External Link/Members OnlyTo coin the old classic: 'Body off Baywatch. Face off Crimewatch.'
Location : Not Cloisters. The other place in Sloane Street. I got there early and bumped in to an absolute stunner in the Starbucks opposite and was trying to figure out if she might be available but no...oh well.
Timing : Early December
Pricing : Diva were offering a very generous discount of a member's offer of £250 lol (versus £300 ph full rate) for this Russian SP who turns out to be Ukrainian. When she opened the door I thought FFS!
The girl : I mean we all know pricing has gone mad in the last 18 months but honestly Sergei, 300 notes!?!?! She's standing there in front of me in her finest Primark (
) undies and clearly the body is decent. I've had better but it was decent enough. Nice big naturals.Tick! Not as tanned as the pics. But her mush, oh dear. I stood there trying to suss her out during the pre-chat in an attempt to get a sense of what we were dealing with and she has the biggest schnozz. No looker. Really.
(She looks like the video on the Diva site and nothing like her photos. The 'shopper has literally smoothed her nose down in to a stunning shape. If she got a nose job like that she'd be winning.
The deal : After 2 mins I said "I'm walking" She was super friendly. I'd booked for an hour so she said how about 30 mins? It was a good counter proposition tbf as we ended up settling on 30 mins @£150 and off we went...In my defence I hadn't gotten my hands on some big old titties in a while so, luckily for her I was in the mood to compromise
The deed : She's got a banging body. After a quick shower we sat down on the couch together and she was all over me. DFK & OWO and she had a lovely snatch. Big old Bristols smashing in to my face and she couldn't get enough of it. On to the bedroom and I smashed her but, you kind of had to not look at her face. Not to be cruel but below the neck was a good 7/8 out of 10. It was a highly enjoyable half hour with the caveat I had to keep my eyes lowered the whole time. Others might be less fussy about her looks than me but at £300 I expect an absolute worldie!
Would I return? Definitely not but a good P&D, although @£150 pricy for that.
We move forwards
