I visited Apple late last week after seeing a couple of recent and very useful reviews. I feel a little bad that my first review on UKP is a neutral (albeit a rather positive neutral!) and so I initially posted my comments on an existing review. Others encouraged me to share my experience - I hope my formatting etc. is ok.
Apple is based at the Pikuntong massage business in central Derby, and also advertises at:
External Link/Members OnlyThe venue, as others have noted, is on a pretty busy pedestrian shopping street in Derby, so entry and exit can easily be observed, but on the plus side once you’re through the door then you ascend the stairs up to reception and are out of sight pretty quickly.
Before the meet, comms via text were excellent, Apple was happy to discuss likes and plans, and also we settled on £70 for 30 mins massage, B2B, OWO both ways and the use of poppers (which I took along).
On the day, I was about 15 minutes early (they open at 10 am) so texted her and she said I could just pop up as she was ready. I ascended the stairs and was immediately met by Apple and we headed straight to the room. There were two or three other masseuses in reception but I really didn’t clock any of them as I knew who I was there for!
She’s very friendly and welcoming - rather more “heavy set” than the photos in her advert imply, but she is feminine facially. Her English, as others have noted, was very good. We kissed a little as I undressed, but this was closed mouth (she had implied on text that she did full French kissing).
The massage room was *cooold* but it did warm up after about ten minutes with the panel heater, the massage oil is on a candle type heater so at least that element was warm! The massage itself was very light touch (I’d have preferred stronger) but she did tease a fair bit with CC swipes.
As she moved up to massage my shoulders, I encouraged her to remove her panties so I could enjoy her cock - others have noted her lack of endowment, but I must stress that she does have a VERY VERY small cock (and teeny tiny balls), I would say 3” MAXIMUM and 1” girth at very best. Whilst she’s very pleasant, this is unfortunately the reason for my negative review - I seem to recall 5” being mentioned in discussions, I would have to say that would be an utter dream for Apple, and categorically not the case.
That said, she did get hard, and I enjoyed OWO both ways although I prefer to give. As she is so tiny, it was easy to take her entire length into my mouth and she obviously enjoyed this. What I ideally wanted prior to the booking was to swallow her cum, but she struggled to orgasm (despite hard wanking) so sadly when she eventually did manage a very tiny squirt/dribble on the blanket, it was after I had cum myself so the desire had waned for taking it in my mouth.
No disrespect to her, again she was very friendly and willing, but not a repeat visit for me I’m afraid.
