Weird strange experiences

[Missfilan]

What has been the weirdest or most strangest thing that has happened during a punt that was not expected?

[wazzockchops]

I accidentally managed to fire spunk right into my own mouth while getting a bj off 2 ladies. I was on my back and when they wanked me off to finish it went much further than usual. Fortunately I could see the funny side. I guess it must have been agood bj

[GeeWiz]

Teenage son banging the front door while I was banging his mum.  She said that he wasn't meant to be home from school yet and to carry on as he'll go away.  Much more banging and shouting through the letterbox followed.  She even rang him to say she was not home.  Eventually he went as did my erection.  It was only a £40 quicky and I had a £20 back.

[SirFrank]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22516.msg333769#msg333769

I didn't actually get as far as sex thankfully but this remains the most bizarre thing that's ever happened to me

[Missfilan]

I accidentally managed to fire spunk right into my own mouth while getting a bj off 2 ladies.

I had to LOL at that one  at least you could see the humour and they didn't charge you extra for CIM!

Teenage son banging the front door while I was banging his mum. 

It's a good job he didn't have a key or that would have taken some explaining. £20 punt, you got a good deal!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22516.msg333769#msg333769

I didn't actually get as far as sex thankfully but this remains the most bizarre thing that's ever happened to me

Wow what a surreal and strange experience and to think that you will never really know either way. Vodka has given me some odd experiences where I have had crazy vivid dreams and woken up to find that I had been sleepwalking and acting them out. You must have drank some some powerful stuff

Thanks for the link, that thread has some good ones on it.

[Rochdull lad]

Teenage son banging the front door while I was banging his mum.  She said that he wasn't meant to be home from school yet and to carry on as he'll go away.  Much more banging and shouting through the letterbox followed.  She even rang him to say she was not home.  Eventually he went as did my erection.  It was only a £40 quicky and I had a £20 back.

Something similar happened to a mate of mine when he was seeing an Indie at her home.  Her elder daughter let herself into the house when my pal was giving her Mum a good seeing-to.

Fortunately, he'd brought his plumbing equipment with him, so they quickly got their top layer of clothing on and went into the bathroom!

[Wowgeek]

Fortunately, he'd brought his plumbing equipment with him, so they quickly got their top layer of clothing on and went into the bathroom!

If genuine this is crying out for a thread entitled 'Strange things you've taken into a punt'

Unless he was complying with the sign on the side of his van 'no tools left in this vehicle whilst punting'!

[Rochdull lad]

If genuine this is crying out for a thread entitled 'Strange things you've taken into a punt'

Unless he was complying with the sign on the side of his van 'no tools left in this vehicle whilst punting'!

Trust me, Wowgeek; it's true.  Both he and she [a former Regular of mine] told me the tale separately before I discussed it with them both at a social meeting.

It was one of those occasions when she was "paying" for some practical work in the house without using cash.

[tazz]

I was about to slide my cock into a hot blonde's fanny in Brighton in whore house when another prossie knocked on the door, blonde girl shouted busy. Talk about banging at the wrong time as it put me off a bit.

Also was once with a hot escort having a break, when her prossie mate knocked on the door as she needed to get some clothes out of a draw in the room for an outcall. Prossie asked me if id been with two girls when she came in the room.

[Salt]

I once visited a touring WG in a hotel and a day or so later 2 detectives knocked on my door. Fucking shit my pants; fortunately i'm single and my house mates were not home but it was a very uncomfortable 30 min interview which culminated in my going down to the station to give a statement as a witness.

As it turned out the girls in question has used some details that another touring pair had used which had ended up in a shit fight.

Moral of the story; i never park in the hotel car park any more because they picked up my car on CCTV and ran my number plate....

[SaneOnes]

Teenage son banging the front door while I was banging his mum.  She said that he wasn't meant to be home from school yet and to carry on as he'll go away.  Much more banging and shouting through the letterbox followed.  She even rang him to say she was not home.  Eventually he went as did my erection.  It was only a £40 quicky and I had a £20 back.

A real life Milf scenario! Was she pretty?

[myothernameis]

In one of the Glasgow saunas, enjoying my self, soon time was up, and I had to go, now as I left the cubicle, with a slight erection, who is sitting in the lounge area

My young brother, we were both shocked, never expected to see him

[GeeWiz]

A real life Milf scenario! Was she pretty?

Yeah.  Pretty big.  Nice BJ but felt like I'd had a lap dance after.  Horny and twenty quid worse off.

[Urban_G]

Fortunately, he'd brought his plumbing equipment with him, so they quickly got their top layer of clothing on and went into the bathroom!

If genuine this is crying out for a thread entitled 'Strange things you've taken into a punt'

Unless he was complying with the sign on the side of his van 'no tools left in this vehicle whilst punting'!

I guess one way or another he went in to 'service an old boiler'

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Not exactly weird, but once I was in a parlour and the maid, who also worked there as a WG, asked to speak to the girl I was with. We were only 5 minutes into the session and so she asked me if it was OK. I said yeah and she invited the maid in. When she came in she apologised and made a joke about it before whipping her tits out and shoving them in my face. While I sucked and squeezed them she asked the WG what she had come in to ask her. I then hinted that she should stay but she made her excuses, put her tits away and left the room.

[Bangers and Gash]

What has been the weirdest or most strangest thing that has happened during a punt that was not expected?

You ask a lot of questions, but don't seem to give much back in return.

I think I'll stick you on block.

Goodbye 

[Rochdull lad]

If genuine this is crying out for a thread entitled 'Strange things you've taken into a punt'

Unless he was complying with the sign on the side of his van 'no tools left in this vehicle whilst punting'!

I guess one way or another he went in to 'service an old boiler'

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Oh, trust me, Urban, she was no 'old boiler'; she was one of my favourite-ever Regulars!

[Missfilan]

You ask a lot of questions, but don't seem to give much back in return.

I think I'll stick you on block.

Goodbye 

I have been contributing to posts on the forum so saying I don't give much back in return is a little odd but hey ho 

On another thread I was told to keep my posts short and so I did and I was not really sure that my strange experience would be that interesting but I am happy to share.

Client arrived for incall with his own music system in a hold all. He then proceeds to plug in these huge headphones with Tchaikovsky blaring out and wants me to listen. Fine I thought and listened for a min until it became clear that he wanted me to listen to it by myself and talk to him at the same time which was impossible with the headphones. I suggested playing it through the speakers so we could both listen and he got quite offended and switched it off.

Next he announced he had brought "kissing music", "music for oral" and "music for sex" this was a 2 hour booking and throughout he kept stopping to change the tracks and wait for a specific point in the track before we could re-start. He was humming and singing throughout and randomly jiggled to the music. At the end we danced together (very badly) to jive music in my bedroom which was completely out of my comfort zone. Very sweet but eccentric man and I honestly do not know what I would do if he wanted to book again lol

[willie loman]

Ive had the son not only banging on the door, but once getting in the flat, wg went out and spoke to him, and then continued the session, confident that he would stay on his computer, another time the step mum began shouting  through letter box. Another time it was the police, on an unrelated matter, I always felt a bit nervous climbing the stairs.

[pleasure]

Teenage son banging the front door while I was banging his mum.  She said that he wasn't meant to be home from school yet and to carry on as he'll go away.  Much more banging and shouting through the letterbox followed.  She even rang him to say she was not home.  Eventually he went as did my erection.  It was only a £40 quicky and I had a £20 back.

What did she say to him, "quit banging on the fucking door, I'm not home"?

[GeeWiz]

What did she say to him, "quit banging on the fucking door, I'm not home"?

That she was delayed at the doctor's and to go to his nan's if she wasn't in when he got home from school.  In fairness I was late for booking, but she was cutting it fine.  Pleasant lady but never returned.

[pleasure]

I had a similar, if potentially more dangerous situation once, when the girl I was shagging told me we'd better finish up soon, as her boyfriend was due home from work in half an hour. Turns out it was her first day working, and he didn't have a clue what she was up to.

[tazz]

Once saw an escort from a well known agency who had tons of good reviews. She told me she was flat sharing with 3 guys so not to be too noisy. just dont get how that can possibly be true.

Another time went to see a russian girl for 30 minutes, she had a notepad to write down what i wanted.

[Aspen]

Once saw an escort from a well known agency who had tons of good reviews. She told me she was flat sharing with 3 guys so not to be too noisy. just dont get how that can possibly be true.

I've seen a girl who was sharing with three guys as well. An independent not agency. Was yours in Bedford?

This seems to be an older thread, but I've had the son coming home as well. This one was a bit older than teens and was quite abusive towards his mother when he was let in, almost to the point that I nearly said something. I had to pose as someone interested in buying the house to explain why we were not near the front door and therefore she not able to let him in straight away.

[cueball]

I've had similar to earlier posts, whilst banging wg merrily away, her teenage son was throwing stones at the window shouting "mum, you've locked me out, let me in"
The stones were getting bigger and bigger until the window nearly smashed, it didn't stop me mid flow though.
After the event I slipped out the back way (pun intended) n had to laugh as I walked round front back to my motor passing a mum in a pair of trackies n a tee shirt with dishevelled hair bollocking her teenage son for nearly smashing the window, needless to say we didn't exchange glances

[Ben4454]

I have stated in previous threads but I was once banging a chick when randomly the door opened and a guy stood there stark bolloc naked. He was rubbing his eyes yes i said eyes when i said 'what the hell ? then he left - apparently her husband woke up and didn't know she had a client.

Although i was dreading the worst - possibly a punter who got lost on the way out

[NelsonH]

I booked a Scandinavian, then in Hemel Hempstead.

It was a wet and windy day, the phone signal was poor and I couldn't get the directions clearly.
I went around the block of flats a few times before finding the right door.

When I got in I apologised for the delay and added "You were speaking quickly and have a bit of an accent".
She went BESERK. "There is nothing wrong with my accent, etc etc".

You all know I should have walked, of course.

Anyway eventually I get up her and she is on top. She lets all her weight come on to me an says
"I am still really miffed that you complained about my accent".

I now loose my erection, wriggle out somehow and bugger off quick.

[charming_red]

I have stated in previous threads but I was once banging a chick when randomly the door opened and a guy stood there stark bolloc naked. He was rubbing his eyes yes i said eyes when i said 'what the hell ? then he left - apparently her husband woke up and didn't know she had a client.

Her husband? fuckin hell! 

[fisherofsouls]

* 2 or 3 years ago, went to see a random Romanian off Hangar Lane
* Text comms in perfect English prior to the punt
* On arrival, the "20-year old" was a MILF who didn't speak a word of English
* But she was only 30-something and OK looking, so I stayed
* She had a typed out list of numbered services, with costs against each
* We had a funny five minutes agreeing which ones she would do - the total came to £115
* I offered her the £100 cash I had in my pocket - she accepted with a smile
* Pretty good punt followed and she even made me a cuppa afterwards

[OakTree]

I had something very srange, weird happen to me a couple of years ago. Booked in to see a girl, knocked on the door and as it opened I went in. Turned round to look at her and as soon as I saw her I recognised her, well not quite recognise but her face was familiar. Her first reaction to me was Oh! I think we've met before.  We went through and sat down and had a chat but we soon came to the conclusion we couldn't of met before. We went on with the punt and it was very good but we were both puzzled how we seem to find each other familiar. It was very odd and to this day I've no idea how we both seem to know each other.

[a10]

Years ago, I'm mid fuck in a bournemouth massage parlour and the door to the room opens. I'm on top, in mish so can't see who's stood there. "Sorry love, occupied" the WG giggles so I assume it's a punter.

The door stays open.

For what feels like ages.

"No voyeur bookings today Jim" someone else shouts and the door shuts.

No idea who it was

[jsparky]

No idea who it was

It was Jim!