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Author Topic: Refusing Shower offer BIG MISTAKE!!  (Read 8217 times)

Offline vorian

Always make sure I'm squeaky clean before I leave home, If it's a hot day or a long journey then I request a quick shower.

If I was specifically asked to shower then no problem, like has been said it takes 2-3 mins max.

I'd much rather have an unnecessary shower than piss the girl off & have a bad service.  :thumbsdown:

That's exactly how I do it, never had any problems before with showers.
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Don't quite understand how the shower "ruins the look" of the OP, unless he goes in caked with cosmetics. As far as I can see, most women who are about to have sex with you (whether for money or not) would much rather know that their partner was nice and clean rather than taking it on trust. If it's sex for money, the woman isn't going to care a toss that your look isn't 100%, and if it's not for money, then she already fancies you enough to want a shag with you. If the problem is the hair, I've never found any difficulty keeping it out of the shower jet. Frankly, the only hair that needs to get wet is your pubes (assuming you have any). And as for the showers being disgusting: so were the ones at my local rugby club. But I still used them.

Offline Cal Sam

3. some wg's bathroom are disgusting and i dont even want to imagine how many punters have used their towel. ?  :scare:  must've used that towel a dozen times

Don't quite understand how the shower "ruins the look" of the OP, unless he goes in caked with cosmetics. As far as I can see, most women who are about to have sex with you (whether for money or not) would much rather know that their partner was nice and clean rather than taking it on trust. If it's sex for money, the woman isn't going to care a toss that your look isn't 100%, and if it's not for money, then she already fancies you enough to want a shag with you. If the problem is the hair, I've never found any difficulty keeping it out of the shower jet. Frankly, the only hair that needs to get wet is your pubes (assuming you have any). And as for the showers being disgusting: so were the ones at my local rugby club. But I still used them.

Actually I ve just seen that I ve been a cunt to OP on this thread

Its pretty obvious he is a tranny and goes dressed up like a woman for his punts which is why he dont want to ruin his look.

Sorry sexpest !

Offline Sedlmayer

The OP says -

"it would ruin my look and make me go all dry."

Make me go all dry.... :wacko: :crazy: :sarcastic:....???

What the fuck does he (?) even mean, "go all dry"?

I'm starting to think that this should be transferred to Sir Frank's current, very popular thread  :D

Offline sexpest

Actually I ve just seen that I ve been a cunt to OP on this thread

Its pretty obvious he is a tranny and goes dressed up like a woman for his punts which is why he dont want to ruin his look.

Sorry sexpest !

lmfao. Go all dry means dry skin, i like to feel moisturised thank you very much 

Offline Taggart

My views on this are two fold.

When I booked a WG for a session at hers, I said I'd shower before I left home, and was courtesously offered the bathroom, even though it was a 35-40min trip, or in one case 4 mins drive from my hotel to hers.

On another occasion, I'd a teatime call arranged, and asked beforehand if I could shower as I'd be coming from work. Not an issue.

There are some WGs who are OCD on hygiene, which doesnt help !!

Offline Sedlmayer

My views on this are two fold.

When I booked a WG for a session at hers, I said I'd shower before I left home, and was courtesously offered the bathroom, even though it was a 35-40min trip, or in one case 4 mins drive from my hotel to hers.

On another occasion, I'd a teatime call arranged, and asked beforehand if I could shower as I'd be coming from work. Not an issue.

There are some WGs who are OCD on hygiene, which doesnt help !!

IMHO, far better for them to be fixated a little bit on hygiene than not giving a fuck. Nothing kills the mood quicker and more permanently than a lack of freshness. And, sure, that goes both ways. You want to play with a fishy fanny? Do you?

Always make sure I'm squeaky clean before I leave home, If it's a hot day or a long journey then I request a quick shower.

If I was specifically asked to shower then no problem, like has been said it takes 2-3 mins max.

I'd much rather have an unnecessary shower than piss the girl off & have a bad service.  :thumbsdown:

+1

Offline Taggart

Ah you misinterpret.I meant OCD on punter hygiene, but often their own too.  I expect them to be clean too. Luckily not had many fishy fannies.....once did tactfully suggest we showered together after I did the 'finger test'.....

Offline sexpest

Ah you misinterpret.I meant OCD on punter hygiene, but often their own too.  I expect them to be clean too. Luckily not had many fishy fannies.....once did tactfully suggest we showered together after I did the 'finger test'.....

I have had quite a few fishy fannies, usually from agency girls. Seeing clients back to back and one baby wipe all night. Yuck

Offline Sedlmayer

Ah you misinterpret.I meant OCD on punter hygiene, but often their own too.  I expect them to be clean too. Luckily not had many fishy fannies.....once did tactfully suggest we showered together after I did the 'finger test'.....

Nope - didn't misinterpret. Read what I said. Cleaner the better, both ways.

lmfao. Go all dry means dry skin, i like to feel moisturised thank you very much

Well if your not a tranny you obviously suffer from some kind of OCD issue.

Anyway you know the solution dont do incalls do outcalls. Then you will be in the full control which as you have said you need. Then you can make sure you have perfected your look and are moist instead of dry and have dressed so it looks like your on a date.



I also try to be as clean as possible before a visit but you have to imagine that perhaps not all punters are as hygienic and perhaps this WG had one or two bad experiences with punters who maybe did not arrive in such a nice clean state.

If a WG asks me if I would like to shower before I normally do accept even if I have just showered recently. That way I think it puts her at ease knowing that I am clean and free from BO

Can't say my skin "goes all dry" after a shower. In my experience it's pretty wet when I get out. If the original poster means that it's sort-of-wrinkly, then he's spending too much time in the shower!
Actually, there is a solution to all this. If you really object to a shower, don't get in it. Stand clear, run it for a couple of minutes. Sing a bit if you like. Get the proffered (I hope) towel a bit damp. Come out of the shower room. She thinks you've showered. You know you haven't. No confrontation or bad start to the punt. Everybody's happy and you can get down to business in a good frame of mind.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I have NEVER been forced to have a shower, if the girl insisted I would abort the punt, I make the rules not the pro$$ie.    :bomb: :bomb:

Offline Festisio

You guys are fools for refusing to take a shower if offerred.

Like many of you I always have a shower immediately before leaving to see a WG.  However if asked I always have one there as well.  And it should be obvious to anyone why.

Psyche of the Prossie.

They don't know you just showered.  In their mind you might have a cheesey cock.  They are more likely to provide an enthusiastic service if you take up their offer.  Even if you do nothing more than take a piss in their shower.

It takes 2 mins and is worth its weight in gold in terms of prossie perception.  Sure, some will say who cares?  Well, I do if it means they are more eager in devouring my cock.

Maybe it shouldn't be that way, but is.  So play the game or have a shitter service because of it.

Offline Sedlmayer

I have NEVER been forced to have a shower, if the girl insisted I would abort the punt, I make the rules not the pro$$ie.    :bomb: :bomb:

so - you've done all your research and arrive in a nice venue, great-looking girl, happy, smiling, friendly, good value. You've handed the money over, and she asks you to have a shower.
You demand your money back and start getting dressed?
REALLY?  :wacko: :crazy:
Rather than just jump into the shower for 2 minutes?  :unknown: Nose. Cut off. Spite. Face.

This *is* a control thing. Must be.... :sarcastic:

Offline sexpest

I have NEVER been forced to have a shower, if the girl insisted I would abort the punt, I make the rules not the pro$$ie.    :bomb: :bomb:

I like your style.  I asked for my money back she refused so went ahead with the punt.

Offline Festisio

She does have a bit of a cheek if she had fag breath.

Probably the number one thing I hate about punting.

Offline Jimmyredcab

so - you've done all your research and arrive in a nice venue, great-looking girl, happy, smiling, friendly, good value. You've handed the money over, and she asks you to have a shower.
You demand your money back and start getting dressed?
REALLY?  :wacko: :crazy:

I don't hand over the money immediately, normally wait a few minutes to judge the attitude, the minute she insists on me using the shower I make my excuse and leave.
I repeat ----- I make the rules not the pro$$ie.  :hi:

Offline sexpest

If i was a prossie and asked a punter to jump in the shower and they took only 2mins. I would think they were dirty neway. Lose lose situation. hey maybe im ocd  :crazy:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Most of these Romanian trollops would not even have clean towels.  :dash:

Offline sexpest

Most of these Romanian trollops would not even have clean towels.  :dash:

or hot water  :P

Offline James999

Most of these Romanian trollops would not even have clean towels. 

It's not just Romanians, Pro$$ies in general seem to think that a clean towel is one that's only been used for 3 days, and if you mee a cortesan they are so posh they dry them off over the radiator to crisp up the last punters spunk  :vomit:

Often more hygenic to dry your cock on her washing, there's often some laying around the bathroom  :timeout
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