December 2020, popped in for a festive rub & tug.
£50 1h massage + £50 naked/b2b/touching/OW (unexpected)/HE
My experience was similar to $$woody$$:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=284905.msg2973059#msg2973059Rang and booked in advance. Couldn't find ad on Gumtree but a minute's search threw up a landline - 023 80 557 423
Lots of street parking, Waitrose car park. Arrived in a mask, no staff seen in masks and no temperature taken. No track and trace.
Meena in the corridor in street clothes, black top and tracky bottoms. Cute, pretty, red lipstick, curvy and busty - she felt firm when naked. Into the very hot room, 1 hour @ £50 confirmed. I undressed and she went to change into a little black slip. Came back, told me to get all my kit off, and get on the massage table. She started with an oily massage on my legs, quite a lot of "Daaahling..." to start off with, a bit of gentle ball tickling but not much teasing tbh. Pretty quicky (after maybe 7-8 mins) she asks if I want her naked and tells me the pricing: £20 HE, £30 topless no touching, £40 naked no touching, £60 naked/b2b and touching, £80 FS. A bit of to-and-fro and she agreed to £50 for naked and touching "this one time" but said if I came back, there was no discount on FS. I had to get the cash from my kecks there and then.
Lots of noisy Thai chat from outside the room throughout, phone being answered, etc.
She takes the back slip off, I ask how big her tits are - "DDDs" was the reply. Tramp stamp tattoo in small of her back. Meena carries on with my legs, a bit more teasing (but not enough) then comes round to the head of the table and massages my back from the shoulders down while pushing her big dangling tits onto the back of my head and pushing her crotch towards me. I raise my head and suck her tits for a bit, stroke her muff. She moves things on, again quite quickly, and says "I give you oral" - straight on with a condom, she's sucking me and intermittently licking my balls, encouraging me to finger her ("ooh yes, my pussy, my pussy!") - she was fresh and clean, hardly a whiff - and to grope her tits. Maybe 4-5 minutes of this, probably the highlight of the punt

I ask her to suck my balls more and she does. She takes the condom off, applies a lot more oil, and expertly brings me off over her big tits after a minute ("yes, yes, daaarling, come on my tits!" etc.) - though no time for me to dwell on the cum scene and file the view away in the wank-bank. Swift clean up with wet wipes.
Then she moves as if that's pretty much it, and says "I give you nice head massage now" - yet we're still probably only about 25 minutes in. I ask for a proper back massage, quite firm - which it was - she agrees, and gets on with it, after putting her slip back on. I can still cop the odd feel. During this, she hears another punter arrive, a conversation in the corridor ensues, she starts shouting through the door over me in Thai, then goes out

Has a few words for a minute or two and comes back (when I first popped in here, I had asked after Meena in the corridor, and she interrupted a massage to come out of the room and talk to me then.) The door was left a bit ajar, and the guy had a look in the room as well. Sending him off to the ATM, she comes back, says the guy is a "dickhead", that he came in before and asked her to show him her tits, "You pay first! I tell him" she says to me, then does go on about it a bit, "He Indian man, he rude, he think I'm an Indian girl, I'm not, he ask to see my tits..." etc. etc. Yes, off behaviour, and from what I heard he seemed a bit persistent, but she does go on - it was a duff note.
Finished the punt with me sitting up on the massage table with her sitting behind me, with a very firm neck and shoulder massage, a little head message, then done. I asked if they had a shower and she said "Broken - sorry".
The downsides - this was 45 mins if I'm being generous, probably closer to 40. So I did feel short-changed like $$woody$$ did. No real b2b. Also, despite my coming on her tits, she just wiped herself down with a wet-wipe - okay, she could have washed in a sink between leaving the room and my leaving, I guess. But she’d put the slip back on, and as I was leaving she was straight into the next massage (still before my hour was officially up!)
Would I return? Maybe. A nice girl, curvy body, I loved her tits - in hindsight, I could have spent more time sucking her nipples and ask for a proper tit wank, although if she's not showering between pops, maybe it was better that I didn't?

She was perfectly friendly and respectful to me - although clearly won't take any shit. But the rushed timing/value is the issue: FS for 30 mins would still be over £100, and FS for an 'hour' at £130... so not really worth it for < 45 mins when I can wait and (I hope) see one of the Olina girls in London after the plague for the real deal for a full hour. And a better massage.
This was skating close to the Neutral but decided it was just about a Positive.