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Author Topic: Worst thing a WG ever said to you  (Read 14184 times)

Offline Salt

Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

inspecting my nob ' what's are those pimply things around your helmet.' I was born with them and they are not an STI!!!!!

Offline Ali Katt

"My boyfriend has the same size cock as you"

Offline sexpest

after 2 mins of penetration "im cumming look ive came, cum for me baby". This was a one hour booking but i never have felt so much pressure to cum so i sadly did  :(.

after 2 mins of penetration "im cumming look ive came, cum for me baby". This was a one hour booking but i never have felt so much pressure to cum so i sadly did  :(.

Oh no that sounds terrible. Did you manage a couple more pops?

Offline taffdan

What the fuck are you doing here! And who's looking after the kids?  :scare:


Offline Matium

"Oh cum for me, baby, you're so big! I feel you! Cum for me now baby! Yeah! Yeah! That's it baby!"

She then proceeded to fake orgasmic sounds without any prompting or actions on my part.

Offline ALyons

Banning reason: Abusive + Posting crap + Contributing fuck all

Offline Prostitooter

I do like anal, but you've already been in there over ten minutes!"

Offline sexpest

Positions are extra

what a mood killer  :dash:

what about "40 extra for owo"  :dash:

or "ouch not so hard" that always annoys me because im going so bloody soft
« Last Edit: April 27, 2014, 11:39:10 PM by sexpest »

Offline mystery7

"You no have to have sex like thee rabbits!" (In a strong EE accent) :)
Banning reason: Abusive + Obsessing over prossie

Offline Ali Katt

"Don't pull my hair as I have to go home to my husband after and I don't want him to find out what I do".

Offline Jeremy

inspecting my nob ' what's are those pimply things around your helmet.' I was born with them and they are not an STI!!!!!
FYI they are probably penile papules

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_penile_papules

As you said, not an STI and totally harmless

"Do you like my tight fanny? Bet you can't believe I've had four kids out of it!"

That was said in a thick Bristolian accent  :scare:

Offline CBPaul

I'll only do it doggy coz it's my period

Tony Montana

"What's this lump on your bollock?"

Was she looking at your cock?   :lol:



Offline CBPaul

'What's that funny taste ?'

'Canestan Once'

"Do you like my tight fanny? Bet you can't believe I've had four kids out of it!"

That was said in a thick Bristolian accent  :scare:

 :lol:

Offline a10

Approaching the end of a so-so punt with a Thai bird:
"Do you want anal? I hope not, the last man made me do it and I bleed."
I stopped, faked cumming and got the fuck out ASAP. Never been to a Thai since.

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'What's that funny taste ?'

'Canestan Once'

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Offline Siadwel

'Oh, it's gone all soft'.

That was from my last one.  https://www.adultwork.com/1962221 or https://www.adultwork.com/Suzi+Li

Everything worked out ok in the end, though.

 :cool:


10 review(s) found for Suzi Li linked to in above post (8 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Tony Montana

"Sorry hun I have to cancel - personal issues/car won't start/time of the month/I can't be arsed/twisted my ankle/forgot your booking/got a cold/got a more lucrative booking/can't find my keys/lost my phone/landlord turned up/sister hit by a meteorite - hope u understand x"

Offline IloveRed

"Sorry hun I have to cancel - personal issues/car won't start/time of the month/I can't be arsed/twisted my ankle/forgot your booking/got a cold/got a more lucrative booking/can't find my keys/lost my phone/landlord turned up/sister hit by a meteorite - hope u understand x"

 :lol:

Can you share and tell us who that was ? I need to see that girl ;-)


One girl I saw in a parlour started crying, jabbering away in her mother tongue, and then said "I love this job, I hate this job" and all because I made her cum.

Issues? Maybe a couple lol.


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