Warning: NEVER give an enema to an elephant

[scutty brown]

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[winkywanky]

On an infinitely smaller scale, that reminds me of the time my GP lanced what I think was a small sebacious cyst on my lower back in my local surgery.

It was rather small but he hadn't reckoned on the pressure build-up, and as his scalpel entered, an absolutely foul-smelling stream of yellow liquid spurted out, hitting him in the face and filling the room with the fragrance of a well-stocked cheese shop, after delivery of a large consignment of gorgonzola  . Luckily he saw the funny side of it  .

[Alanroy]

Not sure if I'd prefer that or being washed away by a tsunami of 2-week old elephant shite  a close one

[winkywanky]

I was deeply embarrassed, the smell was absolutely appalling and it really did fill the room. He had to oepn the window and it was freezing cold outside  .

[Alanroy]

I know the smell unfortunately... I've had a similar experience with a cyst on my back.