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Author Topic: COLONIC IRRIGATION - Shit happens - Pre punt rituals.  (Read 4963 times)

Morning all. Today I am going to have a tube stuck up my arse to rid me of built up shit. I hoping to have a punt after and ask for rimming. The WG should be truly honoured with this as my arsehole will be as clean as a whistle. Lol

Have any of you ventured into alternative medicine/therapy Or have any strange pre punt rituals that make you feel extra comfortable??

 :yahoo:

Offline cunnyhunt

I am sure I have read that this is not good as it removes the bacteria and other fluid from you that you need to shit easily.


Pompoy old son

Are you Lady Di ? Is this some kind of weight loss treatment ??

Roland D Hay

Morning all. Today I am going to have a tube stuck up my arse to rid me of built up shit. I hoping to have a punt after and ask for rimming. The WG should be truly honoured with this as my arsehole will be as clean as a whistle. Lol

 :yahoo:

I doubt the WG will see it that way, problems with gas are common after colonic irrigation so when you blow off an uncontrolled monster fart as she's rimming your clean whistle don't expect thanks for the privilege.   :hi:

Offline Anadin

Well if you have an empty colon your farts won't smell much if at all.

Roland D Hay

Well if you have an empty colon your farts won't smell much if at all.

Well if it's a hot and sticky session then it'll be just like having a fan in the room  :hi:

I am sure I have read that this is not good as it removes the bacteria and other fluid from you that you need to shit easily.

I thought I'd give it a go for something new. I may also dress up as a woman as I saw that once in a documentary lol.

Pompoy old son

Are you Lady Di ? Is this some kind of weight loss treatment ??

I've been feeling really bloated so in a way it may be. Is one not amused?? :thumbsdown:

I doubt the WG will see it that way, problems with gas are common after colonic irrigation so when you blow off an uncontrolled monster fart as she's rimming your clean whistle don't expect thanks for the privilege.   :hi:

As long as she's not got any naked flames around I think i'll be ok lol.

Well if you have an empty colon your farts won't smell much if at all.

My farts never smell  :rose:

Roland D Hay

I don't understand the concept of built up shit, unless it relates to a WG's AW feedback!

Offline cunnyhunt

I don't understand the concept of built up shit,

You have not seen my desk. :rolleyes:

Roland D Hay

As long as she's not got any naked flames around I think i'll be ok lol.

It wasn't you I was worried about. Combine this with a smoking fetish and the girl could lose her eyebrows.

I should give this a go Pompoy. If nothing else it would take away the missus frequently used argument that I'm "full of shit"  :)

I've been feeling really bloated so in a way it may be. Is one not amused?? :thumbsdown:

There is a cheaper alternative available get your self a massive donner kebab loads of chill sauce and salad leave it in direct sunlight for 24  hours and then scoff it

It should clear out your insides and solve the bloating problem

If your bloated its probably eating too much wheat !

All it'll rid you of is £££'s and possibly your dignity. Same for the colonic irrigation  :)

Offline Roth

Tried it once.  Never again and it's true - Ship Happens! 

Morning all. Today I am going to have a tube stuck up my arse to rid me of built up shit.
 :yahoo:

Thank you for sharing that lovely piece of information sir...........I feel quite ill now :) :vomit:

I should give this a go Pompoy. If nothing else it would take away the missus frequently used argument that I'm "full of shit"  :)

If I'd known we could have had a 3some. Maybe next time :)

Offline Dani

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If anything all it will do is cause you to get really constipated in the future.  I had it done a few times as was supposed to be really good for you.  Its not.  It removes all the bacteria that helps your waste break down and become soft so you end up badly constipated and either have to have it done again or end up at A&E having a manual evacuation and I promise you that it is not pleasant having that done.  Once all the good bacteria has been removed laxatives don't even work so manual evac is the only route to follow and having some young doc and a nurse with their fingers stretching your arse trying to dig as deep as they can is not a good way to spend five hours.

If it was good for you and really worked the NHS would offer it as it would be a cheap alternative for those who do suffer with bowel problems.  Stay away from gluten as much as possible as this will reduce the bloating and try to eat bran and plenty of dried fruit.  Bran can be sprinkled on anything as has no taste and is not only a lot cheaper but is a lot healthier for you too

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If it was good for you and really worked the NHS would offer it as it would be a cheap alternative for those who do suffer with bowel problems.  Stay away from gluten as much as possible as this will reduce the bloating and try to eat bran and plenty of dried fruit.  Bran can be sprinkled on anything as has no taste and is not only a lot cheaper but is a lot healthier for you too

Can you get gluten free bran?

I would cut out all grains and make sure you eat lots of green veg. Soluble fibre is much better for you, and comes in food that is superior in nutrition compared to grains.

Well in the end the place ended up being to much hard work to reach so I blew(no pun intended) it out. I was just looking for a head start to eating better and thought this might kick start me.

It sounds though that this is not the right way forward however Dani some guys (not myself included) may get a kick out of a junior Doc and nurse probing their arse.  :unknown:

If I'd known we could have had a 3some. Maybe next time :)

What an offer, Pompoy! Actually... having read some of the warnings posted by others I think I'll give this one a miss and stay "full of shit".  :(

What an offer, Pompoy! Actually... having read some of the warnings posted by others I think I'll give this one a miss and stay "full of shit".  :(

Well your Misses will not be happy but safety first :thumbsup:

Why don't you just have done with it, and shove a cock up your arse. No need to be shy on here.  :hi:


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