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"Do you kiss?""Yes, but not with you"
after 2 mins of penetration "im cumming look ive came, cum for me baby". This was a one hour booking but i never have felt so much pressure to cum so i sadly did .
Positions are extra
inspecting my nob ' what's are those pimply things around your helmet.' I was born with them and they are not an STI!!!!!
"What's this lump on your bollock?"
"Do you like my tight fanny? Bet you can't believe I've had four kids out of it!"That was said in a thick Bristolian accent
'What's that funny taste ?''Canestan Once'
"Sorry hun I have to cancel - personal issues/car won't start/time of the month/I can't be arsed/twisted my ankle/forgot your booking/got a cold/got a more lucrative booking/can't find my keys/lost my phone/landlord turned up/sister hit by a meteorite - hope u understand x"