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Author Topic: sexylady88 from Adultwork.com. Should stick to stripper day job.  (Read 7344 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 1081988) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline RedAlertTourist

Hello people

Another bad provider from a girl I saw the other week. The overall experience was "meh", she didn't do the services she advertises "fully" and I didn't like her bad attitude.

Her name is sexylady88- she is on Adultwork- works in London in the Kensington area.

She is a half Spanish/Half Polish Escort, (claims to be 19 years old) but as usual is more like 22 years plus.
https://www.adultwork.com/1081988

First problem. I had arranged to meet her at her flat for an Incall for 1.30pm (she withheld address and said she wouldn't disclose it until 10 minutes before the meet up).
I called 10 minutes early to get her address at 1.20pm- no answer on her mobile.
I called again 1.25pm-1.30pm- no answer  :dash:

I texted at 1.32pm to say "Your phone was switched off. Appointment cancelled for wasting my time".
I recieve a text at 1.34 "Sorry was in the shower"

By the time I locate the flat (stressed out by the summer heat) it is 1.40.

I check she does the O.W.O, CIM dealbreakers. I am (half) convinced she does. We do the paperwork and I am offered a shower. Another blonde Escort is in the bathroom (a pet hate of mine) and Lady88 jokingly says something in either Spanish/Polish- blonde Escort runs into another room and a Male voice is heard (another pet hate of mine). This is obviously a "production line" flat.

With time marching on we get down to business 1.43 and lady88 strips.
Me- "Ok babe how about a little O.W.O?"
Lady88- (looks mad and puts finger up abruptly like a mother telling off a child) "Look! Don't rush! We have plenty of time, now lay back".

She does O.W.O- I do admittently enjoy it (even if her blow jobs are a bit "toothy"). I start to have my first round of pre-cum but she stops sucking and gets up.
She grabs a pouch of anti-bacterial wet wipes, pulls one out, wipes her tongue and my Urethra with said wipe.
I look at her with serious disapproval.
Lady88- "Its ok, I do do CIM. I just don't like the taste of "gel"-  :diablo:"
Everytime I am close to coming- she stops. Gets out another anti-bacterial wet wipe.

I give up on the idea of CIM. So decide to service her.
I start by licking her out, rubbing her clit (which she is obviously enjoying and into it).
But as I begin to gain momentum I say
"Now let me lick your clitoris and find your G-spot" (I find it)
But as I am about to pleasure her she says
lady88- "No thats not my g-spot. You've been reading sex books haven't you?"
me- "Erm? Yes. However that is clearly your g-spot I can see you twitching"
lady88- "no its not" (her twitching and trying NOT to cum)
me- "yes it is."
lady88- "I don't cum with my clients. I only save that for my boyfriend........."
me- (look of major disapproval considering this was meant to be a GFE)

She then makes an excuse by turning it around saying she is too sensitive. The truth is her boyfriend was more than likely the one next door and she didn't want him to be shown up.
I lose my boner in a millisecond and try fucking her with a soft condom covered "twinkie bar" instead of my standard "Red Bull Can".

To make matters worse she asks if I am cuming around 2.30pm!
Thats right it ended up being a 45 minute booking despite her being the one who made me late :scare:
Obviously I don't.

Being a very boring, average and "dead eyed" punt (but stunning girl no doubt) and noting her fiery attitude, her being very controlling and irritable I asked.
"So you are a stripper then?"
Lady88- "Yes I work nights"
me- "Hmm, lets see your routine then" (a chance to get my owed 10 minutes back).
Lady88 does a tease pole dancing routine for 5 minutes.

I shower and leave at 2.35.

55 Minutes of totally forgettable punting. Should've withdrawn another £40 and gone with a pro instead.

 :cry:


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Offline daveev

again working girls with boy friends why oh why they just dont let go grrr  :dash:


Offline RedAlertTourist

BTW

Here is the "blonde flatmate" sexylady88 shares the working flat with. (your sexy girl)

She has uploaded, deleted her profile, hidden her feedback no less than 3 times- what does that tell you?

https://www.adultwork.com/1250918


Offline TheOracle

Hello people

Another bad provider from a girl I saw the other week. The overall experience was "meh", she didn't do the services she advertises "fully" and I didn't like her bad attitude.

So I'd like to say a word in favour of this girl. I met her despite this bad review because I was curious to see if she was as attractive as her pictures suggest and I couldn't find another available provider in the area.

As a matter of fact, the previous reviewer forgot to mention a pretty important fact: she is not the girl in the pictures! The real girl has a somewhat more curvy structure, and has pretty big (although not ugly) tattoos that do not appear on the (fake) pictures on the adultwork profile.

So, as soon as I got in the flat (a flat on the lower ground floor of an estate building on North End Road, not unsafe, direct access from the internal road) I realized she wasn't the girl in the pictures: I was a bit disappointed, but she looked sexy enough to stay. It was not a bad decision.

She asked me to shower, which I appreciated, then quickly stripped: she is super fit (she told me later she does 3-4 different kinds of sports, exercising hours and hours every day), and her body is perfectly toned, with a smooth, olive skin, generous curves, nice round ass (although not supermodel-like as the girl in the picture), beautiful average sized tits.

To cut the long story short: she is a great kisser, she gives GREAT head, she is extremely energetic and a bit muscular (which I like), and she reasonably gets into it, despite her obvious professionalism. So, it's not a 10 on the GFE scale (it's a bit like meeting a nasty girl at the gym and shagging her in the locker rooms), and it's true she is a bit too cold in some of the things she does (wipes, asking "how do you want to do it? ah, doggy? ok") but... I came twice in 30 minutes, which is a world record, and frankly I enjoyed the overall experience: we also talked a bit about her plans, what led her to escorting, her activities and new ones she would like to get into... She is actually quite pleasant to speak to.

All in all, I recommend her: clearly she's not everyone's type (really not a girl next door), and I can see her getting irritated by someone expecting her to come, but she didn't restrain with me.

Offline RedAlertTourist

So after sexylady88 has changed her profile for the THIRD time (and gotten fake feedback from fake A/W members within 3 days- who only have feedback from sexylady88) we get this "balanced review" from someone who has only been on the board for a couple of weeks with 6 posts?

As a matter of fact, the previous reviewer forgot to mention a pretty important fact: she is not the girl in the pictures! The real girl has a somewhat more curvy structure, and has pretty big (although not ugly) tattoos that do not appear on the (fake) pictures on the adultwork profile.

Ah the wonders of photoshop!

You can make someone appear thinner, airbrush out Tattoos, birth marks* (*you do know what birthmark sexylady88 has and where it is don't you "ytettzru"?).

I concur sexylady88 (now your.dream.girl) IS the girl in the photos. There was a photo of her walking up some stairs wearing a silver top and black skirt that bared a striking resemblence. Hair, face and lips the same.
 BUT admittently it must have been an older photo as she was slightly thinner looking (but had the same curvy hips- due to Polish-Spanish Curves).

So, as soon as I got in the flat (a flat on the lower ground floor of an estate building on North End Road, not unsafe, direct access from the internal road)

Good you gave the directions.

Now punters won't be 20 minutes late because sexylady... (sorry your.dream.girl) has her phone switched off because a previous appointment over-ran and shes now having a shower in your alloted time which makes you late and you get blamed for it.

By the time you've had your shower, drink, paperwork (another 15 minutes) you only have 30 minutes left of and "hour" punt you get charged £100 for.

She asked me to shower, which I appreciated, then quickly stripped: she is super fit (she told me later she does 3-4 different kinds of sports, exercising hours and hours every day)

She's a stripper by night and Escort by day 11.00am-10.00pm at Night 6 days per week. Where does she get hours of "exercise" from?

To cut the long story short: she is a great kisser, she gives GREAT head, she is extremely energetic

Garbage.

She lacks enthusiasm, layed there like a dead fish on a chopping block and when I asked her to ride me woman on top she went for 3 pumps and then layed on her back saying "I'm not doing all the work".

Head was ok.....when she wasn't reaching unecessarily for the wetwipes (not needed as I had a thorough shower beforehand) she didn't do CIM at all.

we also talked a bit about her plans, what led her to escorting, her activities and new ones she would like to get into... She is actually quite pleasant to speak to.

She was/is a Stripper in a low brow strip club who got approached by a "PIMP or Accountant/Boyfriend/Manager/Handler/Big Bloke in next room/Fiancee" in said strip joint who said she could make more Money- exchanged details and now works in a "student flat" with another "female student" as she plans to open her own business from her "studies".

(where do these student Escorts get the time for their studies working 11 hours per day? Also what University is open 2.00am in the morning until 9.00am the following day?  :sarcastic:)

Offline TheOracle

So after sexylady88 has changed her profile for the THIRD time (and gotten fake feedback from fake A/W members within 3 days- who only have feedback from sexylady88) we get this "balanced review" from someone who has only been on the board for a couple of weeks with 6 posts?

Let me understand, are you claiming that my review is fake because I liked an escort you didn't like? did you notice that I revealed she is not the girl in the pictures?

Ah the wonders of photoshop!

Those pictures weren't photoshopped (except, obviously, for the face deleted): the girl is covered in tattoos, there are no tattoos on that body. But apart from that, the physical structure is completely different, the mouth is different, the shape of the face is different: there's no point in photoshopping someone to that level, it's a completely different person. Clearly she doesn't care, and she used pictures of someone completely different from her. BTW I also left feedback saying it on AW, but somehow it got removed.

You can make someone appear thinner, airbrush out Tattoos, birth marks* (*you do know what birthmark sexylady88 has and where it is don't you "ytettzru"?).

Of course. She has a monstrous nipple-like one on her buttock. Now what?

I concur sexylady88 (now your.dream.girl) IS the girl in the photos.

And you're wrong.

There was a photo of her walking up some stairs wearing a silver top and black skirt that bared a striking resemblence.

Striking resemblance my ass: I went there EXACTLY for that picture, because the girl in there is a supermodel. She is nowhere near as attractive, although she's pretty sexy.

Hair, face and lips the same.

Absolutely not: the girl in the picture must be south american, she is not.

She's a stripper by night and Escort by day 11.00am-10.00pm at Night 6 days per week. Where does she get hours of "exercise" from?

Don't be ridiculous: do you think anyone would get shagged 12 hours per day with no life? If you hadn't spent time trying to convince her that she had to have an orgasm when and how you wanted and talked to her instead you would have had some idea: she has muscles that could beat most men I know, and is a kickboxer. She also is a keen dancer, as far as I understood. It's not as if you getting screwed for money meant that you don't have to have a life.

She lacks enthusiasm, layed there like a dead fish on a chopping block and when I asked her to ride me woman on top she went for 3 pumps and then layed on her back saying "I'm not doing all the work".

Mate, ask yourself some questions. I am telling you it was completely different for me, that's why I wrote the message.

she didn't do CIM at all.

Frankly, that's relieving.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2011, 04:11:04 AM by ytettzru »


Offline SteveNova


Offline TheOracle



She would seem NOT to be the girl in this picture at least.

https://www.adultwork.com/1265803 or https://www.adultwork.com/Dream%2EGirl%2E88

It's absolutely not her. If it were I would still be howling at the moon.

Offline Womble

BTW

Here is the "blonde flatmate" sexylady88 shares the working flat with. (your sexy girl)

https://www.adultwork.com/1250918

I saw "your sexy girl" today and had a great time.  Awesome body  (glad I saw this thread afterwards otherwise I probably would not have gone)

J

Offline Jacob

Her profile is gone now.

That's the risk of using Fake Pictures to deceive others.

Looks like she may be back though?

https://www.adultwork.com/1281218 or Dream Girl 4U


Offline SteveNova

Outed again, and gone again.

Offline RedAlertTourist

Outed again, and gone again.

Back again (or at least its another duplicate profile using the same fake pictures) as "your girlfriend".

https://www.adultwork.com/1277700


Offline RedAlertTourist

More fakes from the same girl (or at least using the same stock model photos).

https://www.adultwork.com/1258959 SEXY BRUNETTE

https://www.adultwork.com/1270160 __Exclusive Girl__


She just doesn't quit!

Offline SteveNova

All gone again - the profiles are lasting less and less time.

Offline RedAlertTourist

Back again under the original name sexy lady 88

https://www.adultwork.com/1273782

This time (dare I say it) the photos are more accurate because at least you can see her more "fuller figure" a dress size 10 (as opposed to a dress size 6 as per her previous fake photos).

But still look at her holding up the "adultwork 13/07/2011" sign. Thats looks fake/photoshopped- the paper is held at an angle but the writing is perfectly square on.

Still though; she has unsightly ugly, large Tattoos on her back, a "mocking Jesus" on her hip, a Lotus Plant on her should blade and something on the back of her Thigh.

Unless I saw face photos I'd doubt they are her given she has changed her profile nine times!

Offline TheOracle

Back again under the original name sexy lady 88

Gone, and back again as dream.girl.88 (she won't just give up, but you can't fight crowdsourcing):
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1336277

Offline 1234

Gone, and back again as dream.girl.88 (she won't just give up, but you can't fight crowdsourcing):
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1336277

Crikey, this hread reads like a James Bond novel!!
 :dash:




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