Unwanted / unneeded Christmas gifts !

[standardpostage]

Portable outdoor pizza oven.

Torch !

Toiletries (again)

Nougat (hard to eat with my dentures)

Please feel free to add your own.

 Would have preferred punting vouchers from an escort agency 

[Convince Me]

Portable outdoor pizza oven.

Torch !

Toiletries (again)

Nougat (hard to eat with my dentures)

Please feel free to add your own.

 Would have preferred punting vouchers from an escort agency 

If I could I'd buy the pizza oven off you 😉

[winkywanky]

Arrange a deal by PM, and then meet somewhere halfway on the A1. On the agreement that you'll never see each other again  .

[standardpostage]

If I could I'd buy the pizza oven off you 😉

I would if I could.

But I can't so I wont.

Got it off my other half, she'd kill me if I did 

But thanks for the offer anyway.

[Blackpool Rock]

I would if I could.

But I can't so I wont.

Got it off my other half, she'd kill me if I did 

But thanks for the offer anyway.

I actually thought posting an outdoor pizza oven was a joke, kind of a random present if someone hasn't asked for it 

Anyway my family aren't big on prezzies so normally £15-£20 spent on each other as a token gesture gift but then again none of us are in debt either 
Mainly got stuff I wanted, thank god for "A" wishlists 

[The Film Director]

In the words of Gareth from The Office, just give me the £10.    Suitably Christmasy I feel.

[Moby Dick]

Penis Pump.
Extra small - cheeky bitch.
£10 to the first Cummer.
Excellent Condition.
Only used once (partially).