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Author Topic: Thailand trip May 2011  (Read 21048 times)

Offline Keen Punter

I don't see the point of flying 6000 miles to Thailand to go boozing with the lads, why not give Blackpool a try, not too far from you ------- and the girls will be able to speak English, well sort of.  :P
I don't see the point of travelling 6000 miles to go boozing on my own then going home alone 9 nights out of 11.  :cool:

Offline Keen Punter

The girl in that photo is attractive
No good for you Jim, she can't speak English.

Offline Jimmyredcab

No good for you Jim, she can't speak English.

That does not surprise me one little bit.   :rolleyes:

Offline Keen Punter

That does not surprise me one little bit.   :rolleyes:
She can't speak Thai either. ;)

Offline Montydog

She can't speak Thai either. ;)
LOL, actually though a good picture that still doesn’t do her justice.

Mate I know who I’d rather go for a go-go crawl with, was fun even in “pie” and Mash .  :drinks:

As for Jimmy it’s a mystery and has been for many a year  why he goes, be like me going to a sushi restaurant every night and then complaining that they don’t have pasta on the menu.  :dash:

Offline Keen Punter

It gets worse though, 2 shags in 11 days in a town full of pussy.

He even bangs on about Bangkok being so much better but then spends the majority of his time in Pattaya and even more baffling Jomtien.

i have enjoyed KP's input and his willingness to blog his holiday for all you miserable fuckers to pick holes out of it. fuckin sad.  Wayang what have you brought to the international table.  Sweet FA.

I have never been to thailand and if i listened to most on here i probably never would.  Jim you are a hypocrite regarding foreign travel/entertainment.

so wha,t kp goes out n gets blitzed every night, good on him.  holidays are to enjoy, not be cautious.

Thanks KP and i hope to go look some day and am sure you would be happy providing info to non sarky/grumpy fuckers.

Offline Wayang

Wayang what have you brought to the international table.  Sweet FA.

You obviously don't read very much.  I have probably had as much input on this thread as any - and probably had as broad an experience of SE Asia as any.
But if you just want to try and make  acheap point - try some one else.

Offline Jimmyredcab


I have never been to thailand and if i listened to most on here i probably never would.  Jim you are a hypocrite regarding foreign travel/entertainment.


Hypocrite ????????  Sorry, I just don't know what you mean.   :dash:

It happens to be my personal opinion that most of the bar girls in Pattaya are pretty rough, others may disagree, this link shows "typical" bar girls, make up your own mind. -----

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On_LftyE2Ss

My experience is not limited to Thailand, I have also visited ----
Manila
Angeles City
Hong Kong
Kuala Lumpur
« Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 10:29:32 AM by Jimmyredcab »

Offline Wayang

I have never been to thailand and if i listened to most on here i probably never would. 
So you are just a lurker enjoying vicariously the pleasure of others.  Bear in mind that those of us who KNOW Thailand have different views of the country and what constitutes a good holiday - and pursue what we want.
Best you stay away - you might find it too hectic.

Offline Keen Punter

It happens to be my personal opinion that most of the bar girls in Pattaya are pretty rough,
And yet you keep returning, don't go in Gogo's where the pretty young girls you crave work (including the one I posted because she doesn't speak English) and also spend 4 days in the arsepit known as Jomtien.

Truly baffling, some would say bordering on the insane.

You obviously don't read very much.  I have probably had as much input on this thread as any - and probably had as broad an experience of SE Asia as any.
But if you just want to try and make  acheap point - try some one else.

Wayang u seem to have a touch of the 'teen kylie' problem which you carp on about all the time.

I guess because i have'nt been means that i am a lurker, utter bollocks.  that has to be one of the most stupid things i have read on this UKPUNTING forum.   wayang your above two posts display you in a silly light.  I did'nt used to think you were a dick but now i do.

maybe i havent been there because i havent come to that point in life yet.  (i can still pull birds here in the uk surprisingly enough.)

anyway fuck it let the experts have there glory.

Hypocrite ????????  Sorry, I just don't know what you mean.   :dash:

It happens to be my personal opinion that most of the bar girls in Pattaya are pretty rough, others may disagree, this link shows "typical" bar girls, make up your own mind. -----

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On_LftyE2Ss

My experience is not limited to Thailand, I have also visited ----
Manila
Angeles City
Hong Kong
Kuala Lumpur

again well done, i would not travel to the other side of the world spending a good couple of grand to be in a place where i thought the birds were pigs.  I would spend my couple of grand where there were plenty of fit birds.  maybe its just me...

Offline Wayang

I guess because i have'nt been means that i am a lurker, utter bollocks.  that has to be one of the most stupid things i have read on this UKPUNTING forum.   

Well, since you know nothing about Thailand you sure making an ass of yourself by trying to contribute.  Others who have been there know what they are talking about. 
And since you boast about pulling birds in the UK why not stick to what you know rather than insinuating that I don't know what I am talking about.

i think not.  i openly admit i've never been to thailand and have not tried contributing about the place.
 so stop chattin bubbles, as Kinky would say.

Offline Jimmyredcab


maybe i havent been there because i havent come to that point in life yet.  (i can still pull birds here in the uk surprisingly enough.)

I am pleased to hear that you have no problem pulling birds in the UK.

Which begs the question ------- why do you post on punting forums, sorry but I just don't get it.   :rolleyes:

Offline Keen Punter

again well done, i would not travel to the other side of the world spending a good couple of grand to be in a place where i thought the birds were pigs.  I would spend my couple of grand where there were plenty of fit birds.  maybe its just me...
It isn't just you, believe me.

Jimmy has baffled Thai mongers for years now as to why he keeps returning. He even publically declared he never would.

http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/showthread.php?45552-18th-and-final-Trip

Since then I think he has been back 4/5 times.

Offline Wayang

Jimmy has baffled Thai mongers for years now as to why he keeps returning.
Since then I think he has been back 4/5 times.

Post coital tristesse - once you get over it you go back for more.
We all go for different reason - some booze plus f*ck*ng, some f*ck*ng plus booze, some tourism plus booze plus f*ck*ng..................
I think JRC just like the bright lights, the 'glamour' and the knowledge that he can f*ck if he wants/needs to.   Lot more exciting than Dagenham on a cold May day.
And Thailand is still relatively cheap and not over populated with British lager louts.
I go to see Thailand knowing that there can always be bedtime company if I need it - daytime frolics always leave me wondering what to do with the rest of the day.

Offline Jimmyredcab


I think JRC just like the bright lights, the 'glamour' and the knowledge that he can f*ck if he wants/needs to.  Lot more exciting than Dagenham on a cold May day.
And Thailand is still relatively cheap and not over populated with British lager louts.


You have hit the nail squarely on the head.
Thailand has a lot to offer for an older guy, sex available 24/7 if needed if the obvious attraction.
The downside is that the vast majority of bar girls are far from attractive, some may say bordering on ugly.
When you do spot a cute one there is the problem of language, in 17 days the only real conversations I had was with other mongers.
I fail to see the big deal that I only fucked 2 girls in my first 11 days. ??????
Having been to Thailand numerous times, over 20, I no longer get any satisfaction by shagging ugly women, I can do that in the UK.
I have provided a link to the Soi 6 bargirls on You-Tube, if anyone can find a clip of beautiful bar girls I would love to see it ------------ a still photo is no good, obviously there will be a few cute girls with 40K working the bars, finding them is the problem.  :(

Offline Jimmyredcab

And yet you keep returning, don't go in Gogo's where the pretty young girls you crave work (including the one I posted because she doesn't speak English) and also spend 4 days in the arsepit known as Jomtien.

Let me explain (for the second time)   :rolleyes:
A very experienced member of the WSG suggested that I should try Jomtien, I was not really sure so I only booked for 4 nights.
I agree it is a shithole and it makes Pattaya seem like Marbella.
No great disaster as it only takes 10 minutes by baht bus to get back to Central Pattaya.
Many ex-pats choose to live in Jomtien because it is quiet and more importantly cheap, beers under 50 baht day and night.

Offline Keen Punter

Post coital tristesse - once you get over it you go back for more.
We all go for different reason - some booze plus f*ck*ng, some f*ck*ng plus booze, some tourism plus booze plus f*ck*ng..................
I think JRC just like the bright lights, the 'glamour' and the knowledge that he can f*ck if he wants/needs to.   Lot more exciting than Dagenham on a cold May day.
And Thailand is still relatively cheap and not over populated with British lager louts.
I go to see Thailand knowing that there can always be bedtime company if I need it - daytime frolics always leave me wondering what to do with the rest of the day.
From your previous postings I understand that you have seen other parts of Thailand so if you were Jimmy, I wouldn't be so critical.

However, Jimmy only goes to Bangkok or Pattaya (I think he did Chang Mai once and hated that as well). He doesn't "sight see", so like me he mainly goes for booze and sex (although I do more of both).

Therefore I cannot understand how anybody who admits he doesn't like Thai girls spends £560 and 12 hours on a plane to then have 2 shags in 11 days. It is akin to me saying I don't like Indian girls then going on holiday to monger in Delhi. It just makes no sense.

Surely you can see that Wayang ?
« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 08:48:41 PM by Keen Punter »

Offline Wayang

Therefore I cannot understand how anybody who admits he doesn't like Thai girls spends £560 and 12 hours on a plane to then have 2 shags in 11 days. Surely you can see that Wayang ?

Actually I can understand JRC's holiday because I am wise enough to understand that different people enjoy different holidays.
I could never consider spending two/three weeks in Thailand boozed out of my mind chatting to 'my mates' (not even  'mates' from home), picking up WGs selected through drink fuddled brain, sleeping odd hours and watching TV.  That I would consider a total waste of time and money.

As I read it JRC has a  gentle break, a few beers, the odd WG and relaxes away from the UK and the general drearyness of Essex and E London.  For my limited drinking I like pubs abd bars with life and not miserable sods spending their benefit money in a scruffy English pub.

We are different and your idea ofa  holiday is justa  big waste of money and time - IMHO!

Offline Keen Punter

I have provided a link to the Soi 6 bargirls on You-Tube, if anyone can find a clip of beautiful bar girls I would love to see it ------------ a still photo is no good, obviously there will be a few cute girls with 40K working the bars, finding them is the problem.  :(
Oh right, so once again You Tube is the fountain of all knowledge.  :rolleyes:

I never seem to struggle to find cute girls, but then again I do find them attractive in the 1st place.



We are different and your idea ofa  holiday is justa  big waste of money and time - IMHO!
Good time with friends
Good sex with sexy girls

What a terrible waste of time and money.  :rolleyes:

Offline Jerboa

Oh right, so once again You Tube is the fountain of all knowledge.  :rolleyes:

I never seem to struggle to find cute girls, but then again I do find them attractive in the 1st place.


Good time with friends
Good sex with sexy girls

What a terrible waste of time and money.  :rolleyes:

Yep terrible waste, I didn't envy you one bit lol,  :D

Offline cunnyhunt

I never seem to struggle to find cute girls, but then again I do find them attractive in the 1st place.


Good time with friends
Good sex with sexy girls

What a terrible waste of time and money.  :rolleyes:

I have not been to Thailand but have read the recent threads, as for whether someone is attractive I do not find Thai girls (such as above) attractive, she also appears almost childlike which also puts me off.
 I have come to the conclusion that I am not interested in visiting that area so this thread has been most useful.

As for KP drinking too much, visit Finland see how it is really done  :D


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