Author Topic: Essence and Lindsey, Diva, Gloucester Road  (Read 8023 times)

Offline JackSaint

Comms, text, simple

Place, top floor flat in one of those roads south of Gloucester Road, opposite Sainsbury's, lounge, kitchen, separate shower room, bedroom opposite, ok, fit for purpose.

Girls, Essence External Link/Members Only Russian, mid twenties, pretty but quite big, more a 10 than an 8, pretty but a bit rough looking with bottle blonde hair with extensions, some ugly tattoos, small tits, big arse and thick thighs, very smily, talkative, well travelled and smart and Lindsey External Link/Members Only Lithuanian who looked hot and horny in the photos but in the flesh much less so, thirties, slightly deflated tits, size 10 plus, fat belly and arse, in a word disappointing to look at but pleasant and engaging enough. £200 each, no extras.

Action, greeted warmly, kiss and grope, shower, dfk, Russian disinfectant spray, owo, DT from Essence, reverse cowgirl with Lindsey, condom swap, reverse cowgirl then doggy with Essence, condom off, shared head, sprayed on their chests. Clean up, chat, groping, dfk, owo, handjob to second finish.

Positive because they delivered all services well with good attitude and unfortunately, these days a £200 agency girl is what a £150 agency girl used to be.

Offline The droff

You have too much money , if I'd spent£400 I would want something special. Anyway I'm loving your reviews.

Offline JackSaint

You have too much money , if I'd spent£400 I would want something special. Anyway I'm loving your reviews.

End of year bonus, can't waste it!

Offline golden bull

Thanks again for the review and an honest description of the ladies and on the bases of that you’ve saved me some dosh :thumbsup:

Offline JackSaint

Thanks again for the review and an honest description of the ladies and on the bases of that you’ve saved me some dosh :thumbsup:

Pleasure GB, shame they didn't meet expectations but hey ho.

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Seems service was there 👍 but physical appearances were 👎


Certainly not James bond type hotties for £400
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Offline JackSaint

Seems service was there 👍 but physical appearances were 👎


Certainly not James bond type hotties for £400

Correct, more Brooke Bond!

Offline Link7

If this wasn't written by YLF, I'm Mexican  :hi:

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Offline JackSaint

If this wasn't written by YLF, I'm Mexican  :hi:

I can categorically state "no, no es", enjoy your enchiladas Juan.

Offline Link7

I can categorically state "no, no es", enjoy your enchiladas Juan.

I wasn't involved in whatever drama led to your banning and tbf had forgotten all about it. Just stating the obvious - it's not only this review, it's all of them. You have a distinctive modus operandi and I'm not aware of any other poster who does the same. Not to mention the writing style is exactly the same.

Any long time member will agree. 

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I wasn't involved in whatever drama led to your banning and tbf had forgotten all about it. Just stating the obvious - it's not only this review, it's all of them. You have a distinctive modus operandi and I'm not aware of any other poster who does the same. Not to mention the writing style is exactly the same.

Any long time member will agree.

It was before my time as a member, but when I joined a few years ago there were still rumblings and echos of the drama still coming up in reviews and London topics. It all made for a fascinating read. Correct me if I’m wrong YLF/Yeboahsleftfoot traded exclusively in expensive agency duos. The writing style was witty, descriptive and egotistical in nature and the similarities in writing style between YLF and JS are uncanny. Have a look at any YLF review and it’s easy to see the repetitive phrases and writing style similarities.
Jack Saint I’ll be transparent I’ve suspected you’re YLF for some time now. I’ve been in contact with a moderator about this and he said a number of members have also reported this. I get the impression admin aren’t willing to act on it yet.

Offline hermanmunster

It was before my time as a member, but when I joined a few years ago there were still rumblings and echos of the drama still coming up in reviews and London topics. It all made for a fascinating read. Correct me if I’m wrong YLF/Yeboahsleftfoot traded exclusively in expensive agency duos. The writing style was witty, descriptive and egotistical in nature and the similarities in writing style between YLF and JS are uncanny. Have a look at any YLF review and it’s easy to see the repetitive phrases and writing style similarities.
Jack Saint I’ll be transparent I’ve suspected you’re YLF for some time now. I’ve been in contact with a moderator about this and he said a number of members have also reported this. I get the impression admin aren’t willing to act on it yet.

Am I missing something? Do we care who is writing the review - as long as it is true and informative, that surely is all that matters.

Offline massagepuntingfan

Am I missing something? Do we care who is writing the review - as long as it is true and informative, that surely is all that matters.

Yes you are missing something. YLF was outed as a pimp to women he regularly reviewed. It’s all in the links I posted yesterday. JS reviews a lot of women I would be interested in seeing. My concern is that if he is YLF then there is doubt whether the reviews are to be trusted, although I think it is unlikely he will have a stake in the diva agency.

Offline puntingpumping1920

Because I wanted to see what a £600 girl was like, now I know they are just the same with an inflated price tag, had I known so before I wouldn't have bothered would I?

I remember when Jack said he spent £600 on a whore to see what it was like

That is a different level of punting
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Offline bonapati

Have a look at any YLF review and it’s easy to see the repetitive phrases and writing style similarities..

I enjoy Jack’s reviews and not so concerned who he is now, then or will be tomorrow. We all wear one mask or the other... do you have a list of these similar repetitive phrases?

In addition like someone mentioned what would be the benefit of pimping for Diva unless you worked for diva besides only a small percentage of us us that agency with other alternatives out there (albeit some of them crap)

Personally, I here to research hookers not punters 😂 but interesting detective work if anyone can prove these allegations.

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It was before my time as a member, but when I joined a few years ago there were still rumblings and echos of the drama still coming up in reviews and London topics. It all made for a fascinating read. Correct me if I’m wrong YLF/Yeboahsleftfoot traded exclusively in expensive agency duos. The writing style was witty, descriptive and egotistical in nature and the similarities in writing style between YLF and JS are uncanny. Have a look at any YLF review and it’s easy to see the repetitive phrases and writing style similarities.
Jack Saint I’ll be transparent I’ve suspected you’re YLF for some time now. I’ve been in contact with a moderator about this and he said a number of members have also reported this. I get the impression admin aren’t willing to act on it yet.

I had a look at the YLF reviews and the writing style is similar, it does increase the potential likelihood of it being the same person. However, JS seems pretty transparent in his reviews so I don't understand the problem with JS as a member, not YLF. Is it because he's one of the top spending punters on this site that we know of and it does not seem believable at first glance? I have not seen any touting on his end. He seems alright to me from what I have seen anyway. JS and KT are one of the few only go tos for DIVA intel, it would be a shame if JS got booted due to potential false allegations, or concerns regarding potential past memberships under a different alias. JS has not done anything so far to get banned as far as I can see. I don't see why members just did not ask him directly instead of reporting him behind his back lol.

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I had a look at the YLF reviews and the writing style is similar, it does increase the potential likelihood of it being the same person. However, JS seems pretty transparent in his reviews so I don't understand the problem with JS as a member, not YLF. Is it because he's one of the top spending punters on this site that we know of and it does not seem believable at first glance? I have not seen any touting on his end. He seems alright to me from what I have seen anyway. JS and KT are one of the few only go tos for DIVA intel, it would be a shame if JS got booted due to potential false allegations, or concerns regarding potential past memberships under a different alias. JS has not done anything so far to get banned as far as I can see. I don't see why members just did not ask him directly instead of reporting him behind his back lol.
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There is similarity in how both are articulate but no more than that. YFL reviews come across a pimp or at least someone who took his hobby too far. JS on the other hand a prolific punter who seems to be going about his own (duo) business. YFL also traded with hot collection and Top secrets. While JS like myself trade (almost exclusively) with Diva.
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Offline Lakislakis

It does sound a bit unreal for someone to spend that much money so frequently and yes the writing style is similar, ...but regarding accuracy of his reviews:

A girl I experienced at the same time with him, was reviewed below

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=273347.msg2796244#msg2796244

and his review was spot on with my experience.

So, if the validity of his reviews is not compromised, at present, I do not think he should be victimised. Time will tell of course.

Offline Link7

Yeah, so I definitely can't be fucked to get into this. We all enjoyed YLF's reviews so that's actually a trite observation. Anyone who was active on here about 4 years ago knows the score. UKP was like a soap opera back then :sarcastic: many will have acknowledged my remark privately. The rest of you can probably just carry on with your life.

Merry Christmas everyone   :hi:

Offline massagepuntingfan

I made my comments in response to Link7 who made the original YLF comment. A few months ago I made the remark in a JS review that your writing style brought YLF to mind, to which a frequent diva reviewer messaged me privately in agreement to the comment. If indeed JS is YLF then I don't see the problem asking the moderator about this. The mod said I wasn't the only person to bring this topic up, so I'm not alone in thinking this. He also said at a later time that admin were not pursuing the matter. If you are not YLF then I apologise for making the link/accusation and will make no further comment on this.

Offline bonapati

It does sound a bit unreal for someone to spend that much money so frequently and yes the writing style is similar, ...but regarding accuracy of his reviews:

A girl I experienced at the same time with him, was reviewed below

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=273347.msg2796244#msg2796244

and his review was spot on with my experience.

So, if the validity of his reviews is not compromised, at present, I do not think he should be victimised. Time will tell of course.

A number of people punt without disclosing how many times (no reviews), or how much the spend. JS however is transparent enough. I don't review every SP i see but I probably see the same one 3 times before moving to the next without reviewing.. this also adds up to a lot of money without anyone know apart from myself - Mr Hendrix also spends a lot of money on duos, so does Gatehouse but that's their prorogative. So not so unreall or surreal.Some ofspend more on cars, guitars or gadgets.

i would suggest we read and enjoy the reviews, use them for research purposes.
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Offline golden bull

I don’t give a hoot who it is as JS reviews has helped me in the past and seeing the girls he’s seen I can concur with his descriptions and ergo I trust his judgment better than some.

I’ve missed this YLF saga as I wasn’t that regular on here back then, just your occasional browser so I can’t pass judgment.

I do remember THAT goal Yeboah scored with his left foot though but other than that he was a pretty average player😂😂🤣

Offline Link7

For avoidance of doubt, I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to absolutely nobody.

Offline bonapati

For avoidance of doubt, I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to absolutely nobody.
While you are apologising... you might also want to write your 4th review in 5 years before year rums out.
Thank you!

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While you are apologising... you might also want to write your 4th review in 5 years before year rums out.
Thank you!

Mr link loves to flaunt around baseless suspicions yet reviews wise contributes a pile of crack addicts shit :hi:
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Offline Link7

Mr link loves to flaunt around baseless suspicions yet reviews wise contributes a pile of crack addicts shit :hi:

Hope you are well mate. I did wonder if you might have moved on and made progress with life. You won't believe this, but in a way, sad to see you have not.


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Hope you are well mate. I did wonder if you might have moved on and made progress with life. You won't believe this, but in a way, sad to see you have not.

👍
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This needs to finish soon ...I ain't got a lot of popcorn left :cry:



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This needs to finish soon ...I ain't got a lot of popcorn left :cry:

Very Scarlett pimpernel
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Must say I was very disappointed with Essence, wasn’t all that attractive and gained lockdown kgs

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If this wasn't written by YLF, I'm Mexican  :hi:

Hello UKP. Thanks to the moderators for allowing me to talk. Long time lurker blah blah. I'm almost retired from most things at this point but hope to be able to contribute, notwithstanding The Great Reset, and such. For my two penneth, and hoping not to get banned before I started. But want to say... it was the YLF reviews in 2017 that showed me how I wanted to punt. And I'd like to thank the man. If he's around anywhere.  :hi:
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Offline stuart.

For avoidance of doubt, I'd just like to take this opportunity to apologise to absolutely nobody.

You haven't write a review in 3 years why not? why don't you contribute and write a useful review? be helpful instead of hateful, reviews are really appreciated.


Offline Link7

You haven't write a review in 3 years why not? why don't you contribute and write a useful review? be helpful instead of hateful, reviews are really appreciated.

I don't hate YLF - me and him got on just fine. I just don't care about upsetting the diva fan club (though my sense is others do - which is not a good thing imo). You may have noticed a lot of you are reacting more passionately to my remarks than the person they actually concerned.

I have some reports from about February time (which I remember very clearly) but I understand there's now a 6 month rule which means those reports aren't welcome. I get the logic behind a limitation, but imo too short. 1 year is surely reasonably within most people's memory. But needless to say, I don't make the rules.

I'm not currently punting and (again, just my opinion) consider those who are to be reckless. So I won't be posting any reviews just now. I feel I've contributed to the forum - you're entitled to disagree. What I'm not going to do, as lots of people have always done, is make up reviews as if the buying of sex were some kind of manhood measuring contest. But I will chime in with views/information on threads where I can - because they interest me/I want to.

That's my last word on this. If anyone else is offended on another man's behalf, or otherwise has a question for me, maybe take it to the PMs. We don't then run the risk of boring the forum.

Offline Stanford97

Must say I was very disappointed with Essence, wasn’t all that attractive and gained lockdown kgs

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Which of these selfies are people seeing? I’ve only seen the person on the left.


What happened to YLF’s reviews? Have they all been wiped? I hope he isn’t St Jack, I remember reading some of his last reviews to see what people were talking about and he seemed to be a complete douchebag/fantasist.

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The escapades are similar, the writing style different to a point; but there is one phrase both have used.

I hope the idea is no multiple accounts rather than permabanning experienced punters.

Like I say YLF reviews showed me how I wanted to punt.

You can punt like that for an extended period, funds allowing.

Nice to see him back.
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I spent an hour with Emilia/Essence today and while she wasn’t quite as golden as previous meets she was still very much like the left selfie. If she has put on a few pounds she still has a flat stomach, thin waist and big juicy arse. I found her to be very charming and will visit again. The place could have been better but it’s still a fairly good place to relax in.