Author Topic: Insar, Earls Court - Diva escort  (Read 1372 times)

Offline Igor

Hello Gents,
Review for Insar from Diva. External Link/Members Only. I had seen BR's review and had wanted to tick 'large floppy boobs' off my wish list so headed up to the big city. Comms were easy and venue is a small studio flat not far from Earls Court tube. Rocked up and met by Insar. She is as Diva pics although these are heavily photoshopped, I would describe her as attractive or 'girl next door'. She is friendly and smiley with good English. Shower and £200 handed for an hour.
She was dressed in a skirt and top and asked me to undress her. Groping and stroking, all good but no real kissing which is an essential for me. I did attempt but was not returned so left it rather than put a downer on the action. I had a good swill with her mouthwash whilst in the shower.
Released her ample natural boobs which are natural and heavy and indeed floppy with large round responsive nipples. I actually loved these and indulged myself with, licking, sucking and weighing with my hands. Removed the rest of her clothes, nice tidy pu##y, large, soft ass, strong thighs, all good.
She began a good bj without and then into 69. Her pu##y was nice and fresh. I was getting carried away with my tongue and she told me to be careful. I'm not sure if she thought I was straying towards her ass or I was too vigorous but it slightly spoilt my mood/flow.
Straight into reverse cowgirl which was good, cowgirl, missionary (where I would usually like some fk) and finishing in doggy with me alternating in holding/cupping her boobs and admiring them in their full hanging glory in the mirror whilst I pounded as much as I can pound! Finished in bag, shower.
This could be a weak positive but will go with a neutral because of the lack of fk. Once over and I was dressing she was chatty and friendly, btw way water and tea were offered. I think she is a prolific coffee drinker as could smell it initially and she had one when I finished my shower.



 








Offline bedhedred

£200 and declined Fk? Did I read that right? 😳

Offline bonapati

£200 and declined Fk? Did I read that right? 😳

I have one like that before. (Alte).. but i was well informed beforehand hence focuss on other holes.

Offline bedhedred

I have one like that before. (Alte).. but i was well informed beforehand hence focuss on other holes.

I was sniffing round Diva profiles at the weekend but with ukp on life support, I felt like I was groping in the dark. My voice of reason told me to back off rather than spunk away a ton of cash on a blind gamble.

Offline bonapati

I was sniffing round Diva profiles at the weekend but with ukp on life support, I felt like I was groping in the dark. My voice of reason told me to back off rather than spunk away a ton of cash on a blind gamble.
What's your usaual budget... without pissing your bank manager off?

Offline bedhedred

What's your usaual budget... without pissing your bank manager off?

I have a high budget, but I like to fuck often. There are pros and cons to this, but in my view I should never read a neutral or negative review about an agency girl because the premium is high. I do picture the typical Diva client as a guy who has left his wife in Harrods with his credit card and slipped away for a couple of hours to the nearest available hottie.

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I have a high budget, but I like to fuck often. There are pros and cons to this, but in my view I should never read a neutral or negative review about an agency girl because the premium is high. I do picture the typical Diva client as a guy who has left his wife in Harrods with his credit card and slipped away for a couple of hours to the nearest available hottie.

He wears a Adidas tracksuit and Casio watch which is me  :lol: :lol:
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Offline bedhedred

He wears a Adidas tracksuit and Casio watch which is me  :lol: :lol:

 :lol:
Speaking of watch, I need a reasonably priced one which will not sap my punting budget but will brightly display how many minutes of the shag are left. My analog watch is awful; it has some fake decorations which make it very difficult for me to see it clearly as I am raising it up from behind a butt cheek during 69!

Offline bonapati

I have a high budget, but I like to fuck often. There are pros and cons to this, but in my view I should never read a neutral or negative review about an agency girl because the premium is high. I do picture the typical Diva client as a guy who has left his wife in Harrods with his credit card and slipped away for a couple of hours to the nearest available hottie.

1. I should never read a neutral or negative review about an agency girl because the premium is high.... Agree but remember the most expensive cars do also break down on the road side... and sometimes it's not the car but the driver

2- I do picture the typical Diva client as a guy who has left his wife in Harrods with his credit card and slipped away for a couple of hours to the nearest available hottie.... I doubt many UKP memebrs bring their OH to Knightbridge let alone leave her shopping in Harrods.... I'd say that's a myth.
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Offline bedhedred

I'd say that's a myth.

If so, it's a myth that popped into my head a couple of hours ago. 😂

My thinking is influenced by the fact that most of the action flats are located in Kensington, Earl's Court, Sloane Square etc.

Offline bedhedred

and sometimes it's not the car but the driver

Do you mean the punter makes a mess of the session? It's possible.

Offline bonapati

and sometimes it's not the car but the driver

Do you mean the punter makes a mess of the session? It's possible.
it does happen when for example the punter demands DFK, the agency crosses and agrees with the SP, but all 3 parties have a different defination of what DFK is"

Offline bedhedred

it does happen when for example the punter demands DFK, the agency crosses and agrees with the SP, but all 3 parties have a different defination of what DFK is"

In that case, I don't always demand dfk. If the girl opens her mouth and I get tongue: mine in her mouth, hers in mine ; then I'm happy that the contract was fulfilled.

I can imagine if you were looking for tonsil tennis (eh Veronica 69a), and didn't get it, you could feel ripped.

I always think dfk is quite subjective.

Offline BanksRobin

In that case, I don't always demand dfk. If the girl opens her mouth and I get tongue: mine in her mouth, hers in mine ; then I'm happy that the contract was fulfilled.

I can imagine if you were looking for tonsil tennis (eh Veronica 69a), and didn't get it, you could feel ripped.

I always think dfk is quite subjective.
I had some DFK with Insar but in that particular punt it was not what I was really after. Don't get me wrong, I do like to partake in DFK but my focus that day was elsewhere.
Now if I was in a more DFK mood then I may well have been disappointed that there was not enough.

I agree that you expect agency punts to be always positive because of the premium but unfortunately it is not always like that. I punt predominantly agency girls because I find the quality (in my eyes) is better and Awank is just hard work at times. Whether it is silly whores that insist you have to contact them through the AW system or must have x amount of positive feeback, etc .... can't be bothered with it all.

I actually find AW punts to be higher risk for me as I am usually disappointed with what is presented to me and I find everytime I try to save money by going to AW it is in most cases shit and I regret it and wish I had spent more.

Of course there are lots of guys who swear by AW and believe that is the way to go but like I said, it rarely works for me.