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This is my first review. Sorry if it's a bit long.
Been punting now for over ten years, mostly massage parlours but seen quite a few escorts the last few years. Got a bit to learn I think:-
Spoke on the phone a few times before the booking, she sounded ok. English, non regional accent and sounded right for her advertised age. Agreed on 45 minutes with a levels as "half an hour wouldn't be long enough" according to her.
On the day she gave me her rough location, asked me my ETA and told me she would be there way before me.
I confirmed the arrangement regarding a levels and the length of time and was told that it is discretional. I replied that that is fine but I'm not paying extra for it on top of the agreed fee.
Got the postcode en route then a series of texts to let me know she would be later, which turned out over half an hour late. It's the WGs prerogative to be late so I wasn't too fussed at that point. Finally got a call to tell me she would be ready. Got there after a series of instructions over the phone. At that time she revealed that she has never really done a levels before but she would be willing to give it a try. I said that we could try and carried on. This must be the usual spiel she gives people and as I read back, I know I should have walked.
Residential place, overlooked by opposite property.
There aren't any face pics on her profile (last time I book without them) but she looked alright. Wasn't dressed in school girl outfit as requested. Bundled me in to her room. Was friendly enough.
We talked as we got undressed and I was surprised at how skinny she is. Got absolutely no tits- completely flat chested. If that's what floats your boat? She only pecked instead of kissed.
Then she said the classic- I'm way too big and we won't be able to do a levels. This while she's wanking me off. Looking at her body, I wasn't surprised but I'm not that big. She immediately went to put a condom on me, I asked her for some oral without, she said she would but she doesn't normally do it (at discretion on her profile). Did that for about one to two minutes and then put the condom on. I suggested that if we can't do a levels then can I come twice. She agreed, only if it didn't go over time. Gave me some oral with, I got her to go on her knees while I stood up and got her to look up at me. Probably the best thing about the punt but she wasn't very good really.
Got on the bed, remember, I'm thinking to myself come now, rest, get her to suck me off again and rescue this shite punt. Started in missionary and she was going on about how big I was and that she'd had some bladder problems lately. Clamped on me with her legs and pushed back on me with her hands so I couldn't fuck properly. I just went for it (as much as I could) and came. Thought there'd be some chat and then round two would start but she just sat next to me and said I could either go again or she would give me some money back and only charge for half an hour. Only twenty minutes had gone by by then but I couldn't face any more lacklustre sex with her.
I got dressed, exchanged some pleasantries and left.
It's as if she's been trained by a Romanian pro. The whole punt seemed one long negotiation in increments. Looking at it as a whole I know I should have left but she used the drip, drip tactic.
Shame for her cause she seemed like she could do a lot better if she put the effort in. There's a few teeny types that way and she's the only one who bothers to respond to any emails or calls.
Topic: Fit Little Teeny Chard (Read 2437 times)
