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Author Topic: Thailand trip May 2011  (Read 21094 times)

Offline Jimmyredcab

Just returned from 17 days in Thailand, this time I decided to start off in Jomtien which is a couple of miles down the road from Pattaya, spent four nights there and was not very impressed, pretty much a one horse town but very cheap, in some bars a Singha was ony 40 baht all day and night.Spent the next 7 nights in Pattaya in a nice hotel called Tim's Boutique Hotel on Soi 14, not suitable for anyone wanting an early night as the music from the bars at the rear of the hotel can be heard until 3 am, also I think that charging for Wi-Fi access in this grade of hotel is taking the piss.

 My only bad experience was one night in Simon's complex on Walking Street, I sat down and a girl asked if I wanted to play one of the silly bar games, she was probably a 6 at most but I thought "why not".Bought her a ladydrink at 150 baht and told her if she could beat me at Jenga I would give her 100 baht tip, I beat her but she wanted to carry on until she got her 100 baht which she did on the third game.She seemed to give out signals that she would be barfined and after a couple more beers I asked her, now she could have said "Yes please" or "Sorry, I have period" which would have been acceptable but her reply was " How much you give me"??As I was only 50/50 anyway about her I told her to forget it and settled my tab, I didn't even leave 5 baht tip, she lost out because I normally pay 1500 baht for a short time session whereas most guys give 1000.

My opinion on Pattaya remains the same, third rate bars with third rate girls, they charge you 5 baht to have a piss and when you want to wash your hands you see a filthy towel that looks like it has been there for a week, my solution to improve most of the bars would be a bulldozer ------ just my opinion.
Bangkok report to follow.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I arrived in Bangkok on Saturday morning with six days left from the trip, stayed at the Dynasty Grande which is located in Soi 6 about a five minute walk from Nana Plaza, their rooms have been reduced by about 500 baht in a special promotion if you pay in full on arrival, nice clean room and girl friendly.I can see that Bangkok is a lot quieter than my trip in February, also there were no big queues at immigration.

If anyone is familiar with the Nana Plaza area there are now a few new bars which have taken a lot of trade from Big Dogs and Golden Beer Bar, the busiest seems to be "Strikers sports bar" opposite to the Nana Hotel, you can get a beer in one of the new bars called "The Stumble Inn" for 65 baht all day and night.
My best experience was on the third night, I headed for Soi Cowboy and as I walked from the Asoke end I got a big smile from one of the girls outside the "Dundee bar", I just nodded at her and headed for Shark bar at the far end.On the way back she was still there and grabbed my arm suggesting I have "one drink" in her bar.I decided to have my drink outside the bar and she sat with me, no doubt to get her ladydrink. Her English was passable and she seemed pretty keen, after a couple more beers I checked out the prices ( which is advisable in Bangkok ) and was told 2000 baht short time, I did not try to negotiate but explained that I would want her to stay until 2 or 3am, she said "no problem".We left her bar and went into "Country Roads" which is a live music bar on Soi Cowboy, had a couple there and headed back towards my hotel but had a final drink in "Angel Witch" to see the show.Back in the room she mentioned a shower so I told her to go first, no she said, we shower together ---------- who am I to argue with a lady ?Once the action began I knew I had made a good choice, when her tongue wasn't down my throat it was in my ear.I forgot to mention her age, she looked very young, I thought maybe 22 but she admitted to 29, these girls don't seem to lie about their age even if they lie about everything else, one kid three years old.

Offline Jimmyredcab

A couple of questions that always come up on the Thailand forums are which is best, Pattaya or Bangkok and the other is which is the best Go-Go area, Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy. If you are on a tight budget I would say avoid Bangkok, the girls are not cheap unless you take the rejects fron the Beer Garden, they are rough, I checked them out on my last night, no wonder it is dark in there.Pattaya has tens of thousands of girls working but sadly 98% are Isaan farm girls with questionable looks and limited English. Regarding the second question, I would say Soi Cowboy is now far superior to Nana Plaza, the latter seems to be dominated by ladyboy bars.The best bar is hard to say but Tilac takes some beating, it is a large bar with many girls, I did spot a couple of "superstars" but they clearly knew it ----- before you pay barfine make sure she knows what time you want her to stay, they love the expression short time because it can mean anything, to some of the girls it means once you cum they go, you have to be one step ahead of them, and never under any circumstances pay upfront.

Offline Wayang

Bluntly, if you spend £500 on an airfare to Thailand it is worth saving up enough to enjoy Bangkok rather than wasting your time among the drinking/drunken dead beats of Pattaya.
I have long thought Soi Cowboy better than Nana - and I will no doubt have this opinion confirmed in October.  Somehow the dirty stairs, smelly loos and masses of ladyboys just kills Nana.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 10:38:17 AM by Jimmyredcab »

Offline Jimmyredcab

One small problem spoilt things slightly, yet again I had a severe dose of the shits.  :(

Should this happen to you and Imodium fails to work either see a doctor or try some pills called DISENTO from the pharmacy.
Imodium will not clear up all bacterial infections.

I just checked out DISENTO on google and see that it is recommended on a couple of Thai forums, it is cheap but works like magic ------------ no booze, milk or fruit juice for 24 hours.  :(
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 10:54:09 AM by Jimmyredcab »

Offline Wayang

Bound to happen to everyone at least once.  Generally eating with locals is safer than hotels where the cold buffet and salad bars are the usual source of stomach upsets.
Americans suffer most as their insitence on sterile food all the time gives no chance for immunity build up.  One ice cube from tap water will get them.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Bound to happen to everyone at least once.  Generally eating with locals is safer than hotels where the cold buffet and salad bars are the usual source of stomach upsets.
Americans suffer most as their insitence on sterile food all the time gives no chance for immunity build up.  One ice cube from tap water will get them.

I never eat from salad bars, it could have been there for days, they are not going to throw it away.

I read somewhere that rice can be a problem if it is not cooked fresh, regarding ice, generally speaking it is safe, they don't use tap water.  ;)

Offline Wayang

regarding ice, generally speaking it is safe, they don't use tap water.  ;)

Don't trust them.
As to rice - if it is hot and edible it is probably OK.
Add to your pills 'rehydration salts.'  All that sitting on the can washes out some essential minerals.  You can get sachets here in the UK or buy locally when they will be UNICEF sachets intended for distribution to the poor.  It is called Aid to 3rd world countries!



Yes, rice.
The bacteria is called Bacillus Cereus, not a lot of people know that.

http://www.typesofbacteria.co.uk/bacillus-cereus-cereals-rice.html

sorry Jim i thought you were discussing ice :D

Offline Jerboa

You kept that under your hat Jimmy, did you have a good holiday?

Offline Jimmyredcab

You kept that under your hat Jimmy, did you have a good holiday?

Depends how you define a good holiday, apart from my normal bout of the shits it was OK.

I still think Hong Kong is streets ahead because of the variety of nationalities, most of the girls also speak reasonable English.

Every girl I speak to in Thailand comes from Isaan. :(

Offline Keen Punter

Bluntly, if you spend £500 on an airfare to Thailand it is worth saving up enough to enjoy Bangkok rather than wasting your time among the drinking/drunken dead beats of Pattaya.
Is this directed at me ?

I think you only have to read the respective trip reports to see who enjoyed their holiday more. :)

Offline Wayang

I think you only have to read the respective trip reports to see who enjoyed their holiday more. :)

Different strokes for different............
Personally I'd rather spend my holiday sober than legless.
Each to his own.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Different strokes for different............
Personally I'd rather spend my holiday sober than legless.
Each to his own.

25 years ago I used to spend holidays in a drunken state 18 hours a day in places like Majorca and Ibiza.

I simply can't do it now, 8pm until 1am does me fine ---------- but as you quite rightly say, each to their own.

Offline Keen Punter

Jimmy, you really do baffle me.

Why go to Jomtien. The only thing that drags me there is to visit Mama at her new bar. You like younger girls, so how much time did you spend in the Gogo's ?

Did you visit Soi LK at all ?

Where did you pick up your girls in Pattaya ?

Your report is sparse on details, I am genuinely interested to see where you "pulled" from.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Jimmy, you really do baffle me.

Why go to Jomtien.

It was recommended to me by a respected member of the WSG -------- someone who I have met, we obviously have different tastes.   :(

Offline Jimmyredcab



Where did you pick up your girls in Pattaya ?

Your report is sparse on details, I am genuinely interested to see where you "pulled" from.

I said before I went that it was not about notches on the headboard, why fuck for the sake of it if you don't really fancy the girl.
I don't do Go-Go bars in Pattaya.
I took one girl from "Drinking Street", just past Big C.
One girl from a live music bar on second road.
Had I been sober I probably would not have taken either to be truthful.  ;)

Offline Keen Punter

I said before I went that it was not about notches on the headboard, why fuck for the sake of it if you don't really fancy the girl.
I don't do Go-Go bars in Pattaya.
I took one girl from "Drinking Street", just past Big C.
One girl from a live music bar on second road.
Had I been sober I probably would not have taken either to be truthful.  ;)
I could quote what the late great Mr Shagmeister once famously said, but I won't (and it wasn't the hosepipe comment).

So you spent 11 nights in Pattaya/Jomtien and got 2 shags, neither of which you were pleased with.

You never cease to amaze.  :dash:

Offline Jimmyredcab



So you spent 11 nights in Pattaya/Jomtien and got 2 shags, neither of which you were pleased with.

You never cease to amaze.  :dash:

I refer the honourable member to my earlier comment  ----
"why fuck for the sake of it if you don't really fancy the girl."

Shagging numerous girls in that cesspit called Pattaya is no great achievement, even Quasimodo's ugly brother could do it. 
 :P

Offline Keen Punter

I refer the honourable member to my earlier comment  ----
"why fuck for the sake of it if you don't really fancy the girl."

Shagging numerous girls in that cesspit called Pattaya is no great achievement, even Quasimodo's ugly brother could do it. 
 :P
I cannot see the point of paying £550 for a flight, sitting on said flight for 12 hours then time in taxi's etc for 2 shags in 11 days with women you don't find attractive anyway.

Am I getting Deja Vu here ?  :dash:

I never seem to struggle, yes I make the odd mistake but nobody has a 100% success rate in punting.

Here is 1 girl I took from The Office a Gogo on Soi LK (Picture courtesy of Club Insomnia)


Offline Jimmyredcab

I cannot see the point of paying £550 for a flight, sitting on said flight for 12 hours then time in taxi's etc for 2 shags in 11 days with women you don't find attractive anyway.

I don't see the point of flying 6000 miles to Thailand to go boozing with the lads, why not give Blackpool a try, not too far from you ------- and the girls will be able to speak English, well sort of.  :P

Offline Jimmyredcab

The girl in that photo is attractive, but what about the other 39,999 very ugly girls who work in the beerbars.

I went into that "office" bar one night, only saw one decent girl and a Jap had claimed her.   :(

Offline Jerboa

I said before I went that it was not about notches on the headboard, why fuck for the sake of it if you don't really fancy the girl.
I don't do Go-Go bars in Pattaya.
I took one girl from "Drinking Street", just past Big C.
One girl from a live music bar on second road.
Had I been sober I probably would not have taken either to be truthful.  ;)

Well If you don't visit the gogo's you are limiting your options, as you like the young pretty girls this Is where you'll most likely find them In Patts, and as your a early to bed type the FL discos are to late an option for you, no one should shag a girl for the sake of It, most of us have taken a night off, but there must of been a few more that floated your boat Jim.


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