I found and booked Ella through Sexy Asian Escorts -
External Link/Members Only - however she no longer appears to be working for them.
I see from putalover's review she still works for Invasion:
External Link/Members OnlyThis was my first time paying for full service with a SP, and I thought, who better to pick than an experienced Thai lady? Asian ladies aren't necessarily my preference but I reasoned they have a reputation for being eager to please, knowledgable, and unlikely to play any silly games with services being extra or off-menu. How naive I was.
CommsPhone call then confirmation/address texts with English-sounding maid/receptionist. Confirmed over text that Ella provides GFE. (Spoiler: she doesn't)
The VenueA tiny flat literally a stone's throw from Bayswater tube station. This is where things started going downhill! I had arrived five minutes early and rang the doorbell to announce myself. I eventually got speaking to Ella's flatmate who first denied all knowledge of who Ella was, and then told me she was with a client. I suggested I would come back in five minutes but was told no, she has a booking. *I'm* the booking, I protested, starting to appreciate just how little privacy there was shouting into a tinny intercom with pedestrians walking mere feet away from me. I shot off a bemused text message to the maid, evidently she cleared things up, the previous punter passed me in the doorway as it was buzzed open, and finally I was in.
The LadyThe lady who hid behind the door as she let me in had two arms, two legs, a set of tits, and was Asian. That's where the similarity to her photos on the agency site start and end. Now, I accept that there's a degree of artistic licence that goes into SP photography, but when you're standing in front of a lady and you honestly can't decide whether the photos are 15 years old, photoshopped, or you've been straight-up baited and switched, then something has gone wrong. Anyway, I didn't hate what I saw: a very obviously enhanced lady with oddly flawless skin, who facially resembled Yoko Ono. 6/10, good enough.
The ActionWe stepped into the tiny, almost pitch black bedroom, and Ella offered me a cold drink from a mini fridge. A shower was offered and accepted, and I rinsed myself off in water that seemed to be permanently set to scalding. Coming back into the room, Ella probably sensed that I had no clue how events typically unfold, and directed me to the bed where she gave a surprisingly decent Thai massage. I treated myself to a little fondle as she straddled me, she responded with some reach-unders. In hindsight, this is the moment the meeting peaked. With no further ado, she unrolled a condom on my semi-erect penis and attempted to grind me to 100% hardness. It had the opposite effect. She whipped off the condom, wet-wiped me (the frenzied use of lube, condoms and wet wipes would make up a decent proportion of the proceedings) and attempted to suck me to full mast. My requests for her to slow down and make it more fun went unheeded. She just about tolerated me playing with her tits, but every time my hand went anywhere near her butt or pussy it was firmly gripped by the wrist and moved away. I asked if we could 69; either she misunderstood or more likely just plain ignored me and went in for another round of oral delivered at breakneck pace. I must give her full marks for effort here, if not subtlety - she goes like a damn steam train and would no doubt be a lot of fun in the hands of a guy who wants a pump and dump. For me though, the GFE I wanted never materialised. After some time, she sat up, smiled sadly and said we were out of time. I took a second shower - I was glistening with lube and oil by now - and unsatisfied, was back on the street, short changed by a couple of minutes for good measure. As I made my way home I realised I hadn't had so much as a peck on the lips, let alone DFK. GFE my arse.
Damage£150 for 1 hour. Massage, OWO, not a lot else!
VerdictA very, very low Neutral. In hindsight Ella wasn't the girl for me to earn my FS wings with. I had gone in nervous, which is my own fault, but equally Ella did nothing to put me at ease or start off slow. Somebody else might get VFM out of Ella, that is if you can actually get her to follow her Likes list. Would I return? Not likely.
