Author Topic: Londyn, Knightsbridge - Diva Escort  (Read 2351 times)

Offline Liverpool

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£220/90 minutes

I saw Londyn in the fag end of tier 3.

Saw her pictures and liked the look of her smile and 38DD tits.

Londyn lives literally a stones throw from Harrods. She is on the 4th floor and the lift was broken. Worked up a fucking sweat just getting up the flights of stairs. I was greeted by Londyn. She's Polish.

Now, to start with I was convinced I was a B&S victim as she looks nothing like the smiling, happy woman I saw. Once again, photoshop was working wonders.

However, I stayed and paid the money. She queried the amount given, insisting it was£250/90 minutes. I showed her my text from Diva and she was happy (before we got on with it she was furiously texting I presume Diva as her rate for 90 minutes has gone up).

After a shower, I came back into the room and Londyn had disrobed, indeed it was her and not B&S. My next disappointment was her tits. They were not pendulous as her pictures would suggest, these were large, but sagging. I would say it's fair her saying she's a size 12.

I had confirmed with Diva for OWO and DFK. However, it was OW and to be fair the blowjob was ok. Onto sex, missionary, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and doggy. I went to kiss her and she turned her head, repeating it twice more. Sex was ok. Londyn is vocal, very vocal. Fuck knows what her neighbours downstairs must think.

More OW. I went down on Londyn and she was quiet as a mouse. Anyway she got me to climax. Another shower and I was off.

Would I see her again? No. Not as pretty as her pictures, services not as advertised, room too hot even with her window open, scaling Everest to even get to her fucking flat, unsure of her prices.

Hugely disappointing.

« Last Edit: December 22, 2020, 07:07:08 pm by Liverpool »

Offline golden bull

She’s been around for a long while and I have been tempted in the past but have for various reasons haven’t got round to seeing her.
Looks like I won’t bother now, so thanks for the heads up.

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...she looks nothing like [her pictures] ... photoshop was working wonders....Not as pretty as her pictures...


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... her tits... not pendulous as her pictures would suggest, these were large, but sagging. ... fair ... saying she's a size 12...


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« Last Edit: December 22, 2020, 08:23:16 pm by Dashing »

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🛑 for own goal.. should of walked...
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Offline Londonpunter30

The bottom three pics look like very bad photoshopped pics to me.  You can tell the pic has been manipulated

Offline The Night King

Sorry to hear your experience OP with this proper old grenade and thanks for sharing  :bomb:

The SP has been in London for over a decade. She must have laid on more balls than Jordan Henderson.

I think she was Donna at Abra Girls / Admiral and even then she was collecting terrible reviews, all saying "she looks nothing like the pictures". 

Better luck next time.