you') homepage shows she doesn't have those dimensions either.  At best I'd say she has a sizeable pair in proportion to her hefty frame.

Bottom line: she can't realistically command those prices given what chebtastic better reviewed WGs there are out there for that money.  If you're reading this Jessica then a quick reality check wouldn't go amiss.

[Luken12]

adding to hotlist now, those melons are

[Jackkking]

Thanks for the heads up. Always on the look out for a new pair of plump melons to menace. Tend to prefer naturals but I must admit to being intrigued by the possibilities. Added to hotlist.

[doyouforgetit]

Thanks for the heads up. Always on the look out for a new pair of plump melons to menace. Tend to prefer naturals but I must admit to being intrigued by the possibilities. Added to hotlist.

How many times? The pics are not an accurate representation of her. She has morphed them. Her breasts are in reality about f cup and almost certainly fake. She looks NOTHING like the pics and her service is abysmal. Your choice, of course.

[Jackkking]

Well...by all accounts our man had a whale of time with them.

[Bigbootycreampies]

Thanks for the heads up. Always on the look out for a new pair of plump melons to menace. Tend to prefer naturals but I must admit to being intrigued by the possibilities. Added to hotlist.

Yes facts nowadays grade a melons are a goldmine so I added to HL ... if I'm not impressed I always do the see ya later anyway