Noobs

[aspo365]

go to the relevant regional review page, then click the "new topic" button top right

Just seen it, swear it wasn't there before, Anyhow, thanks for the info, 1st review placed

[Me4U]

Yes same here chaps, started punting this year and been watching/ learning from UKP - glad to be on board and to share good and shit experiences which hopefully helps others! And also learn from others before thinking with the fella, already removed a few of the HL with help of wild search and others reviews!

[thesatellite90]

Really refreshing to see so many noobs on the forum posting their reviews and experiences 

Makes a change to all the leeches that were rearing their ugly heads whilst new memberships were not open.

Welcome and happy punting, you dirty fuckers!

From a noob thankyou for the welcome!! Its so great to be able to finally contribute and give back with some of my own reviews!

[tommo6970]

Thanks for opening the window to join and thanks for the welcome. This resource has been invaluable for the reviews and led me to a nice session at Balance in Sheldon when I really needed a ‘massage’, this was in October so I will provide a review.

In terms of punting I had a couple of experiences in Germany whilst travelling for work, last year and previous to that. It’s much easier there with their Private House system and the variety is excellent. Clearly the current situation is not making things easy here but look forward to contributing when things are closer to normal (if ever we get there!). Thanks again.

[Al]

Be interesting to see how many reviews have been posted in the 3 days new members joined compared to the previous 3 days

[Moby Dick]

Be interesting to see how many reviews have been posted in the 3 days new members joined compared to the previous 3 days

Count them trumpet blower.
Goto recent reviews at top of page.
Quite a few of them are from members that have subsequently been banned.

[Heelslover7733]

A noob to the board after finally managing to join

Look forward to posting, and getting some reviews in, even though hard with the lockdowns and being stuck at home!

One question, is it OK to post reviews from earlier in the year, back in March say?

[daviemac]

A noob to the board after finally managing to join

Look forward to posting, and getting some reviews in, even though hard with the lockdowns and being stuck at home!

One question, is it OK to post reviews from earlier in the year, back in March say?

For new members reviews are allowed for punts withing the last 12 months.

[daviemac]

Just a point for new members, if you are reporting someone as a troll there is no need to report every post they have made. Report 1, give the reason and add "check his other posts" if you must but post history is checked as a matter of course.

[Cheiftain]

Well, I'm presuming this is where we plebs who are finally able to join. Come to say hi and thanks for the add!! 😀

[Skimpy]

Ditto, a noob here who has been regularly checking to see if registrations have been open for quite a while. Now time to be as helpful as those who I have read before here and recall the good, bad and the ugly punts of the last 12 months!

[bedhedred]

Bit of advice for noobs to use the search box at the top right of the screen to see if an aw profile has already been mentioned on ukp.
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Always input the aw id into the search box.

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[Reddington1]

Thanks for the include - I'm not too active but have posted 1 review from last year.  The other 2 girls I saw last year have dropped off AW hence no reviews for them.

[Doc Holliday]

Site again closed to new members for now. Over 5000 new members in 6 days   

Hell of a lot of work for Head 1 and his team to weed out the 'baduns' etc so hats off to them all as well as welcome to the Noobs.

[Cheiftain]

Is there a particular length of time I need to wait before I can post reviews? I have quite a few.

[Punterperson1971]

Is there a particular length of time I need to wait before I can post reviews? I have quite a few.

For new members it’s up to a year so fill your boots

[daviemac]

Is there a particular length of time I need to wait before I can post reviews? I have quite a few.

Reply 107 on this page.   

[Moby Dick]

Is there a particular length of time I need to wait before I can post reviews? I have quite a few.

Don’t think you have to wait - although there are some lurkers on here who have been waiting for several years!

Goto the regional review board (where you saw her) - top right, button for new review (just below the search bar - another function noobs struggle with).

Read the rules, and guidelines on writing reviews on the punting wiki first.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0
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[daviemac]

I've noticed a lot of new reviewers are posting the AW link from the address bar at the top of the page, the correct links, one with the AW number in and one with the name, are located at the bottom of the page just below the 'more options' box.

[Dwel]

Great to finally register, will post a review when we can eventually get out easier!

[tb_999]

Many thanks for the opportunity to register. Although pickings in 2020 were sparse I have a couple of reviews from very early in the year I will write up and post.

[daviemac]

One other thing don't revive threads that are years old by posting daft comments or questions. The big red warning is there fore a reason.

[pythondan]

Did anyone else think this thread was going to be about girls with recent breast enhancements?

[Punterperson1971]

Did anyone else think this thread was going to be about girls with recent breast enhancements?

Maybe some of the new posters are dyslexic   

[Home Alone]

Site again closed to new members for now. Over 5000 new members in 6 days   

Hell of a lot of work for Head 1 and his team to weed out the 'baduns' etc so hats off to them all as well as welcome to the Noobs.

+1.

This really feels like a rejuvenated Board now.

[mysteryman30]

+1.

This really feels like a rejuvenated Board now.

I have to say I agree, it's nice to 'see' the new faces. Hopefully many more reviews will follow when circumstances allow.

[786shaitan]

Glad to have been accepted after months of trying.

The information provided on here have allowed me to punt safely and am now contributing by sharing my experiences which my help others.

[Thephoenix]

+1.

This really feels like a rejuvenated Board now.

It's so rejuvenated, it's hard to keep up with everything.
Hats off to the mods. 👏👏👏👏

[Punterperson1971]

It’s certainly freshened up the west Midlands review board

[TotorosNeighbour]

Been checking for a few months now so glad to see I can finally register! Not had my first punt yet; still making plans on the QT. A little nervous but looking forward to it!

[hendrix]

It's so rejuvenated, it's hard to keep up with everything.
Hats off to the mods. 👏👏👏👏

+1 

[WalkOnBy]

It's so rejuvenated, it's hard to keep up with everything.
Hats off to the mods. 👏👏👏👏

I 100% echo Phoenix's words.
After months of being on the outside, I'm certainly grateful to be here.

Plenty to read up on, a barrage of new reviews and learning the 'ins and outs' of forum etiquette. (no pun intended)
 

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Agree with the comments above. We've got a handful of noobs on the Welsh board and they've already made some useful contributions.

Well done them and well done admin and the team for making this happen

[tynetunnel]

Been checking for a few months now so glad to see I can finally register! Not had my first punt yet; still making plans on the QT. A little nervous but looking forward to it!

Welcome to UKP. I was in your position about 3 years ago, it took me ages to get up the courage but trust me, it’s worth it. Go for a very well reviewed girl and it doesn’t hurt to let her know you’re nervous. Once a punter, always a punter 

[MancTommy]

I joined mainly because I was trying to find a new masseur (well, even my old one would do!). Googled her and a link to here from a topic from a couple of years ago came up.

Noob question - I've had a glance over the guides and if I just want a massage (and maybe a discreet HE) do I need to worry about getting a second phone/SIM or is that just for serious punting?

Thanks in advance.

[Thephoenix]

I joined mainly because I was trying to find a new masseur (well, even my old one would do!). Googled her and a link to here from a topic from a couple of years ago came up.

Noob question - I've had a glance over the guides and if I just want a massage (and maybe a discreet HE) do I need to worry about getting a second phone/SIM or is that just for serious punting?

Thanks in advance.

Most of my regular parlours take walk-ins so no phone required.
Even on the rare occasions when there's no immediate availablity, I make an appointment at the desk if there's one available coming up.

I suppose whether you need a punting phone depends on your personal situation.

[scutty brown]

I joined mainly because I was trying to find a new masseur (well, even my old one would do!). Googled her and a link to here from a topic from a couple of years ago came up.

Noob question - I've had a glance over the guides and if I just want a massage (and maybe a discreet HE) do I need to worry about getting a second phone/SIM or is that just for serious punting?

Thanks in advance.

A massagevgirl is as likely to blackmail or out you as a prossie.
Or do you want your partner to read your booking texts when she borrows your phone?

[da26]

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Yes, she does BB but she charges £100 for it, so she should be ok.

Some rather brave logic here from a newbie in East England! Or perhaps just a little green.

Im not sure why she 'should be OK' because she charges £100 for bareback?

In agreement with Skippy.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

I joined mainly because I was trying to find a new masseur

You should be aware a masseur is a male who massages. A female who massages is called a masseuse. The terms are not interchangeable.

[90125]

You should be aware a masseur is a male who massages. A female who massages is called a masseuse. The terms are not interchangeable.

Some may argue that gender is a personal choice not a biological one.

[scutty brown]

You should be aware a masseur is a male who massages. A female who massages is called a masseuse. The terms are not interchangeable.

So what would you call a ladyboy who massages?

[RogerBoner]

So what would you call a ladyboy who massages?

A masseur. 

[PuntingPreacher601]

Definately! I've got tones of experiences to share 20+ reviews and have been spectating the forum for years now so to be finally able to add my voice and contribute which is great. Just have to try and dig up all the old AW accounts so I can add the links to the people I have seen.

[daviemac]

You should be aware a masseur is a male who massages. A female who massages is called a masseuse. The terms are not interchangeable.

A masseur is not gender specific. The dictionary definition is "a person whose job it is to give massages to people". Whereas a masseuse is a"female masseur"

[Joshuabax]

Thank you! I am also a noob! can't wait for the fun to begin!

[Thephoenix]

So what would you call a ladyboy who massages?

Tiffany?

[LLPunting]

So what would you call a ladyboy who massages?

Pulmaprik  Tittirubhorn

[cotton]

So what would you call a ladyboy who massages?

A taxi 

[SpaceRaiderDave]

A masseur is not gender specific. The dictionary definition is "a person whose job it is to give massages to people". Whereas a masseuse is a"female masseur"

Language evolves and maybe masseur is a word in transition. Popular usage certainly gives it a male gender.

If you look it up here
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The first mention doesn't state gender but if you scroll down it clearly allocates male to the word.

[daviemac]

Language evolves and maybe masseur is a word in transition. Popular usage certainly gives it a male gender.

If you look it up here
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The first mention doesn't state gender but if you scroll down it clearly allocates male to the word.

I'm not going to argue with you, you are free to think what you want but the likes of masseur and actor are now used to mean a person, not just a male. Look at how many 'actresses' refer to themselves as actors.  It's a sign of modern political correctness.

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