Bristol Dark_Horse

[simping]

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This was my very first punt. Mistakes were made here, first of all: it was my first punt and expectations were pretty high, I've since learned to keep them low. Secondly, an uptown girl escorting, who wouldn't want to experience that?
I had hoped (like most of you would've) for a positive but turned out to be a neutral...if not negative. SP seemed attractive from the pics she's posted, Oxbridge educated (what caught my eye about her), and had somewhat of a decent likes list.

Coms: texted the number that was displayed earlier in the week of the punt, didn't get back a response till later that day. Quick responses from their on out. Asked what I was looking for, how long I wanted to book, and provided a post code. We agreed on and hour meet, I'd text on the day of the meet to confirm (which I did).

Venue : Clifton. Texted her after arriving, was giving the full address, it's a top flat. Be prepared to walk up a freight of stairs. Anna (her name) was waiting for me at the top, wearing a black dress and some stockings. Taller than I expected, she stands at 6'1" how I missed that in the profile I'll never know. Facially she's pretty, slim, with some nice pair on her. Exchanged pleasantries and was led into her living room for a glass of wine. Her flat is decorated with all manner of erotic art, she has quite the eclectic collection. My expectations increased, thought I hit the jackpot — I did not. After the getting to know one another was over Anna offered me a shower which I took before joining her in the bedroom.

The act: now this is where things go south for me. There was nothing particularly memorable about the act itself. Oral was okay, nothing great or mind blowing just standard, returned the favour and wish I hadn't, not a bad smell perse but a noticeable whiff (never go down on an escort at the saying goes); she seemed entertained by my efforts but I couldn't stand the smell so went straight for doggy, there's large mirror in her room which adds to the atmosphere, seeing yourself fuck her really does something to you — attempted to pull on her hair but was immediately met with "no I don't like that" which is understandable, but what more can you do in that position, pondered about slapping her arse but I knew that would get me a red flag. After ten minutes of silence..like dead silence I decided to switch it up into missionary. It was the same, silence with the exception of the sound of our bodies colliding into one another. There was literally no participation from Anna. Went in for one last position before our time was up and nothing to talk about here.

Whole experience was quite unremarkable. Had another shower before dressing and leaving.

Overall it was all pretty vanilla, she's vanilla as they come. The uptown girl with an eclectic collection of erotic art got the best of me; walked in with an great expectations and ended up with an underwhelming punt. If you're into GFE then she's for you. If you're like me give her a pass.


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[ulstersubbie]

It does state clearly in the profile that she is 6'1''. Oxbridge educated my arse, still a good selling point I suppose. Better luck with your next punt!

[jburke1215]

Thanks for the review, she has been on my HL for a while, at one stage even made a booking but she cancelled it later the same day.

I see she now wants a £100 deposit before she will see you, no thanks, no longer on my HL.

Hope you have better luck next time.

[saintly100]

She cancelled me twice before Christmas, both times on the morning - fortunately, just before I was setting off.  Didn't buy the excuses either time.  Won't be bothering again.

[Jonlove69]

Her favourite food is oysters and favourite holiday destination is Guinea Bissau. Not a steak and Tenerife girl then ! Favourite flowers are lily’s, the flower most commonly associated with funerals 

[Jonlove69]

Might still give her a call though