External Link/Members OnlySo for the first time since lock down my girlfriend was leaving the house for the evening and only told me as she was walking out the door so I panic punted as I hadn't punted in just over a year.
From my previous reviews you'll know that I go for siam sauna because its easy, cheap and you know what you will get.
On the website and the girls advertised were Maria and Honey, I rang the number and asked if all services were still on offer to which mamasan said yes. I didn't ask for a specific lady, I knew I should have asked for Maria but I just wanted sex. Asked for 30 minutes at 7pm and was told £60, now thats gone up from the usual £50 but hey they've not been able to work for a long time so I went with it.
The punting gods were not with me this time. I dont usually get nervous but the thought of covid in the back of my mind and how stupid a risk this was was making me very nervous. Also I hit very bad traffic on the M27. Eventually got there desperate for a piss, mamasan let me in and I went straight for the toilet. Came out and into the room to find honey dressed in a very casual red office type dress with tights on, not sexy at all. I get the impression I may have been her first client of the day.
The room is freezing and so was i after thw walk from the car in 0 degrees. I went over to the storage heater and tried to warm up. While I did this she sits on the bed takes her tights off and puts knee high socks on keeping her dress at knee length the whole time I'm thinking oh god this is just going to be a rub and tug. She tells me to take my clothes off so I undress but keep my boxers on and go back to the heater standing over it trying to get some heat to my cock. She stands up and says lay down. I go to lay down and she points at my boxers and says I can take them off if I want. I take them off and stand there naked embarrassed at my shriveled frozen cock, she then awkwardly struggles to get her dress off and takes off her everyday cotton panties. As in my last review of honey she is mid 40's I'd guess and has a flappy mum belly but is still skinny, Tits are reasonable and she shaves her pussy.
Onto the punt I lay down she puts some oil on my back and rubs my back for about 30 seconds before asking me to roll over. Now personally with a massage I like atleast 10 to 15 minutes of sensual massage with plenty of work on my ass and reaching between my legs to my balls but none of that happened. I roll over to present my now room temperature floppy chap she grabs it tries to wank me off and nothing, no growth whatsoever. She grabs a condom puts just the tip over my cock then moves her head down, im thinking oh cool sh will roll the condom down with her mouth but no just the tip in and pull the rest down with her hand. I'm now wearing a condom while flaccid which is new. She starts sucking and I get a semi. At this point I think this is the best I'm going to get im cold, not turned on and don't find her attractive. I pull her up and tell her to sit on it. She can't get it in and grabs some lube, more proof im the first that day, and it slides in and she rides me cowgirl until I pop in the bag not much later.
Still have time left so she gives me the most painful massage ever which leaves me in agony for several days.i get dressed and leave disappointed.
So lesson learnt her is A) I can cum with just a semi and B) any punt isn't always better than no punt. I normally only punt with different girls each time and honey was my first returning punt and I must say it won't happen again. There are a few there I would see again but where possible I'm definitely a different girl each time kinda guy.
