.....what? Becki Brooke Bristol

[Blue Suede Goo]

I've never heard such shite in a profile:-

Link to this Profile Page using External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only - Get QR Code

[realpunter]

What language is that written in?
i may try Google translate to see if it makes any more sense 

[CatBBW]

Nationality = British.

And I'm Dame Edna Everage.

[Blue Suede Goo]

What language is that written in?
i may try Google translate to see if it makes any more sense 

It definitely came across to me that the text had been translated from another language.
It's written as if she spouts the whole profile out in one breath 

[rudolph hucker]

fantasist......

[blue80]

Now based in Birmingham and still no feedback and still makes no sense at all

[Wanderingfingers]

21? Not looking at that photo.

Well at least she made us laugh :-)

[Blue Suede Goo]

Looks like MacWitch from Rentaghost.
 

[The High Sparrow]

She bid on a reverse booking i made and i am not sure what she meant by

hi my darling stockings is standard and a good time to remember garanteed. so here my number babe 07******** get in touch if you like please. i am available whenever.

[ampersand]

I suspect she meant that she wears stocking as standard, that a memorable good time is guaranteed and that she is available whenever you want to see her. She also gave you her number.

[rudolph hucker]

She bid on a reverse booking i made and i am not sure what she meant by

My spidy-senses tell me to stay the fuck away CC.

[The High Sparrow]

I suspect she meant that she wears stocking as standard, that a memorable good time is guaranteed and that she is available whenever you want to see her. She also gave you her number.

Out of context it might seem obvious but I was asking for someone to indulge in a bit of  BDSM with some caning and restraints and so i was a bit flummoxed when she bid on my RB with that message. I went on her profile and i was even more confused

My spidy-senses tell me to stay the fuck away CC.

I am not touching her bid with a barge pole. Already deleted.