Another bad provider from a girl I saw the other week. The overall experience was "meh", she didn't do the services she advertises "fully" and I didn't like her bad attitude.
Her name is sexylady88- she is on Adultwork- works in London in the Kensington area.
She is a half Spanish/Half Polish Escort, (claims to be 19 years old) but as usual is more like 22 years plus.https://www.adultwork.com/1081988
First problem. I had arranged to meet her at her flat for an Incall for 1.30pm (she withheld address and said she wouldn't disclose it until 10 minutes before the meet up).
I called 10 minutes early to get her address at 1.20pm- no answer on her mobile.
I called again 1.25pm-1.30pm- no answer
I texted at 1.32pm to say "Your phone was switched off. Appointment cancelled for wasting my time".
I recieve a text at 1.34 "Sorry was in the shower"
By the time I locate the flat (stressed out by the summer heat) it is 1.40.
I check she does the O.W.O, CIM dealbreakers. I am (half) convinced she does. We do the paperwork and I am offered a shower. Another blonde Escort is in the bathroom (a pet hate of mine) and Lady88 jokingly says something in either Spanish/Polish- blonde Escort runs into another room and a Male voice is heard (another pet hate of mine). This is obviously a "production line" flat.
With time marching on we get down to business 1.43 and lady88 strips.
Me- "Ok babe how about a little O.W.O?"
Lady88- (looks mad and puts finger up abruptly like a mother telling off a child) "Look! Don't rush! We have plenty of time, now lay back".
She does O.W.O- I do admittently enjoy it (even if her blow jobs are a bit "toothy"). I start to have my first round of pre-cum but she stops sucking and gets up.
She grabs a pouch of anti-bacterial wet wipes, pulls one out, wipes her tongue and my Urethra with said wipe.
I look at her with serious disapproval.
Lady88- "Its ok, I do do CIM. I just don't like the taste of "gel"-
Everytime I am close to coming- she stops. Gets out another anti-bacterial wet wipe.
I give up on the idea of CIM. So decide to service her.
I start by licking her out, rubbing her clit (which she is obviously enjoying and into it).
But as I begin to gain momentum I say
"Now let me lick your clitoris and find your G-spot" (I find it)
But as I am about to pleasure her she says
lady88- "No thats not my g-spot. You've been reading sex books haven't you?"
me- "Erm? Yes. However that is clearly your g-spot I can see you twitching"
lady88- "no its not" (her twitching and trying NOT to cum)
me- "yes it is."
lady88- "I don't cum with my clients. I only save that for my boyfriend........."
me- (look of major disapproval considering this was meant to be a GFE)
She then makes an excuse by turning it around saying she is too sensitive. The truth is her boyfriend was more than likely the one next door and she didn't want him to be shown up.
I lose my boner in a millisecond and try fucking her with a soft condom covered "twinkie bar" instead of my standard "Red Bull Can".
To make matters worse she asks if I am cuming around 2.30pm!
Thats right it ended up being a 45 minute booking despite her being the one who made me late
Obviously I don't.
Being a very boring, average and "dead eyed" punt (but stunning girl no doubt) and noting her fiery attitude, her being very controlling and irritable I asked.
"So you are a stripper then?"
Lady88- "Yes I work nights"
me- "Hmm, lets see your routine then" (a chance to get my owed 10 minutes back).
Lady88 does a tease pole dancing routine for 5 minutes.
I shower and leave at 2.35.
55 Minutes of totally forgettable punting. Should've withdrawn another £40 and gone with a pro instead.