Byrony - LMB La Maison Bury

[Atlas1957]

She may go by Bryony, Byrony or Birony depending on the spelling skills of the parlour and the punter doing the review!

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Described on the website as 26, brunette, size 10/12, 34FF natural boobs, 5'8".  I'd say the age and height was about right, she is too slim for size 12 I think, her whole body including her boobs is soft and natural, but I'm not sure they are FFs maybe DDs, arse was nice and soft and round too.  She has a pretty face.

The photo has been discussed here or on other forums as being fake, but it doesn't show much anyway and she does have a nice pair as described above which is the only thing the photo shows.

Price for 30 minutes of £60 (£50 basic with £10 for owo).

Services provided:
Kissing, Handjob, Oral (without), Doggy/Mish/CG.

Byrony was very friendly, chatty and pleasant in the room.  She provided all the listed services with enthusiasm.  We didn't go at it like crazy but instead had a relaxing sensual time which is what I was after.  No clock watching or rushing.

Overall she gets a solid positive.

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[Rack Admirer]

Glad you enjoyed but she seems to have now disappeared from the rota.

[Atlas1957]

Yeah I noticed that.  Hopefully she is just taking a few days and comes back soon.  The second lockdown put a stop to my plans to see her again and I would like to do so!

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

Nice review

This one caught my eye when she first appeared jusy not been any where near the place.

[Atlas1957]

My preferred titties are the itty bitty variety so I'm not an expert on what makes a good "large bosom" and can't weigh in (pun intended) on how good these were.

I was hoping maybe the first review would tempt a few pearls of wisdom out from other posters who have seen her.

[Atlas1957]

I noticed she is back on the LMB escorts page as External Link/Members Only and I'm glad to see they have as much trouble spelling her name as I do.

The profile has two new pictures on it. I do think the pictures are reasonably accurate but they could be new fake pictures so I'll let the reverse image search masters weigh in on that. The black and white picture with her norks hanging free is a good representation of them.

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[fbarge]

superb top bollocks, cracking norks, marvellous bazookas, lovely knockers cor!

[Woogie555]

Is La Maision open thought they were all closed down ?

[Atlas1957]

This review is from a while ago. It is possible she came back on to the escorts page in anticipation of the 12th of April.

[Woogie555]

Gotcha thanks and sorry

[PunterNumber69]

What is LMB like to visit?

I fancy a blowout.

[Marquis]

What is LMB like to visit?

I fancy a blowout.

Closed currently according to their website. My guess would be that LMB will reopen on April 12th when the next round of easing hopefully takes place.

As for what it's like to visit, in my view it's OK. Nowhere near as good as the homepage propaganda would have you believe though: to quote La Maison has the reputation of being the biggest and best Massage Parlour in Manchester. A long standing Bury Massage Parlour with an exemplary reputation.

There is a small car park round the back which LM shares with a garage. You're likely to get some knowing looks from the staff if you park there, and there might not be any spaces available. I have usually left my car on one of the nearby retail parks.

LMB seems to have a very relaxed attitude to no-shows from staff, so I tend to call ahead to make sure the girl I'm due to see is on the premises.

I have had plenty of good sessions but of the girls I have seen only Lara is still listed working there External Link/Members Only

She has a few reviews on here which are pretty positive IIRC.

[VitIron]

Closed currently according to their website. My guess would be that LMB will reopen on April 12th when the next round of easing hopefully takes place.

Does that mean that LMB will be able to legally reopen on the 12th with punters not breaking any laws if they go there?

[VitIron]

As for what it's like to visit, in my view it's OK. Nowhere near as good as the homepage propaganda would have you believe though: to quote La Maison has the reputation of being the biggest and best Massage Parlour in Manchester. A long standing Bury Massage Parlour with an exemplary reputation.

Is there any place that you would recommend instead?

[Atlas1957]

I like the owner's attitude to no shows, but do understand how frustrating it can sometimes be. Most parlours would expect a girl who is only on 50% form to go in and do a shift to not get a strike against them of one kind or another, but by allowing them to no show without penalty it should increase the chances of the girl being on top form. It will not work with every girl as some will show up on 50% form just for the money, but it should work with the girls with the right mix of professionalism and self standards.

[Marquis]

Does that mean that LMB will be able to legally reopen on the 12th with punters not breaking any laws if they go there?

You would need to ask a legal expert about that. 'Personal care' establishments will be allowed to open then (assuming all goes well) so I imagine parlours will take that as the green light. Don't forget though, if more than one person is offering sexual services at a premises then the establishment may get a visit from the constabulary - although I haven't heard of any clients being charged as result of this, other members may have different knowledge.

[Marquis]

Is there any place that you would recommend instead?

I don't use parlours often these days, and when I do it's to follow a particular girl: Celeste at Roses and Maria at GFE Bury being examples. Other members may be better placed to advise you on this.

[VitIron]

I don't use parlours often these days, and when I do it's to follow a particular girl: Celeste at Roses and Maria at GFE Bury being examples. Other members may be better placed to advise you on this.

Thanks Marquis